that turf doesn't look like the track at turfway.

"Why do people boo Joe Bravo? Don't they get it?"

That horsie will win the juvenile next year, too

"Why is it a post parade with no posts?"

"What good is a post parade without candy and Santa?"

i saw a pick six, but there were more than six horses picked. that can't be right.

i went by the pad dock, but i didn't see any boats. or any water for that matter. where are the boats?

who is the best breeders cup horse ever? oh, wait...that really is up there.

"Go to Esoteric to read the best thread evah"

Chuck's claiming Street Sense Sat for DT

Someone told me they were going to wheel the three. Do horses run faster with wheels?

'Why do the always say good racing luck? Why not just good luck? No one ever wished me good fucl<ing luck."

" I saw in a card where there was a special race for horses who had never won.YES! .......................Why do they think this race would be any different?"

"What does first time on laces mean? I don't see laces on their shoes."

" Why can't there be a betters objection? Darden would do well here."

"I heard the New York Giants offensive line got the mount on Balletto. Can anyone confirm?"

Good luck Morty....by the way, when we seeing your picks? Are these tooth picks, ice picks, or nose picks?

what's so special about an exacta bet? i mean, you have to have exactly who wins anyway, right? it's not like they have a close-ecta.

"I wish you would have said good hot walker luck...but that's ok. My fine anaylsis regarding the handling,installation and storage of corrugated feldspar will be on late this evening. Good boo-bee honking luck""

"How can a boy horse be a good mudder?"