Sighty.... can we get back to discussing your oh sooooo fine boobees....


Ahhhh don't believe that the clydster is a qualified judge....




......ahhh mean really now how can he judge when he has so little experience with such things




men in grey suits and attack raccoons are his forte...... but boobees????




.....ahhh don't think soooo

Mr. Mayson---think you are in big trouble.

uttttt....ohhhhhh :eek: :eek:

Ryan's going to kill me.

Probably with a shotty gun.



Dave---The cold shoulder is not a good sign.

Anyways....fine work,Sighty-poo.I noticed you spelled out "rest in peace." Stick with me, you'll get there.




And SchoolYardDreams..................sssssssssssssssssso close.

I try Mortypoo-kins.

By the way....have you seen my rocks? Somebody took them.

!!!!!!!







highly amusing!!

Geeker said "RIP."






He's out.

Damn I thought you would never visit that thread...

I promise when you go..I won't.

snort!




Anyhoo....no one will know when I go,well maybe Ryan.

Just don't let me catch you RIP-ing again.

Note to myself:
No RIPping.


Note to himself:
Is RAPping allowed????

Dave, if I remember correctly (and I seldom remember anything), you required nursing services when the "boobee" mood hit you. Is there a nurse shortage in your area now that Obamacare has passed?????:D

Gosh those are great notes to yourself!!



Note To Deb-O-Deb:


That gave me a woody.Now what do I do?

I have confirmed Sharon Doubiago is not dead,so I'll be having her here soon.



Should be fun.

Is this like a code name for your new board buddy kgar?

If not, who is she? Why isn't she dead?

!!



That was very amusing.

KRAG seems to have had a volcanic reaction to my innocent reply.He will now blame me for everything going wrong at the horsey races.
His pernicious attack upon my fine dupa, along with the homicidal thoughts about me that Ryan may have, make my life expectancy shorter than that of the common house fly.

I aim to be correct in the premonition of my death.

I know it comes soon, but not from where.

My very good friend,Sharon, wrote Psyche of the Northwest---something like that.Certainly a creative style and a filthy mind put into poetic form.



The girl's in touch...no question.





Let me take your lips into mine.....before they are cut off by swine.( my lips...of course)

Note to Clyde:

See if Dave will let you borrow his nurse.;)

You always have an answer.



One day,and that day may never come...I will --------------no,I was right.

That day will never come.

SportyFans...if you're going to redboard,you should be ready for the abuse sure to follow.

In other words---if you can't do the time---don't do the crime.




I think KRAG is going to the 50 dollar window now to bet this years Kentucky Derby.I am very anxious to see how he did.








Let's watch.

Should be fun.

Amazing.


After the derby,most everyone was all over SoooopahSavah.Now, with Lookin' not lookin' to go to the Belmonts, they are all over Adam.

People are not only insincere( at the least)...they are easily hooked by the nose.....and completely lacking in any concern for anyone but themselves.





God...how did I make that connection?

Regarding Krag or Kgar or whatever... what do you suppose his name means? What does it stand for? Shall we have a contest? What does the winner win? Is there a booby prize and if so what is it? Why aren't you answering? Are Krag and Ryan the same person? If they're not, why aren't they? What is Geeker talking about on the Preakness meet up thread? Why am I not understanding any of this? Should we just start an official redboard thread? Why does GPK love English Channel so much anyway? Do you suppose he still has the plate on his car? If I got BLSHLUK do you suppose anyone would know what it means? Where is Franny? Why are you getting a headache? :p

Not everyone!

Oh,yes...you are quite right.



And not everyone is insincere and leech gorged with themselves.

Only Dooryarders can see this.

KRAG's posting picks before the race now.




Must be a sudden rush of dyslexia.

I'm sure it will pass soon.

God's Speed to you, KRAG!

Hey, did you here about metal legend Ronnie Dio?, he died.

Someone left out the mustard.





Oh...this is going to be fun!
















' ^&b %`# @k^&) *^g






.

