How can it lose?

I'm leaving... Going to evpn. Don't try and stop me..

I have ,again, been behooved.



The Italian Nymph..I may have lost,but in her place......................



.......I don't think I gained anything.








What the fucl< have I done!!?

Oh my God!!!!






!!!!!!!!

























thud

!!

Ah still don't feel sa hot.


All the same,I am thinking fer dem shoo the Belmonts will be in attendance to watch the prize of their stable whizz..I mean win this thing on Sunday.

Thanks so much.

Shallow Fix....at evpn.



What a nincompoop.

Ah wonder who he is at NoAdvantage?

Bet it's NA himself.

You know , my Buddy Boardings--I mean Board Buddies--,I think we can say we all travel through...events.And as we do we look out our windows as events happen in our lives.Then we remark.Like...''Oh.That was nice."


Or maybe.."Vomit."

Perhaps...''Whew!!"

Or even.."That was ultimate suckage."


But some day the vehicle in which we travel through these events....just ain't gonna work any more.


And then we say.."..uh-oh.."

Or maybe ..'Fucl< me."

Even...."PHOOEY!!"



Life can be so much fun if there weren't so many other people to bring it down to their level.




Bateman was right.

Just gave someone a hotfoot---I mean a buzz.



Oh boy.

Forget it.

I hope you feel better!

I do really hope the Belmonts' Whizzer takes it home for them on Sunday.

Thank you so sighty,Much.






...uh....forget it...




Yes.

The Belmonts ,being such wonderful people, deserve being in the Whizzer's..I mean winners circle with The Whizzer.I can see the NY Sporty page headlines for Monday,now...








A PUBLIC WHIZZING!

7th (4:11) Pilgrim S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Inner turf) | Open | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

1 Dual Citizen Leparoux J R 118 L
2 Deciphering Dreams Dominguez R A 118 FTL
3 Powhatan County Castellano J J 118 L
4 Air Support Maragh R 118 L
5 Liondrive Chavez J F 118 L
6 The Flying Whizzer Lezcano J 118 L
7 Favorite Hour Velazquez J R 116 L
8 Soldat Garcia Alan 122 L
MTO Running Tap Lezcano J 116 L

7th (4:11) THE PHILSKI S. (G3)

1 1/16 Miles (Inner turf) | Open | 2 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

1 Dual Citizen Leparoux J R 118 L
2 Deciphering Dreams Dominguez R A 118 FTL
3 Powhatan County Castellano J J 118 L
4 Air Support Maragh R 118 L
5 Liondrive Chavez J F 118 L
6 The Flying Whizzer Lezcano J 118 L
7 Favorite Hour Velazquez J R 116 L
8 Soldat Garcia Alan 122 L
MTO Running Tap Lezcano J 116 L


Thank you for the cards,Sighty.

But don't ever deliver them in a bikini again....I have a race to pre analyze!

Now run off quickly ...you little scamp!!








Oh look at that now, would ya?



























thud!!





















ah-choo!!

ah-choo!!





Ralph!!...you fool!


Smelling salts! ... salts! ...not peppers!!



ah-choo!!





God!




Let us do this thing.










1 Dual Citizen


one, then two
the funny man......whoa!!

what am I doing!?




crinkle...


trash can




2 Deciphering Dreams


Very tempting,but this is a ringer...made to tempt.



Here's a cipher for ya:











whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!







3 Powhatan County

^^^^ Apache math.







crinkle...


trash can














4 Air Support


I've heard of child support, but not support for airs.


Ridiculous.






crinkle...


trash can












5 Liondrive
New competition....Tiger is finished.


And so is Mr. Lion.







crinkle...


trash can




















6 The Flying Whizzer


=:>




keepahkeepahkeepahkeepah!!!!






7 Favorite Hour


Unfortunately,for him....it's 7:11








crink-el!...



trash can











8



























Well....I almost made it.

:o






crinkle...



trash can


























THE FLYING WHIZZ whizzes all over this one.

:tro: :tro: :tro: :tro:

ah-choo!



Thank you so very,very much.

