Hooooow...












...MUCH is that dooooooooogie in the window!

Awww... they're talking about our very own Morty in the first verse! How sweet!

When the lights go down
He'll be fillin' a pan with a broom in his hand
In some dive across town
He'll be wipin' the bar, and moppin' the floor
Countin' his tips and lockin' the doors
Wrestlin' with the devil that tells him to pour another round

When the lights go down
She'll be callin' her friends from the Mercedes Benz
But it's too late now
They were there for the fame, the flash and thrill
The drop of the name, the parties, and the pills
So another star falls from the Hollywood hills
Without a sound

When the lights go down
And there's nothing left to be
When the lights go down
And the truth is all you see

When you feel that hole
Inside your soul
Wonder what you're made of
Well we all find out
When the lights go down

When the lights go down
At the end of the day
With this game that I play
Has gone another round
As I lay there alone in this big empty bed
Nothing but thoughts of you in my head
I think of the things that I wish I had said
When you were still around

When the lights go down
And there's nothing left to be
When the lights go down
And the truth is all you see

And I wonder if all my life's about
The sum of all my fears and all my doubts
Yeah, when the lights go down

when the lights go down
when theres nothing left to be
when the lights go down
and the truth is all you see
when you feel that hole
inside your soul
wonder what your made of
well we all find out
when the lights go down

oooo, when the lights go down

She may not like mine all that much but she sure ain't gonna like yours

The only command she obeys is "lay down."

I obey the "speak" command too. Good luck on getting me to shut up. :p

Unfurl your cloak of silken white
Reveal your secret wand upraised at length
And not unlike a star you shine serene
To exalt the autumn-tide with silver cups.
Shall we drink sweet nectar as we praise
The simple beauty revealed now in truth?
Or shall we simply sit and idly gaze
Into the eyes of love I have for you?
Calla lily soft and silken white
With open heart I pledge my love this night.

Shaggy hair andl ruby smeared lips
Sparky lays for doggie tricks
Echoed howls are her delight
She’s a restless collie on a Saturday night

To the vomitorium....I must go.

the line forms to the right

We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way... HEY!

We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A

GO GATORS!!!

That does it. I was looking for any good reason to up my bet on Ohio State as Mystic Zelda was not available to take my call. This will have to do. Go Bucks!

Deja Vu, eh B?

This time around, the Bucks should be able to put up more than 14 points. Ha! ;)

So speaking of making Thebby.....










...So speaking of making....Thebby.


Has the man in the gray suit made it over to you know here?

Hey Dorty!

Even though you weren't too nice to me...see above...


I took pity on you.


Sent out the cupcakes via Fed-Ex.

Just my way of showing my niceness to you.

So when they get delivered, enjoy.

Be sure to try the one with the big smiley face and the purple peep on top.


My baking skills are as


amazing


as

your


manners.



YUM!

the answer can be heard at seven.

10-4

Hey morty are you one of the guys from lemonparty?

No.







But I heard you're one of the "girls" from that Led Zeppelin song.

Dave..



...watch your language.







Tell me if it does anything.

So



If someone watches their language.....






but not where they plant their butt




and there happen to be a few dozen




lemons






when they go in







from the outside









does it make you





like Dorty?????








Or just a bit










constipated?????????

You mean you missed it...of course it does something...It made Cajun swoon not to mention horny..she wants me to reveal my "secret wand upraised at length"

But I don't think that Thebby would want me to (or is it too)

Good one.



Mine doesn't do anything.







That doesn't call for another "good one"....by the way.

Thebby tell him about the little blue pills that he can take for that...

Sittin'





on









too







many










lemons










might just












do











that








to you.













Eat the big smiley cup cake







the one with the purple peep








say 457 hail mary's












87 our fathers














it might












pass















I'll












pray for


















your











plugged


















butt

Fucl<in' aye.




Last time I do you a favor.

And it worked very well.

I just dont like being aligned with someone who enjoys suggesting people lick cum on fruit ......and other assorted prose.

You're right, I don't. I LOVE you. :)

Gosh...thanks.

But I did forget to ask you what you said before....who have I hurt the feelings of so bad here?

I'm over it...thanks,but I detest make up posts....Thebby may like them,but I don't.

I understand you though...so thanks.

Making up as in *smooch smooch.* Let's kiss and make up. LOL

I never infer.....



....never.

WHEW!!








Well that was a real nail filer.

Yup.





The end was in doubt right up until the last 2 minutes of the first half.





Geez...bite me.








My beloved Buckeyes got waxed..and I am so sad.









I hate the friggin' hosers.











They have failed me.










They must be punished.










I'm sending the whole lot of them to PP n' Can'tdall's Flagrant Foul School.








They won't fail me again.

This insane 'Fireside Chat with Morty' thread must be euthanized.

Sounds like a jet fighter attack.







The big,bright bulls eyes on your fueslage are really a bad idea.

Wise ass.

LMFAO... couldn't help myself. I promise you'll love me again by the time Toga rolls around. :o :D