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SentToStud 08-28-2007 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I know this stuff!


I left after page 900 and something because she wouldnt end the darned story!



If these are characters from that book..I don't remember them.

Well Harold,
I'm pleased you got rescued. Shame though, you failed to read a classic.

I must go now. I have an eggplant to tend to. Consider yourself pissed on.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:08 PM

But then there's still through the looking glass.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:09 PM

And the answer ain't John Galt ..nor the Olsen Twins..nor the Duke Brothers...


..nor Harold.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Well Harold,
I'm pleased you got rescued. Shame though, you failed to read a classic.

I must go now. I have an eggplant to tend to. Consider yourself pissed on.





Oh ...that was really good.


Yes ...go fix your head..good idea.

SentToStud 08-28-2007 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
But then there's still through the looking glass.

Yes, Harold, you'll always have that. I never trusted the white kitten, nor Alice for that matter.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Yes, Harold, you'll always have that. I never trusted the white kitten, nor Alice for that matter.

As long you have failed to do so...I can live with that.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:14 PM

Oh Mr. Liver!



Who was Portnoy?

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:15 PM

nyuk-nyuk-nyuk


:)

SentToStud 08-28-2007 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
nyuk-nyuk-nyuk


:)

Harold,
Change your shoes. Someone pissed on your foot.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:20 PM

I believe Portnoy did worse to you.






:D

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:20 PM

nyuk-nyuk-nyuk



:)

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:22 PM

How all you book warms a feelin' rat about now...aye?

Coach Pants 08-28-2007 04:24 PM

Eff street cred, I got book cred.

What you know about Dr. Google? I mean Dr. Suess?

SentToStud 08-28-2007 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I believe Portnoy did worse to you.
:D

Yeah, I read it. A total Lenny Bruce rip-off. Not a huge Roth fan though Everyman was decent.

SentToStud 08-28-2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Eff street cred, I got book cred.

What you know about Dr. Google? I mean Dr. Suess?

Do you know your sister was just inducted into the a ss whore Hall of Fame? Your mother is the only other member. Quite the feat.

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Yeah, I read it. A total Lenny Bruce rip-off. Not a huge Roth fan though Everyman was decent.

Sure he did.







=;>

Mortimer 08-28-2007 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Do you know your sister was just inducted into the a ss whore Hall of Fame? Your mother is the only other member. Quite the feat.



AAAAAND...he's a classic book reading BMW thief!!







Say...



...this guy's GOOOD!

Coach Pants 08-28-2007 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Do you know your sister was just inducted into the a ss whore Hall of Fame? Your mother is the only other member. Quite the feat.

I donated your family to the San Diego Zoo. What now, you unoriginal monkey mouth biatch?

Coach Pants 08-28-2007 04:34 PM

Your wife is doing ok, S2S. I took this pic of her last week.


Coach Pants 08-28-2007 04:36 PM

Oh and this might be a little hard for you to swallow, especially since you had that pin stroke a few years back, but your wife and her cagemate Randy had a few rugrats.



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