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Smooth Operator 05-19-2010 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649270)
Hey....getting your floor waxed today?

Been a rough couple weeks on The Street

Things will work out in the end, tho


They always do :cool:

clyde 05-19-2010 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 649277)
steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!!!!





!!!!


rule-eng un ze flour!!



!!!!

clyde 05-19-2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smooth Operator (Post 649312)
Been a rough couple weeks on The Street

Things will work out in the end, tho


They always do :cool:

Would have guessed that's where you'll be getting it.




:cool:

FGFan 05-19-2010 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649273)
You are getting slow -

Gosh those are great notes to yourself!!



Note To Deb-O-Deb:


That gave me a woody.Now what do I do?


You're most welcome my son.

RIP woody



Franny's not going to be very happy with that comment

==============================================



Wondering if you shouldn't get a tattoo on your forehead-----WELCOME

You better get it together there, mister.

Correct there Mr. Geeker shag!!!

Notes to myself...
Find Morty's basement and or library and destroy his keyboards


then join Sighty in the


Mustard pandemonium.....





Morty and Patient Dave you need to settle yourselves down before we have to call Deb-O-Deb in here and then you'll both be in BIG, BIG trouble!!!:mad::p

FGFan 05-19-2010 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 649257)
Morty,

This dooryard will not be truly cozy until we get a doormat.



Who....I mean what (!) shall it be?

I believe we already have several contenders for the doormat role but I think that Coock guy should be in the lead....:eek:

by the by miss sighty since your rocks were stolen I should have some for you shortly, my stolen rock garden is coming along quite nicely!!!:p

and I did not steal your rocks!!!

my miss storm cat 05-19-2010 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 649122)
Hey, did you here about metal legend Ronnie Dio?, he died.

Maybe you should start a thread. :p

my miss storm cat 05-19-2010 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649242)
So solly...I missed this.


Heah we go....


Regarding Krag or Kgar or whatever... what do you suppose his name means? Karl Googlies Is A Redboarder.He forget the "I."What does it stand for?Stop it...OK? Shall we have a contest?Yes,but what would the winner win? What does the winner win? I said....stop it! Is there a booby prize and if so what is it? This is getting good....O=:> Why aren't you answering?Because my desk is floating. Are Krag and Ryan the same person?Well..they are both doorknobs so it is possible,but it's like EmptyTram and Dullinger. Just because they are both boneheads doesn't mean they are the same person.; If they're not, why aren't they? Would bet you vaporize corn on the cob in record setting time. What is Geeker talking about on the Preakness meet up thread?He's going to get RIPed a new one for that noise. Why am I not understanding any of this?How much time do you have? Should we just start an official redboard thread?!!..good idea,would rather thread you up and make you into a nice shirt...for me...but then Meth would be angry...and he would write more tripe about this Easter and I wouldn't want that. Why does GPK love English Channel so much anyway?He's gay. Do you suppose he still has the plate on his car?He brags that he's gay!!? If I got BLSHLUK do you suppose anyone would know what it means?Most here don't know what the L means on a program.This one would would make them run to The Philski's Spring Notes. Where is Franny? She's Fucl<ing Geeker.Why do you ask?Why are you getting a headache?Because the man in the gray suit is next.

















Fine work,Gooey!!!!

This was brilliant. I shall have to ponder your wisdom.

geeker2 05-19-2010 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 649359)
Maybe you should start a thread. :p

good one MSC!

clyde 05-19-2010 06:21 PM

Oh my God...what a mess.



Franny---hold me, I'm frightened!!

clyde 05-19-2010 06:23 PM

This was brilliant.


You are ssssso pretty!!




I shall have to ponder your wisdom.

If that's anything like flogging my dolphin.....:{>::{>::{>::{>:!!!!

Rileyoriley 05-19-2010 07:02 PM

HEY! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN HERE!:mad:




















(Hey Franny! Why am I coming down here??????:confused:)

Rileyoriley 05-19-2010 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649375)
This was brilliant.


You are ssssso pretty!!




I shall have to ponder your wisdom.

