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dr. fager 04-05-2007 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
It's much easier for the ignore function to work if you wouldn't quote him :)

And while Yahtzee victories may actually be a good addition to my resume, I was more talking about singlehandedly creating a conversion process for quota and routing in the North region of Comcast's Greater Chicago Market that is still used to this day even after I'm gone -- one that was designed to increase technician productivity and reduce our actual pending days out for service work by backfilling technicias with points converted from installation to service work based upon the actual number of jobs booked out of the respective installation category's maximum allowable points.

It was a hit. Well, so too is Yahtzee, you jerk.
I'd be more impressed it you could get that freaking company to carry Fox Sports Pittsburgh in central PA.....:p

In all seriousness I hope you get it......

Mortimer 04-05-2007 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bababooyee
But are you the interviewer?


Ann and you should definitely put your heads together.



It wouldn't help any in logical thinking ,but carny job doors will open for you all over the world.

jman5581 04-05-2007 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
It's much easier for the ignore function to work if you wouldn't quote him :)

And while Yahtzee victories may actually be a good addition to my resume, I was more talking about singlehandedly creating a conversion process for quota and routing in the North region of Comcast's Greater Chicago Market that is still used to this day even after I'm gone -- one that was designed to increase technician productivity and reduce our actual pending days out for service work by backfilling technicias with points converted from installation to service work based upon the actual number of jobs booked out of the respective installation category's maximum allowable points.

It was a hit. Well, so too is Yahtzee, you jerk.

Brian,

Good luck.

Perhaps you could use your Operations expertise to suggest a model for reducing the amount of time members of this forum waste by scrolling through ignorant remarks. Perhaps by suggesting a more conservative use of the "Enter" key and "spacebar" by certain posters.... or incorporating a democratic "polling" feature to vote on the removal of mean-spirited, childlike forum members. Just in your free time...

Hey, FP is kickin' down here!! You're missing an awful lot of live 5.5 furlong dashes run by some of the finest of horse flesh.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by jman5581
Brian,

Good luck.

Perhaps you could use your Operations expertise to suggest a model for reducing the amount of time members of this forum waste by scrolling through ignorant remarks. Perhaps by suggesting a more conservative use of the "Enter" key and "spacebar" by certain posters.... or incorporating a democratic "polling" feature to vote on the removal of mean-spirited, childlike forum members. Just in your free time... Hey, FP is kickin' down here!! You're missing an awful lot of live 5.5 furlong dashes run by some of the finest of horse flesh.


I must insist TwoMinutesToToast be allowed to stay here.



This is not nazi Germany.

brianwspencer 04-05-2007 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by jman5581
Brian,

Good luck.

Perhaps you could use your Operations expertise to suggest a model for reducing the amount of time members of this forum waste by scrolling through ignorant remarks. Perhaps by suggesting a more conservative use of the "Enter" key and "spacebar" by certain posters.... or incorporating a democratic "polling" feature to vote on the removal of mean-spirited, childlike forum members. Just in your free time...

Hey, FP is kickin' down here!! You're missing an awful lot of live 5.5 furlong dashes run by some of the finest of horse flesh.
Well some would, I'm sure, contend that by ceasing to post I would create a good opportunity for efficient forum management time. I'm too busy focusing on process improvements that directly relate to moving up the ladder here.

Oh, good old FP -- can't wait to get down there sometime!

Mortimer 04-05-2007 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Bababooyee
Who is Ann? Otherwizzle, sizzles good as I alreadizzle have the carny speak dizzle.


Ann that doesn't know what she's talking about in the paddock.




You barked for lobster man once I believe.

Yes...I remember you.


It was a hoax and I want my money back.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
Well some would, I'm sure, contend that by ceasing to post I would create a good opportunity for efficient forum management time. I'm too busy focusing on process improvements that directly relate to moving up the ladder here.

Oh, good old FP -- can't wait to get down there sometime!

Tranlsation:



He get stiffed by a high school summer intern for the Pezz job.


Carny BooBooDah willl now offer him a position.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 12:42 PM
By the way...


....just wanted to mention it's great having me back.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 12:45 PM
Hi Bri.




Gods speed on that carny circuit.

You'll probably get stuck with tent duty to start....but that's how PJ Man began so stiff upper my friend.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 12:48 PM
To whom it may Thebby...I mean concern;



I seem to have "lost" my thread rating ability.

Restore it immediately.

SentToStud 04-05-2007 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
Well some would, I'm sure, contend that by ceasing to post I would create a good opportunity for efficient forum management time. I'm too busy focusing on process improvements that directly relate to moving up the ladder here.

Oh, good old FP -- can't wait to get down there sometime!
If you get a chance this summer, take a ride west to Jackson Raceway. Get off I-94 at the first Jackson exit, go south and turn right at the old prison.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 12:53 PM
Thank you Ms. Concern.

ArlJim78 04-05-2007 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
Well, ya know some of us have to work and get real jobs. The going rate for professional internet troll just isn't what it used to be.
Not a troll, I was assured this is a true comic genius. I'm not so sure.
unless by comic genius they meant like this guy.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
Not a troll, I was assured this is a true comic genius. I'm not so sure.
unless by comic genius they meant like this guy.

A sure sign of ineptitude is one who copies someone elses work.

I mean I would not have chosen PP.....



....but mediocrity from the mediocre is predictable.




The elephants need more hay..SnarlJim.

ArlJim78 04-05-2007 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
A sure sign of ineptitude is one who copies someone elses work.

I mean I would not have chosen PP.....



....but mediocrity from the mediocre is predictable.




The elephants need more hay..SnarlJim.
I admire but would never copy of off Pat Paulson.

Cajungator26 04-05-2007 02:02 PM
Note to myself:

Tell the Mortician to get back to work.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Note to myself:

Tell the Mortician to get back to work.

And maybe you should leave the jokes to SnarlJim.







Oh never mind.

Cajungator26 04-05-2007 02:23 PM
SnarlJim... LOL

I want a real nickname. This Short Arm garbage isn't cutting it.

Mortimer 04-05-2007 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
SnarlJim... LOL

I want a real nickname. This Short Arm garbage isn't cutting it.

Well there's an obvious one I won't use.

Give me some time.


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