It's a very nice place,sir....admirable. Very neat area.

!!!!




Did you see the girl in the parking lot at Paul Revere?

She beat the dickens out of me when I was only 4.







I hate her.

ror!

I left Cleveland to find my childhood home. But I do remember seeing her, and she looked scrappy.


How long ago was it that you lived there?

Oh...about 18 years ago or so.




I was getting into too much trouble calling people names and throwing missiles at them.


I applied for membership in a neighborhood junta...but was turned down.

I destroyed their clubhouse with a small ( or so I thought ) home made bomb.







Then we moved.

I'll let you go LateFires..thanks.


That was fun!

I expect Hossy will be following up with directions to his compound before the day's end.

I don't believe they have filmed zoos as of yet.






:)

:)

I believe he grew up on Albany's Monkey Island.

Well I guess the morning crews females don't have pretty legs.






Not surprised.

Let it be known the morning crew consists of TexasInCowGirl,Dannie,GenuineCrazyLady,Suffy-poo,Sighty-poo,EdibbyAbbey and ................Carla.



None of them have pretty legs.

Anyone here make yummy sounds when they eat?



Boy I hate that,too.

There are rumors that several posters on here like to spend time at the football field at Shaft Road, Hazleton, PA 18201 . If you zoom real close onto the field you might be able to see them.

It's not important enough to have been filmed.




I think it will come after the zoos.

Mortiless,

I look at you school and you were maybe 10 minutes from where I grew up.

And that girl that whacked you.....my sister.

Sorry I missed the tour.

Spyder

Spydahless;



WHAT!?




Where did you grow down at?

3241 belvoir blvd, 44120 or was it 44122

check it.

I told you I was from land of Cleves

Spud

I thought that was a familiar snotty street.....I was right.


That's Beachwood right by Canterbury...more like 20 minutes away...maybe even a little more.


What a sissy.

yea, was a little snooty so we moved here:

14501 south Woodland, 44120...right across from the tracks from a very tough hood. Saw Lee T put on an exhibition at Caterbury...very nice.

Spyooty

Oh give me a break,sir.


If you would have said upper(north) Woodland I'd have been impressed. Google brings you to the intersection of Warrington...how do I find your snob house?

Only one on the corner facing the light. Use to hide behind the bushes and throw snow balls at the cars stopped at the lights.

So where did you live Morty.

Oh...for a change Google brings you right there. Yes ...very nice and snooty.


I guess you haven't followed along the lane as you should have.


10509 Way Avenue.

It's on the north side ( left) and is the third lot before the school...you'll have to head east a bit.


And ,Mr. Tough Guy....you should have opened the doors to a high school so your friends could pelt guys with snowballs who called you names.

Now THAT'S how mean street kids do it.

Hey, we had our tough guys.

I remember one time at a football game openning a door to the school and a guy is sitting by a locker with his girlfriend only to look at him pointing a gun at me. I closed the door only hearing a boom.

Spyder

Oh yea, ever hear of the Hell's Bagels! That's a whole other story!!

Morte,

Just plugged into your hood. I know that area.

Do you remember a hamburger joint right at Chagrin and Lee. It was on Chagrin/Kinsman about a block from the corner. Small place.

Or how about the bowling alley on the second floor above Howards Clothing store.

Heck, you may not even care but Chargin and Lee was my hangout

Spyder

I really don't...at that age I didn't wonder that far away. My neighbors turf was dangerous enough.

I decided to move BrownSugar here...too many people are drooling over her at that thread of sin.







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I suggest you all soak up on all the fine work I'm doing because it will have to last you a very long time.

I am very close to the end of my stay here.


Thebby....dart me on my order.

Which,when I'm ready, will be..












...DART ME BABY!!!



:)

I see Carla has put the word out.




Hey---fine with me.





Just don't go thinking you're all going to get book deals because you're not.

She lies.




The strumpet lies.

There's a spider in your hair.

A big,fat hairy legged spider.

Hope you all enjoy your lunch today.


It has roaches in them.




Watch out----when you hear a "crunch"...then you're really going to get sick from what you taste next.


































BLECH!

Water.........flowing water....lots of flowing water.





Niagra Falls.



Faucets running freely of flowing water...lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOSH.




WATER.....FLOWING WATER.








It's very hard to hold back lots of flowing water.







WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH.

Are you getting itchy?



You are.



Bugs are crawling in your clothes.





Their little feet are crawling on your skin......and making you itch uncontrollably.


Oh you have to itch everywhere.......they're in your hair with the hairy legged spider.













WOOOOOOSH.




WATER...LOTS OF FLOWING WATER.

Rats are under your desk.



BIG ONES.

So what you're saying is it itches when you pee, right? They have meds for that you know. You may have the clap.

Spyder

Shut up sissy.

You know what Hafner needs?

He needs BatterBuddy.


Yes...you stick it in your ear when ready to bat ...and turn it on.Here's what Hafner would hear:





OK buddy...let's go to the nice batters box ( pretty music plays in the background).

Comfy? Isn't this nice?

Say "hi" to Mr. Umpire and Mr. Catcher...they are our friends.



Yes they are!




OK...now feel like the Hank Aaron you really are...relaxed ,confident.....see yourself hitting a home run.




Do you see Mr. Pitcher?





He is going to throw us a big fat one so we may hit it.

He is our friend,too.








Good.








Here---he's going into his wind up....watch closely....relax.



Here comes the ball.










































OH MY GOD!!


IT'S COMING VERY FAST!!......OH LOOK AT IT TWIST AND TURN!!!


WHATTAYA GONNA DO!?


YOU BETTER SWING!!..YOU BETTER SWING!!......SWING AT THAT FUCl<ER!!!











































Oh poo....you missed.




Can't you do anything right?

Meet me at Nathan Hale jr high school,Cleveland,Ohio.

This was the original Draculas Castle.