If that's anything like flogging my dolphin.....:{>::{>::{>::{>:!!!!



Now you've gone and done it. Surely PETA will be knocking on your door shortly.

herkhorse 05-19-2010 08:11 PM

Say, did I tell you the Alzheimers joke...?

clyde 05-20-2010 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 649384)
Now you've gone and done it. Surely PETA will be knocking on your door shortly.

!!




Is there a way......have I asked you this one before?

clyde 05-20-2010 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 649383)
HEY! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN HERE!:mad:


(Hey Franny! Why am I coming down here??????:confused:)




Pay the lady,Geeker.

clyde 05-20-2010 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 649397)
Say, did I tell you the Alzheimers joke...?



I remember you!!

Rileyoriley 05-20-2010 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649505)
!!




Is there a way......have I asked you this one before?

Probably.:)

geeker2 05-21-2010 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649506)
Pay the lady,Geeker.

I have some rocks for my friend deb-:O-deb

clyde 05-21-2010 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 649609)
Probably.:)

Had a notion.


:{>::{>:

clyde 05-21-2010 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 649647)
I have some rocks for my friend deb-:O-deb

Oh my GOD!!










THUD!!

geeker2 05-21-2010 10:50 AM

don't worry I saved a few stones as a birthday present for you

clyde 05-21-2010 03:32 PM

..oh...another operation on Dullinger's head?...aye?...

geeker2 05-21-2010 03:35 PM

I wonder if Franny's or Debodeb's birthday could be next ;)

my miss storm cat 05-21-2010 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649799)
..oh...another sex on the beach thread...aye?...

God I hope not, birthday boy!

What are we talking about? :D I haven't read anything.

Yet.

clyde 05-21-2010 03:42 PM

They won't draw the fire I seem to evoke.



Did you ever feel you were one of maybe a handful of well intended people here? I certainly do.You cannot avoid fucl< faces anymore--are just too many of them.

They're all over and have the same agenda....themselves.

Get me to Canada,Geeker.....get me there.

clyde 05-21-2010 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 649803)
God I hope not, birthday boy!

What are we talking about? :D I haven't read anything.

Yet.

!!



..but stop it!!!

Is not my birthday.



But may I say.....any day I see you--is bettah than a birthday.









( I'll win a Haskell for that one )

Antitrust32 05-21-2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649807)
They won't draw the fire I seem to evoke.



Did you ever feel you were one of maybe a handful of well intended people here? I certainly do.You cannot avoid fucl< faces anymore--are just too many of them.

They're all over and have the same agenda....themselves.

Get me to Canada,Geeker.....get me there.

:baby:

just thayin'

FGFan 05-21-2010 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 649703)
don't worry I saved a few stones as a birthday present for you


I hope they are stolen!!!

FGFan 05-21-2010 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 649807)
They won't draw the fire I seem to evoke.



Did you ever feel you were one of maybe a handful of well intended people here? I certainly do.You cannot avoid fucl< faces anymore--are just too many of them.

They're all over and have the same agenda....themselves.

Get me to Canada,Geeker.....get me there.

EAUXH CANADA, will you let morty in????


AH DON'T THINK SO!!!!

clyde 05-22-2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 649827)
:baby:

just thayin'




You can't.

clyde 05-22-2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 649837)
EAUXH CANADA, will you let morty in????


AH DON'T THINK SO!!!!



snarf!!

clyde 05-22-2010 02:26 PM

Getting on to serious matters.............oh, there are no serious matters.

Uncly---I made friends with Phil on another board.Coachy-poo ain't gonna like it, but ah di-yud.


He's a good guy and ,really is, and I know you enjoyed him.





What I mean to say is...uhm.........should leave it at that.





Wait..there is a serious matter.Ah don't feel sa hot and I think I caught something from NerdyTrail.Am going to pen my farewell speech..and that will do 'er.If It's not up, and it's Tuesday---then I'm dead.









Stop that applauding.

clyde 05-22-2010 03:46 PM

Well that didn't take long.


