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Mortimer 05-21-2008 07:12 PM

I am reminded of a girl off her rocker----I mean off the Ohio State board.


Her name was Chelle.



She didn't want to be called Smelly....I mean Chelly




So I called her Chelly all the time.





She didn't like that either....so I cut it down to just Chelly.




Which she didn't like.


























So I switched up to Cherr.....Godzirra's girlfriend.








She really hated that.














I'm trying to show you all it's not just you people.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 07:19 PM

AWP!!



Sorry---have an emergency call.....................got another foot removal from HoseGardens mouth to do.

Late Fires 05-21-2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Was that the guy with silver wings for hair?

That thing was bad after the second season.






My pud still becomes violent in a HUGE way thinking of Gloria the car saleswoman.

Yes and Yes and Yes.













Some fine work today. But shouldn't there be an Ahia Derby thread instead of this second rate Belmonts race? :confused:

Mortimer 05-21-2008 09:44 PM

You are so right...as per usual.


Let me see what I can dig up on that baby.

Mortimer 05-21-2008 09:58 PM

Still one of the best..... a must hear in SnowyWoods:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQ7OfqgV7Y

Mortimer 05-21-2008 10:04 PM

You don't seem to get it.


GODDAMMITY!!....I am a NOBDOY.....and mighty proud of it!






;)

Mortimer 05-21-2008 10:43 PM

Gimme a W

Gimme an H

Gimme an A

Gimme a T

Gimme an S

Gimme a T

Gimme an H

Gimme an A

Gimme a T

Gimme an S

Gimme a P

Gimme an E

Gimme an L

Gimme an L





What's that spell?

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:35 AM

I'm thinking many of you would enjoy going to maps.google.com and be directed by me to my old house in Cleveland.....where my personal bones grew up. You could also see the path I took as a 10 year old and came to be chased by GROWN MEN posing as high school teachers across a snowy,busy thoroughfare and about a city block afterwards.....until life as I knew it came to a thudder shuddering halt when ( after turning around while running to see if these tree monsters were still chasing me---HUGE mistake) I ran smack into a solid steel firebox hanging off a phone pole.





Oh no one cares...who am I kidding here?

Late Fires 05-22-2008 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm thinking many of you would enjoy going to maps.google.com and be directed by me to my old house in Cleveland.....where my personal bones grew up. You could also see the path I took as a 10 year old and became to be chased by GROWN MEN posing as high school teachers across a snowy,busy thoroughfare and about a city block afterwards.....until life as I knew it came to a thudder shuddering halt when ( after turning around while running to see if these tree monsters were still chasing me---HUGE mistake) I ran smack into a solid steel firebox hanging off a phone pole.





Oh no one cares...who am I kidding here?

I would be interested in doing so.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:41 AM

I wonder who here has pretty legs?


I don't want to hear from the male yuk 'em ups here so spare me that nonsense....although I do have pretty legs.


But what female floozies here have pretty legs?



If you don't answer...then I'll know you don't.

We'll all know you don't.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
I would be interested in doing so.

thud!!!




Oh.





I mean...why of course it would.







You don't have to ,though...really. ....however.....if you do then let me know when you are at the start 'em up page of said site.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
thud!!!




Oh.





I mean...why of course it would.







You don't have to ,though...really. ....however.....if you do then let me know when you are at the start 'em up page of said site.

I'm there

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:46 AM

!!!!

YOW!!.....This is great!!





OK....now you must type in 10509 Way Avenue,Cleveland,Ohio.




Other fine posters may also follow the bouncing ball here.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!!!

YOW!!.....This is great!!





OK....now you must type in 10509 Way Avenue,Cleveland,Ohio.




Other fine posters may also follow the bouncing ball here.



!!!!!

Is this white house with the green trim the one?

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
!!!!!

Is this white house with the green trim the one?


Uh....no.



This thing isn't that accurate. Do you see the arrow saying Way ave. EAST? Click on this thing 3 times.....the arrow that is.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:53 AM

Maybe I should have said click on it...let it move up....and then click again...and then once more.



Do you see a little yellow house with white trim on the left or north side?

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:55 AM

Oh my God.

LateFires is lost in GoogleMaps!!



And it's my fault!








Oh geez...some people have never been found after getting lost in this thing.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:56 AM

I must assemble the GoogleMap Rescue Team.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh....no.



This thing isn't that accurate. Do you see the arrow saying Way ave. EAST? Click on this thing 3 times.....the arrow that is.

