Originally Posted by Mortimer

is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

wow morticia, morty, harold, etc!!!

i am curious though. your epic poem/song was posted just 11 minutes after my last post, which makes me think you've been saving that up for awhile!

it's all becoming crystal clear now.

i gotta go oil my training wheels now.

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Lifetime Supply Of Pies!!!!!!

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Forgive me Mortimer,

I've been away from computers a lot lately -- between visiting Saratoga over the weekend, Fort Erie on Monday, and doing my silly newspaper work today --

I saw that Dispencer accused you of pedophila -- S2S threatened to pay off goons to harm you -- and supposedly Dillenger and Sniper discussed lawsuits...

Catch me up to speed on all I missed.

TIA,
DrugS

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I was actually hoping you could quickly vaporize him....

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I was actually hoping you could quickly vaporize him....

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I am behooved to grace your signature with the Magnificent Thebby

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

only two people can vaporize the great semiconductor!

one lives in joisey, the other is your brother from another mother, pg1985.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO

Originally Posted by Mortimer

WingNut...DingBat............weak?



What about......WingNut...ArmPit?

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I think it's time for an encore presentation:

Originally Posted by AeWingnut

you're really settin the bar low




What flavor of pie? Apple pie? Cherry pie? What? How would you characterize it, just for fun?

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

thanks frightseek for the replay of morticias epic ode to you.

i dont know how i missed it the first time morticia, but you calling me a player is pretty amusing!

arent you supposed to be this astute observer of human nature?

i think you perhaps have me confused with mr. sal?

or dispencer? wait, i take that back!

i dont want to insult brian.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh shut up already.

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

now that's the first thing you've said that both makes sense and is something i can agree with! :D

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I knew you , being one who can see through veils, would understand.





Perhaps an atheist Jew and an exCatholic agnostic can meet in the middle somewheres.



;)

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

i aint got no problem with you mortimer, not at all. in fact, anyone who has rid themselves of that particular cult you mentioned is ok by me!

i guess saying we should sick pg1985 on you was pushing the boundaries of human decency, huh?

which reminds me, i dont remember mentioning my lack of religious beliefs in esoteric central recently. does that mean your bad from the paddock has been lifted, or can you only read in there without posting?

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I thought you did somewhere. :confused:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

You make me want to convert to a full fledged bible thumper.

Does anyone else find all those christian rock CD/music video commercials that TVG plays a little disconcerting....?

That 'Shine Jesus Shine' song sure is catchy....

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I've already written two different songs about you Mortimer....














Albeit neither have surfaced on Nerdy Trail....















I'm hurt that you type up odes about the greatness that is "Sighty-poo" and "Thebby" and do not reciprocate for me.














I know you don't roll the way of the Dispencer -- but damn it! -- I am the prettiest of the pretty boys!














I want some chicken! I want some cake! I want some Ice Cream! I want some PIZZA! --- where is the love a-hole!?













Is it not mutual?

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I can't stand it, Morty... I really can't. I have to fix it:

~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo does too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

Originally Posted by Sightseek

That was actually intentional :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I'm sure it was. ;)

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Just like you sticking your big nose in it like everything else.

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Just like you sticking your big nose in it like everything else.

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Well yes, it IS big, but nobody is perfect and I don't have the 5k to fix it. :rolleyes: As for me butting into anything, you seem to be pretty good at jumping to conclusions. I had no part in what you think I did and you wouldn't be so on the defense about it if you didn't feel guilty about it in the first place.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Now Miss Cajunatah..........what have you done now?




Does yon Dillinger know about it...whatever it is??