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Mortimer 06-26-2008 10:39 AM

I have a redo on Elvis Presley's People.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it...People.








People,
People who need donuts
Are the luckiest people in the world
Were especially hooked to je-lly
And we don't stop opening wide
Until they are deep inside
Acting more like hungry a crea-ture
Donuts
Are things I nur-ture
Theyre the tastiest morsel in the world
When I'm out I call a person,
One very special person
Asking "Hawney...do you have any double cheese pizza ,man?"
Says "you want half or whole?"
Oh ahm so hawgry ,baby...whatever you can
But first be a person who needs .......doooo-nuts
People, people who need donuts
Are the luckiest people in the world.

With one person
One very special person
A feeling deep in your calf
Someone who gives you whole not half
No more hunger at night
Because you know I am right
People, people who need...dooo-nuts
Are the luckiest people in the world.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 10:59 AM

I have ( shut up) redone Ramblin' Man

I hope you all enjoy it. You may want too open it as you read.



I call it...Ramblin' Man.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x28jaeyX2s










[chorus]
Steve, I was born a gamblin man,
Tryin to make a livin and doin the best I can.
And when its time for cappin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I think mortimer's the man.

Well my father was a gambler up in cleveland,
He wound up hearin' yer stuff.
I told 'im he was headed for losin'
He figured he'd had enough

Chorus

He is on his way to thistleydowns this mornin,
Leaving out yer hanidcappin' sheets,
He told me son i will try you,
Steve, now he thinks the world of me.

Chorus

[repeat and fade]
Steve, I was born a gamblin man,
Tryin to make a livin and doin the best I can.
And when its time for cappin',
I hope you'll understand,
That I think mortimer's the man.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 11:13 AM

it's so light at the ...CAH-SOL
she sang this about me
singing it like an ...ANG-OL,
strange-ol...shetoolovesmort-ee!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqss0y3I12o

Coach Pants 06-26-2008 11:30 AM


Mortimer 06-26-2008 11:33 AM

I would like to do my own personal haunting in song...to a girl back home.




I call it....CarlaAnn






(Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) (Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) Oh CarlaAnn Let go of my hand CarlaAnn You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn( Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn Car Car Car Car CarlaAnn) I went to a dance, looking for romance, Saw CarlaAnn and she wore such tight pants I had to take a chance On CarlaAnn Let go of my hand You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn Tried AuntyCooby Tried Nabby Dabby, too Tried ThebbyLou But I knew they wouldn't do Like CarlaAnn Let go of my hand You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn You got me sockin' and a rollin' Sockin' and a reelin' CarlaAnn

Mortimer 06-26-2008 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants


WHO HAS DONE THIS THING!!?















GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!

FGFan 06-26-2008 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I have summoned up the ghost of the Elvis Presley...so that he may sing this song I wrote for the Frangipani Franny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5WZ1q1lZA

Morte', I have been on a ghostly mission and didn't see these and the other odes...behooved.:o
That geeking Cat sent a strange tune though....


YIKES what the heck happened here in the CAH-SOL?:zz:


Steve-O became Morty

Sighty is agent 99

Hossy is hatin on horseys

MMSC is wearing purple ribbons

and you are a ghost once again, did the RedMan eat you?

You seem very lyrical today, is it safe once again in the CAH-SOL?

Mortimer 06-26-2008 11:42 AM

i will answer in a bit....meanwhile...














.......:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:








































thud

FGFan 06-26-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
i will answer in a bit....meanwhile...





.......:{>: :{>: :{>: :{>:




thud

Well.....















PHOOEY















to you then you fickle scoundrel.

















UN-THUD!

Mortimer 06-26-2008 11:57 AM

:)

Yes ..the ..CAH-SOL...is dead with excitement again.


Please don't mention the RedPlague.










By the way...Hossy's hating on horseys.

FGFan 06-26-2008 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Tomcito sucks

OK, well then I guess you were just being :rolleyes: at the "un-mentionable one".....:D
Although there isn't much to love there, poor horsey.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 12:15 PM

lyrical









ghostical












empirical
















conical




comical



chronological



biological
















nauhtical

































lovical










There are times when all the world is sheep
They run so very fast
From such a strange man..his name's 2hot4meep-meep
He must have a secret past
Still he chases after the herd
But please tell me who he is this nerd

Antitrust32 06-26-2008 01:06 PM

Morty do you play poker?

Mortimer 06-26-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Morty do you play poker?

Why...yes.

I do.

Mortimer 06-26-2008 01:24 PM

Do you wash dishes?

Antitrust32 06-26-2008 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Do you wash dishes?


no

thats a womans job

Antitrust32 06-26-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Why...yes.

I do.


We should play sometime!

Mortimer 06-26-2008 01:33 PM

And...how do you propose we do that..MS. No Washy??

GPK 06-26-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
no

thats a womans job


I laughed.


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