They don't like witnesses.

It's all in the delivery

OK - fine - I left out the word any:rolleyes:

They don't like any witnesses. BADOOM!

It's a corny joke either way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4sJSBhl7_k

:D

That looks very much like my 96-year old aunt.

He likes to pay me attention along with a bunch of other momo sophomorons.

LOL! Already stated - the elderly lady in jerkhose's video choice looks like my 96-year old aunt.

Quote of the Day

"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became
optional. I'm getting out before it becomes mandatory."

Anonymous LtCol USAF (Ret)

Hahahahahahahaha!!!^^^^ Instant Classic!!!^^^^^

I might have been a bit premature with the jumping the shark talk. I've been literally laughing out loud at some of these posts today.

I'm accused of being an attention whore - yet, they're the ones paying sooooo much attention to me.

I continue to be flattered because every knock is a boost, and ya gotta be two steps behind me to kick me in the ***.

Carry on, sophomorons.

News Release: New Penis Study

Several years ago, the United States funded a study to determine why the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft.

The study took two years and a cost of over $180,000. The results of the
study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.

After the results of the study were published, Germany decided to conduct
their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results
of the U.S. study were incorrect.

After three years and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the WOMAN with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the German study were released, Poland decided to
conduct their own study. The Poles didn't really trust the U.S. or German
studies.

So, after nearly three weeks of intensive research and a cost of $3, the Polish study was complete. The Polish study came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

if there was a prince doreen here he'd make 30 posts, each angrier than the one before, about how not funny masturbation was.

he'd end with a final word and then another final word. and then another.

you'd disgust him.

This is a very perverted post that I find totally sexist towards males, and, maybe even hermaphrodites, and very exploitive towards male genitalia. You should be totally ashamed of yourself for stooping to the level of most of the rest of this board including, but not limited to, myself. Now cut it out.:eek:ps. disregard my signature and avatar as they have nothing to do with this message.

First Grade Drawing - PRICELESS!

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.







The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.


This drawing is of me selling a shovel.


Sincerely,


Mrs. Harrington