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clyde 09-29-2010 04:26 PM

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clyde 09-29-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701133)
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize..."

!!



I am innocent when I dream.

clyde 09-29-2010 04:43 PM

We should listen to Morty Angel later tonight.

Kasept 09-29-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701145)
!!



I am innocent when I dream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61pp51kxvVM

clyde 09-29-2010 04:54 PM

whoa

clyde 09-29-2010 05:06 PM

for you, sighty-poo




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipJ2...eature=related

clyde 09-29-2010 07:09 PM

a sighty to behold




sighty-poo,the pretty flower
growing in the glen
watch her by the hour
hope to be your friend

she takes the sun rays
and the watery of the rain
she likes the Sundays
and the recipe in her vein

a seed whisked in by a soft ,cool breeze
deposited her future amongst the trees
she grows lonely,waiting to be found
when she is ready,
take her from this ground

which raised her aroma and her colors
from her coma, she recovers
with you,
take her home
make it known
you love her
tell her you know
from where she came
, never again.. to question her name


-The remarkable Alan Speegish-

from his collection of poyems entitled...Flakes of Snow

my miss storm cat 09-29-2010 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 701123)
Ass Rent Vito

God damnit I just got that out of my head.

Thanks a lot. :p

* * *

Where is Sighty?

Confused...

clyde 09-29-2010 07:35 PM

yousizzlin',

That very bad man, Stevie-poo....wounded her.


I am trying to repair her pretty heart with flakes and notes of snow.

Sightseek 09-29-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701158)

Sinatra is my most favorite. :{>:

(is that trendy like Whole Foods?)

Sightseek 09-29-2010 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701180)
a sighty to behold




sighty-poo,the pretty flower
growing in the glen
watch her by the hour
hope to be your friend

she takes the sun rays
and the watery of the rain
she likes the Sundays
and the recipe in her vein

a seed whisked in by a soft ,cool breeze
deposited her future amongst the trees
she grows lonely,waiting to be found
when she is ready,
take her from this ground

which raised her aroma and her colors
from her coma, she recovers
with you,
take her home
make it known
you love her
tell her you know
from where she came
, never again.. to question her name


-The remarkable Alan Speegish-

from his collection of poyems entitled...Flakes of Snow


:{>: :{>: :{>:


Flakes of Snow, the best collection EVAH!

Sightseek 09-29-2010 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701110)
This is so true.





Maybe I'll stay here then.

Until EasyBake starts again,at least.

Mortimer_horseymahn is a great name. Let's bring the horsey selections on...your cards:

Joe Hirsch Turf Classic Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/2 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $500,000


Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Grassy Gomez G K 126 L
2 Never On Sunday (FR) Fragoso P 126 L
3 Solitaire Maragh R 126 L
4 Treat Gently (GB) Velazquez J R 123 L
5 Al Khali Garcia Alan 126 L
6 Bearpath Borel C H 126 L
7 Telling Castellano J J 126 L
8 Strike a Deal Dominguez R A 126 L
9 Paddy O'Prado Desormeaux K J 121 L
10 Winchester Velasquez C 126 L
11 Interpatation Lezcano J 126 L



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clyde 09-29-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 701196)
Sinatra is my most favorite. :{>:

(is that trendy like Whole Foods?)


I am thoroughly behooved.




Why,yes.
I believe it is.

clyde 09-29-2010 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 701197)
:{>: :{>: :{>:


Flakes of Snow, the best collection EVAH!







Thank you so very much.

I am ....at your service.




As you know.

clyde 09-29-2010 08:04 PM

Thank you so much once again,Miss Sighty-poo.

Althought I did fail to do so this afternoon at The Big T.



Give me a moment before I do this race thing....I must first get high.

I mean inhale the vapors of 3 day old cedar embers.

Sightseek 09-29-2010 08:10 PM

Your audience awaits.

Sightseek 09-29-2010 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701207)
I am thoroughly behooved.




Why,yes.
I believe it is.

