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Rileyoriley 07-02-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's a wonderful life...in the ..CAH-SOL.






Don't ya think?


And you're Jimmy Stewart.:rolleyes:

Mortimer 07-02-2008 01:08 PM

And believe me....Debbie is a teacher.



mm-hmmmmmm

Mortimer 07-02-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
And you're Jimmy Stewart.:rolleyes:


And you're Miss CrabTree.


:)

Mortimer 07-02-2008 01:09 PM

May I clean your erasers after school?

Mortimer 07-02-2008 01:10 PM

or






I have NO problem cleaning them during school.


I am....









...at your service.


;)

Rileyoriley 07-02-2008 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
May I clean your erasers after school?



School's out for the summer.;)

Rileyoriley 07-02-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
or






I have NO problem cleaning them during school.


I am....









...at your service.


;)




Perhaps you have to attend summer school?????;)

FGFan 07-02-2008 01:16 PM

OMG!!!!!!!!!

You weren't supposed to tell everyone!!!!


I'm putting my fairybelle suit back on and flying away.

No fairy dust for you!

And after you showed me your fuschia azz in the cave last nite.....:mad:

Mortimer 07-02-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
School's out for the summer.;)




:mad:

Mortimer 07-02-2008 01:20 PM

Oh hi ,Franny....and how are y

















































FRANNY!!!!!!!!?

































YOW!!!!


































I MUST HIDE!!!

FGFan 07-02-2008 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh hi ,Franny....and how are y

I'm hovering above deciding whether to sprinkly fairy dust or drop cannonballs!

Rileyoriley 07-02-2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
I'm hovering above deciding whether to sprinkly fairy dust or drop cannonballs!



PSST! I think he's hiding in the bat cave.

Mortimer 07-02-2008 03:15 PM

Franny's not here...I can finish the scene.

:)


The evil temptress pumped her hips.

He noticed she wore thigh highs... and a little thong,

This made him high...the kettle was really on!




he pushed aside the thong...leaned over and whispered a little song
franny was going wild
he sang more to her sweetly
her sounds suggested a child

she was having
but these weren't groans of pain
these were sounds of the insane
as he kissed around her shaving

what sensuous madness she was braving
and simply craving
more of what he gave her
an octopus of love...her condition getting graver

she screamed and screamed....kiss me more
i need to fly for ever more
and to what grew ....he gave much attention
and franny flew...to a flux dimension












O=:>

Mortimer 07-02-2008 03:27 PM

All right sporty fans!


How about some




















LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!!?

Mortimer 07-02-2008 03:38 PM

Ladies...get your orders for made to specification Love Scenes by MORTE' in fast.







Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou better hurry!!

Mortimer 07-02-2008 04:03 PM

Grocery stores across the country are reporting an unheard of run on bananas this afternoon.

Mortimer 07-02-2008 04:22 PM

and now the ..CAH-SOL...must go to sleep
it's soul to keep
ask the fridge or ask the floor
what it is ....that scares you more

Mortimer 07-02-2008 04:25 PM

franny left ..but she'll be back
she needed a lift...and surely got that
can she do more..you bet she can
for she does miss...her peter pan

Mortimer 07-02-2008 04:26 PM

smiley riley went

























nah

geeker2 07-02-2008 04:26 PM

difficult to wipe nose?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0

Mortimer 07-02-2008 04:27 PM

..uh....i already know i'm not clicking on that one...

geeker2 07-02-2008 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
..uh....i already know i'm not clicking on that one...


give it a look...catchy tune....

Mortimer 07-02-2008 04:37 PM

..ah don't thank so...

Mortimer 07-02-2008 10:44 PM

CAH-SOL... debauchery may continue tonight.









Or not.

Rileyoriley 07-02-2008 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
CAH-SOL... debauchery may continue tonight.









Or not.


And so the drama continues in "As The CAH-SOL Turns".:rolleyes:

Mortimer 07-02-2008 11:57 PM

This is not your typical dope opera,ma'am.



More for the intellectual seeking stimulation.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 12:33 AM

the redhead turned a snappy ankle
a braclet 'round its taper
her name..miss crabbyapple
advertising in yer morning paper











yuk






sex gets so old








phooey on it

Mortimer 07-03-2008 09:05 AM

Hang in there sex maniacs.



I'm still picking out a target.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 09:14 AM

I may do Debbie today.


If I feel like it.

And if I do...then I shall.

Because I do as I wish.....anytime I wish to.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 09:43 AM

Or maybe Dannie.

She said BigTony never looks here.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 09:47 AM

Hmmm....ah wonder if GenuineCrazyLady has pretty legs?

Mortimer 07-03-2008 09:53 AM

Have I done Sighty-poo yet?


Anyone know?

Mortimer 07-03-2008 10:12 AM

Hmmmm..ah wonder?



Nah....better not.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 10:13 AM

Perhaps this is BrownSugars lucky day.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 10:22 AM

Say!


What about two at a time!?






YES!!


In a bedroom with a huge mirror....that I can make muscles in and smile wide at me!

Sightseek 07-03-2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Say!


What about two at a time!?






YES!!


In a bedroom with a huge mirror....that I can make muscles in and smile wide at me!

Good movie.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Good movie.


!!




I don't know why exactly,but I was rolling on the floor -almost- at many of those scenes.


I never read about it,but would think it was a parody on serial butchers.

Sightseek 07-03-2008 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!




I don't know why exactly,but I was rolling on the floor -almost- at many of those scenes.


I never read about it,but would think it was a parody on serial butchers.

I was just happy to see his naked butt, he's a hottie in that movie. :D

The Huey Lewis and the News scene was downright twisted, but my favorite scene was the business card scene.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I was just happy to see his naked butt, he's a hottie in that movie. :D

The Huey Lewis and the News scene was downright twisted, but my favorite scene was the business card scene.


Well I can't quite say the same. They guy is good,though. I saw him in a magicians movie and one where he real life weighed about 100 pounds.One other ,too,I can't quite think of.


But my fav scene was the bedroom scene with the mirror. I think I did fall down go boom on that one.

Sightseek 07-03-2008 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I can't quite say the same. They guy is good,though. I saw him in a magicians movie and one where he real life weighed about 100 pounds.One other ,too,I can't quite think of.


But my fav scene was the bedroom scene with the mirror. I think I did fall down go boom on that one.

Batman Begins was pretty good...the Dr. with the mask freaked me out!


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