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pgardn 05-29-2007 11:25 PM

It would have been so easy to just rack him up.

One well place knee... ascending testicles.
They would have gone right back to heaven, up into his body from where they descended. Kind of a painful Easter experience. But I digress...

That was more than awful.

onebadbeast 05-30-2007 01:58 PM

Just Proves That The Society And Young Kids Have Gone To Hell...........

Coach Pants 05-30-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by onebadbeast
Just Proves That The Society And Young Kids Have Gone To Hell...........

Hallelujah!!!!

Coach Pants 05-30-2007 03:09 PM

I can't believe people are getting upset over someone who goes to an Akon concert and gets dry humped. Holy mackel

skippy3481 05-31-2007 08:10 AM

Verizon hired him to help promote vcast. Then, they recieved angry calls, emails, letters, people canceling their accounts etc, and he is no longer there.

The Bid 05-31-2007 11:42 AM

What else is there to do at an Akon concert besides dryhump and eat lemon ice? The demographic is 12-17, maybe they should all be out rollerskating somewhere

Cajungator26 05-31-2007 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bid
What else is there to do at an Akon concert besides dryhump and eat lemon ice?

I wouldn't know... I've never had the desire to go to a concert like that before.

The Indomitable DrugS 06-04-2007 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
He's a POS um... never mind. I won't get myself into trouble, but you know where I'm going with this.

He's a possum?

Storm Cadet 06-04-2007 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
He's a possum?


Storm Cadet 06-04-2007 08:48 AM

Here's what I would do to Him if he EVER tried that crap with my daughter on stage!



I'd hold him butt upside down and hold his OTHER TAIL and watch him scream!:eek:

The Bid 06-04-2007 09:11 AM

His "tail" is probably a lot largerr than that Opossom's

GPK 06-04-2007 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Akon seems to be making waves again. At a recent show a kid threw something up at him, which is wrong, but here's what Akon did. He had his security go get him and brought him onstage. Check out what Akon does to him. Methinks there will be a lawsuit soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1g8IhpUYEo


I would absolutely own everything the POS has...he would be poor forever.

The Bid 06-04-2007 06:43 PM

Are Akon and Kobe good friends?

The Indomitable DrugS 06-04-2007 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Akon seems to be making waves again. At a recent show a kid threw something up at him, which is wrong, but here's what Akon did. He had his security go get him and brought him onstage. Check out what Akon does to him. Methinks there will be a lawsuit soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1g8IhpUYEo

Well.....

He seems to have learned his lesson---at least he didn't try to dry-hump-rape the kid this time.

IrishofNDMan 06-04-2007 09:54 PM

I need to go to an Akon concert, throw something on the stage, and see him try to pick up all 225 of me that skinny piece of sh1t!

The Indomitable DrugS 06-05-2007 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
I need to go to an Akon concert,

I don't.

I'd want to choke about half the people around me from the looks of that clip....

Storm Cadet 06-07-2007 02:36 PM

More about AKON...I hope this girls sues his skinny butt (if she's really injured)

http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_158135302.html


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