MORTY!

Too kind of you to inquire about my whereabouts.

I took a sabbatical to ponder that age old question:



What is worse: a gelfer, or a boozehound?

Finding no easy answers, I thought I would return.

I see that my pleas to the man upstairs (Steve) have not worked and you are still locked in these rooms. Phooey.

!!!!




My good friend!

Fine and HIGHLY amusing work ,sir.

Stay with us now....there may be a HUGE ZC coming up in that Arlington Secretariat this Saturday.There may be more excitement here than there was for Sumwunsdonkey last race.




Yes..I am still in bondage.


Double phooey.

:cool:

I will stay tuned.

Since I am not far from Arlington, I can say that this is the most exciting news to hit the Chicagoland area since Sumwonbeatsme graced the polytrack.

:rolleyes:

Behold.



Do you see this fellow bud boardies....I mean board buddies?

He paints as does the symphony player.

Yet he does not steel as Bach took from ProcolHarum.







For there is no reason as the truth is plane to see.

ror!

OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOO

Your post has not turned me a whiter shade of pale, but rather pink from embarassment.

:o

Too kind, sir.

Oh forget it.






Great knowing you have depth.

Some here merely skim the water.



Oh.

CapperZeke beat me like a drum at poker last night....I taught him too well.

He pulled the 3 pair trick on me.






As you know....


...I really hate when that happens.

The three pair trick? Is that like the Italian Rope Trick?

It's worse.....in the I-Rope trick one merely dies.





The 3 pair trick makes you sick having held aces over kings and raising like a fool.

Morty,



That was beginner's luck.



That's why I sat in the chair backward, I was afraid you'd read my poker face.



I've learned a lot from you.


Those little cigarettes you introduced to me were tasty.




Except it took me a long time to get home.



Are we still on for square dancing this weekend?

Too funny Zeke.

That's why I didn't have to seat you in front of the mirror.


In that 7 card stud game I could see you had 10's over 6's on the table.




And I did see the pair of 9's in your hand....I juts didn't think you would remember the 3 pair trick.






If you liked the cigarettes...wait until I put out my bowl of treated sen-sen next time.








Automatic Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.










ror!!....square dancing!?












Who do you think I am.....MonkeyFace!??

I think last night was to end it here for me.

Dave's bright idea made me forget.

(Oh...Dave...the other idea is back on.)




Anyhooo.......I'm thinking the last broadcast will be live and direct from the smelley ol' varmint grounds of Sara's Toga.


Any TrueSwine wishing to challenge me in person will be destroyed.

This includes you HickoryDickoryValley..Hill...whatever.

OK, Druggie...after a bit of exercise I've returned with a clear head and I would like to seek your forgiveness.





I'm sorry.




I didn't mean to break your heart.



hmmmm, how can I make you forgive me?











Oohhh! I KNOW!











Ready?




















Whoa! Settle down big boy! I'm not that sorta girl.

















So anyway, where were we?














oh that is right.....







Please forgive me Druggie, for I love Discreet Kittypoop too.

This thread must be retired to the Charles Hatton room one day. Some classics by Sighty - poo (Hi!).

and of course,

If ya cant take the heat





stay out of the Cajun!


I mean kitchen!






ten pies, all around!

ha,ha!

I am very scared to ask what Beast ice is.

I'm also thinking someone never got over Freud's Anal Stage of Development. :eek:

icky.

But the neon colored anal beads were ok?

I still haven't found my presents.







And I took my WhiterShadeOfPale album and painted it deep purple.

That may hush it up.

I know Carmen still won't fess up about Rachmanirov.

It didn't work for him....and it won't work for KGB .007.

There are no stupid presents here.






Uh...thanks loads.