I thought you enjoyed my Odes to Morty?

NO!!



WAIT!!






I'm turning it back on!!!!!

OkeyDokey ma'am..



...let's see 'em.




I mean it...







..the odes.











Brother...here I go again.




:o

and i'm the one with a thing for sightseek?? between you trying to get her setup with both myself and drugS, and your penchant for flirting with her, well, nuff said bout that!

~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun! ;)

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

It's my animal instinct.





A predator's prey should always be surprised.

Hi guys. Whats going on?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We're gonna need 10 pie wagons for this one.









YIPPIE!








FINE WORK SIGHTY-POO!




=;>

r u kidding me?

So nice ...it must be shown twice:









~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

after a momentary lapse of sanity, morty is back to normal. that's what's up!

weak.

WingNut...DingBat............weak?



What about......WingNut...ArmPit?

I think it's a ten pie-er myself.

ten pies all around!


I've missed you Morty. I wish i didnt have to do that dreaded thing called gambling!! Woops, I meant work.

Too kind.


Yon Dillinger,Dispencer,Diaper,Yep and Snarlin'Jim are starting up a Mortimer Fan Club...haven't you heard??

Is is the AuntyMorty fan club?

ror!




Oh that was a GOOOOOOOOOOD one!


I put your pies inside.






Those cry babies don't like me.

I call them names.

=:>








But through out all of their sniveling and foot stomping I thought of those poor miners who appear to have lost their lives and the brave rescuers ...some of who have lost theirs.


It's called contrast...I believe.


What a sorry lot these strange creatures here are....."words will never hurt me."

There are a lot of folk's that just dont understand you Morty. They think you are a big meanie... or worse... a GROWN MAN!





I for one appreciate your wisdom, good looks, and charm.



I am going to write your name in for the presidential candidate when I vote.

Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.. correct?

So spicey...it must be done thricey:







~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

I am completely behooved.

Yes...many swine here don't follow along at home very well.

Their heads are packed with too much cotton wadding.






Thank you my sweet.

And my real name is Ricky Cuteypie.

I forgot to count Mr. Wizzard amongst my fans.





Mrs. Wizzard loves me as well.

I could tell from the way he said she said he was stupid to post here.

Thank you,Baby. ...very nice of you.

ror!!




HIGHLY AMUSING!



I enjoy the fact such an admirable squeeze as Sighty-Poo blushes me with her fragrant praise.

The Sardonic Six must be retching in unison.






=:>

Morty,


Count me in too.




You make me.............


















moist, don't ya know.

BLECH!!







ROR!






Sir!

Please!

So good I want more....number 4 :









~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

Say....how do you know??




And did I just hear yon Dillinger order a fifth?













~ Ode to Morty ~

Morty, oh Morty, we simply cherish you -

Even Discreet Kittypoo do too!

Morty, oh Morty, you make posting so much fun

But please don't forget to get out in the sun!

Your predatory skills and great mental balance
How we all do idolize your talents!

How you can cap those races -
Always brings a shock to other people's faces!

Dolla Bill has no more fear
For you Morty poo gave him your cheer!

now i know who dillinger is!

morticia's alternate world is quite engrossing.

by the way, since sightless seems to be flirting now with morticia, we're going to have to change her name.

i think she should go by the name of frightseek.

You're obviously the one with the obsession who keeps posting about him in every thread.

ror!


Hey!...I think ya just got short circuited there Mr. Semiconductor!

frightseek, what's not to obsess about??!

though i'm not sure two threads constitutes posting in every thread about morticia, he is my favorite poster!

i enjoy his posts even more than i enjoyed pg1985's, my former #1 obsession!

i think i'm even more obsessed with morticia than i am with the green morty, which is saying something!!

I'm telling the green donkey on you.

Well just remember, it's not healthy to obsess. :p

is there a pretty lady in sighty

i think there is..her allure so mighty

does she have a black belt in beauty

why..yes she does ....you foolish newbee


to you i speak dimian charlee

as you squawk on your training wheeled harley

you talk the talk of a player out to lunch

and walk the walk of the ParisHiltonFunBunch


but this is not about you mr. semiconductor

for you impede with your strange inductor

this is about the pretty so true

the flaxen haired sighty-poo


just to say

her fragrant sway

comes and goes

in rhyming prose


such a way she has with horseys

she cannot stay....they ask for more moresys

and who can blame these nice creatures

for wanting more of sighty's features


a single splash of her aura

will surely put one on the floora

a single smile from her face

and for a while I lose my space




OOOOOOOOOO

The Cajunatah....mekin' copies.





You know, Cage, I must give you great credit for being so sporty with Mortyretorty.

Some of the obnoxious here just don't hear.



I have enjoyed back and forth with you.











Oh boy.









You know what I'm sayin'.







Anyways.....you're a fine sporty.

Well, it seems Harold (Mort's real name) has survived the beating.

Bruno and Fat Tony from Detroit were supposed to do the job but tried for more money.

The beating was, instead, administered by the Olsen twins as they were more than happy to make a few dollars.

They were supposed to brand Harold with the "SentBySentToStud" iron but I'm told they beat him senseless with a couple strands of linguini.

Next time, I'll get either Martha Stewart or Bobo Brazil to do the job.

Lifetime Supply Of Pies!!!!!!