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Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?
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Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?
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I seem to recall a stint as a used car salesman as well for you.
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F.......marry........kill?
RHT1985, Indian Charlie, Randy Moss |
Would handicappers be more likely to think Larry Jones is juicing his horses if he wore a fedora instead of a cowboy hat?
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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What derby horse(s) are most likely to show a dimension not seen before and get up to destroy my superfecta ticket causing me to go on one of my patented rants?
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You just have to know how to properly phrase the question. "Oracle Rock Tard, can you tell me who to completely dismiss from the exotics in the upcoming Kentucky Derby?" |
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However, for the rest of April ... it's buy one six-inch get one free until 9AM. Here's how a pro handles this deal... You ask for two six-inch steak subs on either Italian Herbs and Cheese or Flatbred depending on mood ... you get provalone cheese, green peppers, jalipenos, and chipolte all put on the sub BEFORE the sandwhich artist toasts it. Further, ask the sandwhich artist to cut up 3 jalipenos. If she's real bitchy, she might give you a dirty look...but she will do it. I only prefer 3 cut-up jalipenos on my sub. Ok, after the sub gets finished toasting. Always get lettuce, olives, and parm cheese. And there you have it ... that's how a pro handles Subway. Please don't go after 9AM when the special runs out ... you'll get ripped off with overpriced grub. |
You are getting ripped off before 9 AM as well.
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The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables. I never see Mexicans anywhere. |
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Over/under on P Val's next "retirement"?
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