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Mortimer 03-23-2007 12:06 PM

Note to myself:


Strongly considering taking it an the lam.

Must be sure.

Think I am.

Forgot to leave 2 weeks worth of crackers for animal friends back at Snowy Woods.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 12:30 PM

Note to myself:



Stop expending even ever so little energy in vaporizing True Swine here.


Have found several to be self vaporizing.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 12:32 PM

Note to Thebby...I mean myself:



Leave in 20 minutes if not darted in that time frame.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 12:43 PM

Myself to note..I mean..oh forget it:




10 minutes to go.

She has no guts.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 01:02 PM

Note to myself:



Should never have extended the courtesy of extra time.


Last note to Andy....




...phooey....I give up already.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 06:32 PM

Note to myself:




The ciphers resulted in a net win of $15 today.


Admirable.


But what am I doing back here?


Look into this and find out.


Report back as soon as possible.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 08:14 PM

Note to myslef:




Wasn't there .......


Check to see if I landed in the wrong thread again.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 08:57 PM

Note to myself:


Yes.

Sure I landed in right thread.

Posts appear missing.

Request those referencing my association with the cultural maestros be returned.



Also consider gaining new screen name here.






What about VomitBag?


Oh that's stupid. Why would anyone want to come up with a screen name like that?

Has anyone named themselves in such a manner?






Oh my.





Perhaps notes should end here.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 09:26 PM

Note to myself:



One would think at least someone would have considered WasteMaterialDispenser as a less offensive alternative.












But noooooooOOOOOOOOOO.










Anyways...prime note here is to stick with same wonderful ,poetic screen name.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 09:32 PM

Note to myself:


Think about assembling these notes into a flagged pocket calender of sorts.


Forgetting too many of them.

Hope I do this very soon before I forget this one.






Also have observed a poster here named TwoMinutesToToast.

Name suggests he needs handicapping consultation.

Be a good fellow and offer advise.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 10:04 PM

Note to myself:



Heard evil laugh.

Hope it was just imagination.

Just received e-mail with subject...."You have just won...."


Not that stupid.

Will run through explosive device sniffing software later.



Have read some posts by BigThroatedWindBag....






...uh-oh.





I mean BlackThroatedWind.


Ponder putting on ignore.

paisjpq 03-23-2007 10:21 PM

note to myself...consider going to bed instead of checking in on Morty.

paisjpq 03-23-2007 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Get to bed. Morty is in good hands. (evil laugh again)

(evil laugh) is he under your floorboards?

Mortimer 03-23-2007 10:39 PM

Note to myself:



Hearing more voices.

Beginning to worry.

Not the voices....I am beginning to worry.

May have to see Voice Specialist.

Whatever they call them.

Also think about having Hossy put BTW on ignore.

Oh.....I have Hossy on ignore.

Maybe have Thebby do it.

Oh.....Ditto.



Check Zodiac Ciphers for A and GF for tomorrow.

Find out what GF stands for.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 11:10 PM

Note to myself:




Ponder kicking azz of one of the voices.


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