I'm running out of things to do here,and my noodle harkens back to an old funny...as I ask it that question.





Christoper Lee (Dracula) to the director on the set of Dracula:Prince of Darkness .

Can't you give him something more to do?

Like what?

Dance naked! :D

Hmmm...good idea.Maybe later.


But I'm glad you stopped by.Am leaving to see my poor neighbor who is in the hospital. The story tonight as well. Anyways...Sighty-poo.

The next time you deliver the cards, you will borrow Deb-O-Deb's Paul Bunyan nightgown....the one with the double down liner,red and blue checks.

You will wear it and you will have the buttons buttoned all the way up.No hemming allowed....I don't care if it has a train .



OK?

This is too funny not to tell....

I just walked in on my fat roommate sending boo-bee cell phone pics to this guy she met last week.

I hope he/she is ok.

Wow I was going to ask what you thought of tonights card at HP but forget it!

I don't want you to make me wear all kinds of strange outfits.

Hey I meant to ask you the other day... do you know the poem Good Night by Shelley?

Shouldn't we have a contest with one of his (mercifully short :D ) poems? You know, a purgery-a-thon?

Or some other poet who ummm... needs a little life put into their work :eek: :;). Good idea or not?

Oh I just read this. Nice. :D

By the way I am not really happy with you right now.

Thank you evah so much for bringing up the sex on the beach guy (can't say it there cause i want that thread to die damnit, DIE!) :D

Thanks for reminding me though.

My mind creates pictures with very little suggestion and these are, well... got a razor blade?

* * *

Hope your neighbor is okay, Morty.

Unfortunately mine does too!

Very kind of you.

He is. Got a blood clot in the leg....had a serious heart attack 5 years ago.Has a pace maker AND( I think) a defribulater??..sound right?He even had a "screen" put in his groin a year or so ago to prevent this.

I think he's just 52...makes me feel utterly worthless.I can't imagine going through all this.But we did have several laughs at the expense of fellow bed buddies and busy body nurses.

Hospitals really blow.

I didn' let on how sick I am or they would have tried to keep me there----which would have been a huge mistake on their part.I'd rather die from a lucky bullet.Lucky for Ray---besause his name would be on it.

:D

I wonder which one of us has the more disgusting visual on this one...

!!



I llllllllike it!!

Gooey,


Seems to be..the clot is beong dissolved.

Too ,too kind...is a very nice guy.

Well..now that you know how---you have no excuse.





And not hers!

My bet is a poll would be 50/50.

Sounds about right.

I'm glad your friend was in good spirits.

Hey... who is one of your least favorite poets?

A screen like a stent?

A hospital is a terrible place. This past January when I got my bloodclots I was driving myself to the hospital balling my eyes out just because I didn't want to go to the hospital and possibly have to stay.

That aside, take care of our Mortypoo-kins and get treatment if you need it.

You know,Gooey..it takes so little effort to raise someone's spirits who is in a hospital..even just to see a familiar face.

Not trying to play me up because I have a lot to make up for.



Reall,Gooey..I don't know enough famous ones to have a least fave...to my inconspicuous noodle...they are all really,really good.

His wife called it a screen. It's supposed to trap blood clots.

Now that you say it, I think I recall when you did.



Hey...now don't take this for anything other than what it is....but you seem so nice and after all this time one developes an affinity for others even on a message board.So it really hurts you had to drive yourself there and had those sad feelings..and fears..

I could have petted you and kissed your forehead and driven you myself....and made you laugh by making fun of other car occupants at red lights.


This was an anomale? You don't have trouble with clotting/..I hope not.

Oh..and I'm not that sick...just trying to ellicit sympathy.

Which I love.

Clyde finally got some boo-bee photos!!!!!!:tro::tro::tro:

I'm a tough cookie....No one wants to drive themselves to the hospital but you gotta do what ya gotta do!


Say, have you ever pulled up to a car at a red light and just wanted to look at them and do an animal from the Muppets impression? "Animaaaaaaal!"


Ok I'm weird. I can live with this. :o

Interesting.



I never noticed.................NOT! :D

!!





You do realize who you are talking to...right?