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randallscott35 02-28-2007 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
It is not at all like pooping. It will flow out like a murky river my friend. And when the river turns clear, you know you are ready for the camera.

Smile. LOL

pgardn 02-28-2007 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
No way, they are knocking me out for this thing. I'm not watching anything!!....Started taking the crap at 5pm, I've been pretty bathroom bound since 7 or 8 but ducked out to meet with my supporters.

You are a true man of the people Randall... and if you were not humble before this, you will be after. Get er done.

GPK 02-28-2007 10:45 PM

Rand...best of luck bro. Will be thinking of you.

Any reason in particular you are getting one at such a young age? Im 34 and have not had one.

randallscott35 02-28-2007 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B
Rand...best of luck bro. Will be thinking of you.

Any reason in particular you are getting one at such a young age? Im 34 and have not had one.

Thanks Kev, long story, just precautionary. Sure its nothing.

Scav 02-28-2007 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Thanks Kev, long story, just precautionary. Sure its nothing.

Yo, good luck tomorrow, probably feel really cool afterwards. I am going to the doctor for the first time in like 6 years next week. going to get BLOOD work, oh wow, these results will be COMICAL.

At least you get like 2-3 days of watching old school races on the net that you can download

randallscott35 03-01-2007 02:40 PM

Still Here
 
Details pending, if you don't want to read it, then don't


-Well, last night was rough. You have to go to the bathroom and its explosive but its mainly water. Still not fun. Figure on some baby wipes so your butt doesn't become like a baseball mitt.

-I got some sleep, I would say you should stay up to get all the magnesium citrate you drink out before you go to bed. You'll still wake up and go a few times more, but you won't need to hang out in the bathroom that way.

Got there today. Nice nurses, easy with the IV, very friendly. They wheel you into this room and the anesthesia(sp?) guy asks a few questions then you lay on your side. Then like that, he gives you the juice and you're out. Don't remember anything, woke up feeling fine in another room. Gave me some apple juice even though I requested a gin and tonic.

Everything looked good, as good as a colon can look I'm sure....Now I can eat. Again, those of you over 40 or 50 who haven't had one should get one. No big deal.

randallscott35 03-01-2007 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee
Glad to hear everything came out alright in the end.

LOL, thanks for the pun.

Cajungator26 03-01-2007 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bababooyee
Glad to hear everything came out alright in the end.

LMFAO!!!

timmgirvan 03-01-2007 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Details pending, if you don't want to read it, then don't


-Well, last night was rough. You have to go to the bathroom and its explosive but its mainly water. Still not fun. Figure on some baby wipes so your butt doesn't become like a baseball mitt.

-I got some sleep, I would say you should stay up to get all the magnesium citrate you drink out before you go to bed. You'll still wake up and go a few times more, but you won't need to hang out in the bathroom that way.

Got there today. Nice nurses, easy with the IV, very friendly. They wheel you into this room and the anesthesia(sp?) guy asks a few questions then you lay on your side. Then like that, he gives you the juice and you're out. Don't remember anything, woke up feeling fine in another room. Gave me some apple juice even though I requested a gin and tonic.

Everything looked good, as good as a colon can look I'm sure....Now I can eat. Again, those of you over 40 or 50 who haven't had one should get one. No big deal.

Glad to hear it went well,Randall! It should be noted that in addition to manual tests from doctors, it is wise to ask for a PSA test when doing bloodwork. This test can be valuable as a tool for discovering any abnormalities EARLY. Cheers

randallscott35 03-01-2007 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
Glad to hear it went well,Randall! It should be noted that in addition to manual tests from doctors, it is wise to ask for a PSA test when doing bloodwork. This test can be valuable as a tool for discovering any abnormalities EARLY. Cheers

Thanks buddy. I'll look into that.

timmgirvan 03-01-2007 05:17 PM

Randall: is that President Logan?:eek:

randallscott35 03-01-2007 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
Randall: is that President Logan?:eek:

Of course, by far my FAVORITE character on 24. Love that guy.

timmgirvan 03-01-2007 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Of course, by far my FAVORITE character on 24. Love that guy.

Well...at least he got religion!:D btw..that guy caused more blood pressure surges than anyone last year!

Danzig 03-01-2007 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35
Details pending, if you don't want to read it, then don't


-Well, last night was rough. You have to go to the bathroom and its explosive but its mainly water. Still not fun. Figure on some baby wipes so your butt doesn't become like a baseball mitt.

-I got some sleep, I would say you should stay up to get all the magnesium citrate you drink out before you go to bed. You'll still wake up and go a few times more, but you won't need to hang out in the bathroom that way.

Got there today. Nice nurses, easy with the IV, very friendly. They wheel you into this room and the anesthesia(sp?) guy asks a few questions then you lay on your side. Then like that, he gives you the juice and you're out. Don't remember anything, woke up feeling fine in another room. Gave me some apple juice even though I requested a gin and tonic.

Everything looked good, as good as a colon can look I'm sure....Now I can eat. Again, those of you over 40 or 50 who haven't had one should get one. No big deal.

glad to hear that all is well. congrats, and happy eating.

pgardn 03-01-2007 08:22 PM

Good deal.

I bet you regret not staying up for the beautiful view of your pink foldy room. Maybe its the best you got put under. Your dignity cant be taken away if you dont know what has happened.

In my case, they turned the camera on a bit to soon, so I got to see the camera enter said orifice. I tried to yell cut... cut the scene, like any good director, but alas the drugs caused me just to drool and the scene came thru in its uncut version.

It was not a pretty site. My butt just got larger and larger... and then...


The pink foldy walls were way more interesting than the detailed approach into a full moon. Star Wars like, impending doom type of stuff, a small craft approaching the Death Star as seen from the small craft.

timmgirvan 03-01-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Good deal.

I bet you regret not staying up for the beautiful view of your pink foldy room. Maybe its the best you got put under. Your dignity cant be taken away if you dont know what has happened.

In my case, they turned the camera on a bit to soon, so I got to see the camera enter said orifice. I tried to yell cut... cut the scene, like any good director, but alas the drugs caused me just to drool and the scene came thru in its uncut version.

It was not a pretty site. My butt just got larger and larger... and then...


The pink foldy walls were way more interesting than the detailed approach into a full moon. Star Wars like, impending doom type of stuff, a small craft approaching the Death Star as seen from the small craft.

OH MY GOD:eek:

Cajungator26 03-01-2007 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
OH MY GOD:eek:

My thought too, Timm. :eek:

pgardn 03-01-2007 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan
OH MY GOD:eek:

Wait a sec here.

I was the one violated.

I did not ask for the camera to show an upclose of the outside. I jsut wanted to see the inside. I had no desire whatsoever to see my outside. And it just closed in... I was helpless just watching the giant cleavage furrow approaching.

We all watched together. The nurse, the Doc, and myself. We watched me.

If anyone desires humiliation counseling I am available.


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