Hopefully t's a foot long or it's not worth it.

Randall thinks you're an internet troll. Is that true, Mortimer?
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Well NO..it's not.


Candall is already jealous.





That's the only way his kind can combat me....by innocuous yet overused internet jibberish.



Hes' wick is about to go south.

I guess you don't like me since you haven't given me a horsie for today.
that makes me frown a little, but the sun is still shining so I have hope.

I guess you don't like me since you haven't given me a horsie for today.
that makes me frown a little, but the sun is still shining so I have hope.
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Ya just don't stop....do ya?



Ah guess ya do feel lucky.




What track do ya want it from?

Hurry up!


Ah ain't got all day.

any track where the sun is shining...for luck you know;)
but I don't bet chalk so none of those 8-5 POS

any track where the sun is shining...for luck you know
but I don't bet chalk so none of those 8-5 POS
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Ya well you look up those last 3 I gave....they all paid double figures you hoosegow wickerman you.








Just a moment...

...I'll be happy to check for you.

Over under on this guy: 3 days.

Over under on this guy: 3 days.
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MAESTRO!!!



How do you do it,sir?








Shirley you must have the Book of Great Internet Comebacks.....



....Silver Edition.

good lord, cut this crap out.... go over to hollywood if you're in that kind of mood.

Where's Grits when you need her?

LOL, this from the guy who called me "Candall" as a comeback. Actually I'm kind of in the mood for idiocy today. Stick around so I can figure out which ESPN member you are.

Oh great sage of Thistledown, don't tell Teddy I called you that, please impart some great wisdom upon us.





Not, of course, that you haven't already.

He is FAR too erudite for the ESPN board and we should be greatly privilidged by his company....for however many minutes that lasts.

please don't go away detective...at least...

not until you have told which horsie to play

good lord, cut this crap out.... go over to hollywood if you're in that kind of mood.

Where's Grits when you need her?
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Oh shut up.

How fast can his little fingers take him to dictionary.com to look up erudite?

LOL,

He doesn't even know what that means.




this from the guy who called me "Candall" as a comeback.

Fair enough.

Now you are Can'tdall.





Actually I'm kind of in the mood for idiocy today.

I would have guessed sticking pins in yourself,but whatever.






Stick around so I can figure out which ESPN member you are.


I think you're having enough trouble figuring out your own members.

Stay away from those filthy smut ssites....you're going blind.

you gonna tell us which horse will win today or what? that's all we want to know. please give a "best bet" with well-developed rationale.

How fast can his little fingers take him to dictionary.com to look up erudite?
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I didn't have to.


The word was crafted in my honor.






Much like mountebank was for you.

I give him 15 seconds.

Philly will do...you play philly? Motown philly back again...