Sorry for the delay. Now I'm near a yellowish place

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:57 AM

MISS TESSMAUCHER!!!

Mortimer 05-22-2008 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
Sorry for the dealy. Now I'm near a yellowish place


Oh..thank God.




Good.






Is it yellow with white trim...on the left or north side-----with a fouled support column in front?

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:00 PM

If you put your little mousey anywhere in the picture you can turn it as you wish.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh..thank God.




Good.






Is it yellow with white trim...on the left or north side-----with a fouled support column in front?

YES!!!!!!!!!


This is exciting. I can't believe other posters are not joining in.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
YES!!!!!!!!!


This is exciting. I can't believe other posters are not joining in.


You betcha!!





I think at least one other is.....many more will come soon.


And they will be legion.





Now then...if you continue heading east you will soon see my boyhood school...Paul Revere.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You betcha!!





I think at least one other is.....many more will come soon.


And they will be legion.





Now then...if you continue heading east you will soon see my boyhood school...Paul Revere.

Paul Revere looks like a pretty large school. Is this an elementary school?

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
Paul Revere looks like a pretty large school. Is this an elementary school?


It is....and you only see the back.....the front is very impressive.




That is also where we played football on their precious grass and were fined heavily for doing so.



Anyhooo...continue east and you will see the phone pole that aided and abetted that furious beast of a firebox......that attacked me.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It is....and you only see the back.....the front is very impressive.




That is also where we played football on their precious grass and were fined heavily for doing so.



Anyhooo...continue east and you will see the phone pole that aided and abetted that furious beast of a firebox......that attacked me.

Is it the one with the Speed Limit 25 sign on it?

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
Is it the one with the Speed Limit 25 sign on it?

ror!!..this is like that ghost film about the fridge and spilled beans!





NO!




The one directly opposite......on the left or north side......right by the school corner.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!!..this is like that ghost film about the fridge and spilled beans!





NO!




The one directly opposite......on the left or north side......right by the school corner.

The one in front of the light blue house?

I had no idea these google maps were this detailed.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
The one in front of the light blue house?

I had no idea these google maps were this detailed.

YES!!






Do you see how close it is to the street? I was running toward Paul Revere....and looked back over my shoulder just about halfway through the crosswalk.......then I turned and ....WHAM!




Believe me....I saw many admirable stars.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
YES!!






Do you see how close it is to the street? I was running toward Paul Revere....and looked back over my shoulder just about halfway through the crosswalk.......then I turned and ....WHAM!




Believe me....I saw many admirable stars.


I do!

That experience probably came in handy many years later when you whipped Hagler's asz!

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:14 PM

Why don't you show me your childhood home?





Or if you know where Hossy lives....maybe we can rob his house.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Late Fires
I do!

That experience probably came in handy many years later when you whipped Hagler's asz!


ror!!...oh yes.


It was then I knew I was born to be a punching bag----I mean a boxer.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Why don't you show me your childhood home?





Or if you know where Hossy lives....maybe we can rob his house.

Let me see if I can find it, although I will have to inform you via PM, as there are some posters here that live near it, and I would not want to see the property desecrated by Nerdy Trailers.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
Let me see if I can find it, although I will have to inform you via PM, as there are some posters here that live near it, and I would not want to see the property desecrated by Nerdy Trailers.


rule-eng en leff-eng!!






!OOOOOOOOOO!

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:24 PM

While you prepare your instructions...it's funny. That crosswalk is now at an angle---in fact the painter must have been drunk when he did it. Anyways....it was straight before....and led you right into that pole. I guess most people were looking straight ahead when crossing......I am proud to believe I am responsible for the newer, safer crosswalk.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
While you prepare your instructions...it's funny. That crosswalk is now at an angle---in fact the painter must have been drunk when he did it. Anyways....it was straight before....and led you right into that pole. I guess most people were looking straight ahead when crossing......I am proud to believe I am responsible for the newer, safer crosswalk.

Only now that Braylon Edwards is in town does anyone come close to matching your contributions to that fine city.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Late Fires
Only now that Braylon Edwards is in town does anyone come close to matching your contributions to that fine city.



;)


I did so much for that city.


I think I see your house.

Mortimer 05-22-2008 12:33 PM

Gosh..you grew up in a lot better neighborhood than I did.

Late Fires 05-22-2008 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Gosh..you grew up in a lot better neighborhood than I did.

God.















You have no idea how tough the streets of this suburban town were.


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