Anyhoo...was at gun store yesterday.The ancient creature who owned it claimed to have been a highly successful Kamikaze pilot.(:rolleyes:)


So, I said if that is true, then you should know how to play Russian Roulette.

He said he did.

After several minutes of staring at each other,I remarked.."OK...tell me."




So he says.."Well you take a revolver and remove some bullets.At least one has to be removed or the fun just ain't gonna be there.Then you stick the barrel to your head and start pulling the trigger---hoping for the best."

"Ah"...said I.So I told him that I understood and.." how much for the single shot derringer?"





He did not find that amusing.

Got one a these-----:mad:




I apologized and asked .."How many calibers in that shooter?"..pointing to a nickle plated hand gun.

"32"...said he.



It was 159.95 ..which I thought a little high.

So I left.

Great story, aye?





My farewell speech,followed by things I have thrown away:


















Farewell.


( Ya gotta love me.)







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek

herkhorse 05-22-2010 08:10 PM

So anyhoo,





The other day i bought myself some sensible walking boots
and camping equipment and a good raincoat





I set off and hiked for about an hour, i came across a
scenic view and stopped for a little while






made me a cuppa on my little stove,







took some photos of the scenery






packed up my things and set off on my hike again







a little further along the way...








sorry I'm rambling...

geeker2 05-22-2010 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 650172)
Well that didn't take long.
Anyhoo...was at gun store yesterday.The ancient creature who owned it claimed to have been a highly successful Kamikaze pilot.(:rolleyes:)
So, I said if that is true, then you should know how to play Russian Roulette.
He said he did.
After several minutes of staring at each other,I remarked.."OK...tell me."
So he says.."Well you take a revolver and remove some bullets.At least one has to be removed or the fun just ain't gonna be there.Then you stick the barrel to your head and start pulling the trigger---hoping for the best."
"Ah"...said I.So I told him that I understood and.." how much for the single shot derringer?"
He did not find that amusing.
Got one a these-----:mad:
I apologized and asked .."How many calibers in that shooter?"..pointing to a nickle plated hand gun.
"32"...said he.
It was 159.95 ..which I thought a little high.
So I left.
Great story, aye?
My farewell speech,followed by things I have thrown away:
Farewell.
( Ya gotta love me.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek

After listening to that music I wanted to shoot myself....but I threw up instead.

my miss storm cat 05-23-2010 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 650261)


a little further along the way...


Okay, ummm... waiting to hear the rest, T. :p

* * *

The first one made me want to kill myself Geeker but the 2nd? I love Morricone (not as much as Nino Rota, but...).

* * *

No more gun talk, Morty!

Rileyoriley 05-23-2010 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 649801)
I wonder if Franny's or Debodeb's birthday could be next ;)



If it involves gifts in the form of money, my birthday could be next.:D

Rileyoriley 05-23-2010 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 650150)
Getting on to serious matters.............oh, there are no serious matters.

Uncly---I made friends with Phil on another board.Coachy-poo ain't gonna like it, but ah di-yud.


He's a good guy and ,really is, and I know you enjoyed him.





What I mean to say is...uhm.........should leave it at that.





Wait..there is a serious matter.Ah don't feel sa hot and I think I caught something from NerdyTrail.Am going to pen my farewell speech..and that will do 'er.If It's not up, and it's Tuesday---then I'm dead.









Stop that applauding.


If it's not up on Monday, does that mean you're taking a long weekend?
If it's up on Wednesday, does that mean you've been resurrected?


By the way, a belated Happy Birthday. Your case of Campbell's Pea Soup is in the mail.:{>:

Sightseek 05-25-2010 03:47 PM

Was he who darts darts darted?

clyde 05-25-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 650261)
So anyhoo,





The other day i bought myself some sensible walking boots
and camping equipment and a good raincoat





I set off and hiked for about an hour, i came across a
scenic view and stopped for a little while






made me a cuppa on my little stove,







took some photos of the scenery






packed up my things and set off on my hike again







a little further along the way...








sorry I'm rambling...






I LLLLLLLIKED IT!!


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