Note to myself:

Squirting mustard is fun



<3

So solly...I missed this.


Heah we go....


Regarding Krag or Kgar or whatever... what do you suppose his name means? Karl Googlies Is A Redboarder.He forget the "I."What does it stand for?Stop it...OK? Shall we have a contest?Yes,but what would the winner win? What does the winner win? I said....stop it! Is there a booby prize and if so what is it? This is getting good....O=:> Why aren't you answering?Because my desk is floating. Are Krag and Ryan the same person?Well..they are both doorknobs so it is possible,but it's like EmptyTram and Dullinger. Just because they are both boneheads doesn't mean they are the same person.; If they're not, why aren't they? Would bet you vaporize corn on the cob in record setting time. What is Geeker talking about on the Preakness meet up thread?He's going to get RIPed a new one for that noise. Why am I not understanding any of this?How much time do you have? Should we just start an official redboard thread?!!..good idea,would rather thread you up and make you into a nice shirt...for me...but then Meth would be angry...and he would write more tripe about this Easter and I wouldn't want that. Why does GPK love English Channel so much anyway?He's gay. Do you suppose he still has the plate on his car?He brags that he's gay!!? If I got BLSHLUK do you suppose anyone would know what it means?Most here don't know what the L means on a program.This one would would make them run to The Philski's Spring Notes. Where is Franny? She's Fucl<ing Geeker.Why do you ask?Why are you getting a headache?Because the man in the gray suit is next.

















Fine work,Gooey!!!!

!!!!OOOOO.....Oh my God














thud

!!!!




Give 'em STEEL---baby!!

snort!!



...fine work above and beyond the call.....

Guy named Kragness lived a couple floors below us in the dorm

Pretty fair racquetball player iirc

Used to call him Krag...

Morty,

This dooryard will not be truly cozy until we get a doormat.



Who....I mean what (!) shall it be?

[quote=clyde;649242]So solly...I missed this.


Heah we go....


Regarding Krag or Kgar or whatever... what do you suppose his name means? Karl Googlies Is A Redboarder.He forget the "I."What does it stand for?Stop it...OK? Shall we have a contest?Yes,but what would the winner win? What does the winner win? I said....stop it! Is there a booby prize and if so what is it? This is getting good....O=:> Why aren't you answering?Because my desk is floating. Are Krag and Ryan the same person?Well..they are both doorknobs so it is possible,but it's like EmptyTram and Dullinger. Just because they are both boneheads doesn't mean they are the same person.; If they're not, why aren't they? Would bet you vaporize corn on the cob in record setting time. What is Geeker talking about on the Preakness meet up thread?He's going to get RIPed a new one for that noise. Why am I not understanding any of this?How much time do you have? Should we just start an official redboard thread?!!..good idea,would rather thread you up and make you into a nice shirt...for me...but then Meth would be angry...and he would write more tripe about this Easter and I wouldn't want that. Why does GPK love English Channel so much anyway?He's gay. Do you suppose he still has the plate on his car?He brags that he's gay!!? If I got BLSHLUK do you suppose anyone would know what it means?Most here don't know what the L means on a program.This one would would make them run to The Philski's Spring Notes. Where is Franny? She's Fucl<ing Geeker.Why do you ask?Why are you getting a headache?Because the man in the gray suit is next.



You are getting slow -

Gosh those are great notes to yourself!!



Note To Deb-O-Deb:


That gave me a woody.Now what do I do?


You're most welcome my son.

RIP woody



Franny's not going to be very happy with that comment.....

ror!!




Geeker is getting mighty close to that honor.

Oh boy.



Hey....getting your floor waxed today?

You are getting slow -

Gosh those are great notes to yourself!!



Note To Deb-O-Deb:


That gave me a woody.Now what do I do?


You're most welcome my son.

RIP woody



Franny's not going to be very happy with that comment

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Wondering if you shouldn't get a tattoo on your forehead-----WELCOME

You better get it together there, mister.

I've never liked those shag mats.

He'll be wearing that ratty looking,filthy animal before the days over.