I haven't really seen much Batman...just not a fan I guess.



Ever see ..I think it's Nobodys Fool with Paul Newman and B.Willis?

The bar room where the 40 year old woman accepts 70 year old Newmans insincere request to make out in his truck with him......" What?..Haven't you got any pride!?"

Nope, I missed out on that one.

You would like it. Willis treats his wife very bad...played by that HO........phooey. Forgot her name.



But she falls for Newman's ways...and they almost run off to Hawaii at the end.....he puts the lid on it, knowing her love for him isn't the best thing for her.













Oh God I'm crying!

Hey!

You're trying to get me off the track on choosing an NTerILF.



Shame on you...really.

:D

I think I'm going to do Debbie today.

Yes.




Debbie.






Hmmm...let's see....how should this go?










I think I'll make it like she has advertised for a Fetch Boy. Someone to do the filthy slave work at her mountain farm.

She will select my fine resume and have me over for an interview...at her mountain farm...all alone.






















And when you touch me and there's fire in every finger
I get ideas, I get ideas!!!

By the way...if you haven't seen The Impostors ,made in 1998....then you simply must see it,Dahling.

It looks funny, thanks!

Just for clarification..you were talking about Morte right? :p

no his pud.






























THUD!

I missed this.


Snot.

BEHEMOTH BRAT!!

Kissy-poo.

^^^ Wants to be moved up over Debbie.


I think she needs one more kissy-poo post to do it.






Will she?

Let's watch.

Should be fun.

She just doesn't want to be the subject of todays novella.

Oh you're just jealous it's not you again.



























( EAUXH!!..that was a good one!)

No not at all, I'm not the jealous type.

Shall I tell the true events surrounding yesterdays novella?

Perhaps you should...then I would know,too.

No not at all, I'm not the jealous type.

^^Green with envy.

^^^ Pretty in pink.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Not....:p

My favorite color!


:{>:

Not....:p


^^ Shaking tail feather at me.




=:>

WINNAH WINNAH CHICKEN DINNAH!!!

Nerdy Trailers shaking their tail feathers

I am already crafting this one out in my fine noddle.Later this afternoon.....I will lay the whole thing out on these pages.



I call it ...Last Bango In Sara's Toga.




Sorry ,Debbie....we will do this thing next time.

Don't you worry about a thing.

She will wear a pink dress....the wrap around kind..........held shut by only that black waist ribbon.

I,thank you so much, will be wearing my hard body revealing navy blue tank top...and NNNNO QUESTION ABOUT IT!! gray running shorts.



It will be chance meeting at Sara's...ratcheting things ahead...a little.

She won't know who I am...adding to the charged atmosphere.....but she will immediately want to know....who this man is.



Know what ahm sayin'?



The paths carrying her female full alert signals from her brain to all of her erogenous zones will be at maximum capacity.

The movie will air at 3 PM EST today.


This is for mature audiences only.

Rated DOUBLEXPLUS GOOD!!

I know I'm excited.

I'm writing it now.







Oh boy.


This is sssso HOT!



























TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Oh boy.....

I have decided to expose Scene I to you.

I need a break as I'm almost done with Scene II...WHEW!




Sighty-poo came to the 2008 edition of Sara's Toga with her attorney friend...Grog Swine. He was ok....for a lawyer...but he had lots of money.

They roamed over to the area where AndyPanda would cap the days card . Standing in the back and listening....something caught Sighty's eye. She looked to her left and saw a man leaning on the counter of the small coconut snoball n' tea stand.

She was immediately taken by his sight. Lean,hard...sculpted. Wearing ,oddly enough, a navy blue tank top with gray running shorts that left no doubt as to his gender.He was beautiful...manly..the face angular with distinct accents of cheek and chin bones....deeply tanned.....full,thick light brown hair .Her eyes could not leave---he was starring at her. They moved in close on him...in still frame style...quickly...one ..two...three zoom ins and she was close to his eyes with hers.They were round,brown....covered by long lashes with very pretty ,distinct eyebrows. His...not hers. She noticed he had a pink coconut snoball with a hershey candy kiss adorning it's tip in his hands. Oddly enough...it was the same racy pink as her dress.

But she noticed as he began to fondle the snoball with his hand.....how it went sofly around it and stopped to squeeze it...just a little....and then seemed to rub and swirl around the coconut snoball.

She was completely transfixed on his play. He slowly brought the snoball to his mouth where he even more slowly kissed the Hershey candy kiss....and licked it subtly,but clearly......and kissed it again.Her mouth was slightly agape....her chest flushed and slightly heaving as he put the candy kiss into his mouth......and suggestively sucked on it.




Sighty-poo let out a loud moan.

WHAT'S THE MATTER!!??...shouted Grog.


I think I need to sit down...she replied.

And so she did.


Well not here on the ground!...said Grog.



Oh ...Sighty-poo replied.



So Grog showed her to an open table. ...and then she sat down....looking back to that snoball n' tea stand. He wasn't there. She scanned the area ,but he was gone.



Would she see this hot bunned,irresistible force ever again?


She felt ,perhaps, it was better she didn't.






















But then little horns sprouted through the front of her head....and she knew she must.

ror!

Where do you come up with this stuff? LMAO

Harlequin novels, ...I think he must have a library full of them.

YOU make yourself blind with reading that trash...but I wouldn't have the slightest as to what they are.





NO ONE can match the mind of MORTE'.






NO ONE!!

You are not supposed to laugh!


You are supposed to throb!






:mad:

I was giddy in throbbyness.

God.








We'll giddyup that throbness in scene II....you'll see.