But of course it is.

clyde 09-29-2010 08:14 PM

OK..hang in there, ready to do this thing.

( I actually had to whizz, too.So...)

clyde 09-29-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 701213)
Your audience awaits.

Thank you, but--please.



You know how I can quickly fragment under the pressure of live unicycle..whoa...I mean live preformances.

clyde 09-29-2010 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 701214)
But of course it is.

Oh yes, I think everyone is hip to this.

clyde 09-29-2010 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 701199)
Mortimer_horseymahn is a great name. Let's bring the horsey selections on...your cards:

Joe Hirsch Turf Classic Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/2 Miles (Turf) | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $500,000


Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Grassy Gomez G K 126 L
2 Never On Sunday (FR) Fragoso P 126 L
3 Solitaire Maragh R 126 L
4 Treat Gently (GB) Velazquez J R 123 L
5 Al Khali Garcia Alan 126 L
6 Bearpath Borel C H 126 L
7 Telling Castellano J J 126 L
8 Strike a Deal Dominguez R A 126 L
9 Paddy O'Prado Desormeaux K J 121 L
10 Winchester Velasquez C 126 L
11 Interpatation Lezcano J 126 L



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Thank you in ebullient bushels of bee polen,Sighty.


Take your time leaving..all the time you want.







Oh my God.







Look at that rhythmic dupa.

So pretty,so shapely....so catchy.









God...she's really milking this one.







Those hot legs walking proudly in tune with that swaying little music box...the tightness and shortness of the skirt.............oh my God!!



Sighty!!

Move it!!













whew!!

Almost didn't make that one.


Anyhoo---so OK.




The Hirschy Thing








1 Grassy



Is this on Grassy?

Ah dunno.

So when in doubt..




crinkle...


trash can








2 Never On Sunday


So we have a horsey who doesn't like Sunday and it's Saturday.

But that movie ...I wouldn't watch it for all the Hershey bars growing in Hershey,PA.



So now what the fucl< shall I do?

I'm going to flip a midget.




plunk!


thud!!



tails it is...you lose.





crinkle...


trash can





3 Solitaire

I thought he was a man of thought?

Wasn't he?


Either way, ah think...therefor ah is.

And so..





crinkle...



trash can






4 Treat Gently

I llllike it.


keepah







5 Al Khali



Tigers right fielder of days gone by.

Not many know he was a Muslim.


So solly..





crink-el ...


trash can





6



You know, SportyFans....I have seen some fine dupa over the course of time and I am here to tell you that exhibition by Sighty-poo was one of the hottest...............................






Phooey.

Did it again.

Goddamity.







crinkle...


trash can










7 Telling




I like him..No idea why.








8 Strike a Deal




A very interesting horsey.











whiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!











9 Paddy O'Prado





blech!blech!blech!!





crinklle...


trash can










10 Winchester


Never heard a him.









crinkle...


trash can















11 Interpatation


^^^^ Reason Canadian Spaceships can't fly.







crinkle...


trash can

































4/7



too close to call


exactanatah box your way to riches

Sightseek 09-29-2010 08:58 PM

:tro:

clyde 09-29-2010 09:03 PM

Thank you..I offer a bow.






Which was really dumb as this desk is high and I just fractured by dose.

Rileyoriley 09-29-2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701217)
OK..hang in there, ready to do this thing.

( I actually had to whizz, too.So...)

Be honest here. You actually make your picks by closing your eyes and whizzing on the DRF. Whichever horse you hit is your pick, right?

clyde 09-29-2010 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 701250)
Be honest here. You actually make your picks by closing your eyes and whizzing on the DRF. Whichever horse you hit is your pick, right?


You always leave me with my head on this desk and my fingers rolling out syncopated sounds on the wood.



I can also be heard grinding out a count to ten.

Why do you do this to me,Damey?...I mean Debbie?

Rileyoriley 09-29-2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701252)
You always leave me with my head on this desk and my fingers rolling out syncopated sounds on the wood.



I can also be heard grinding out a count to ten.

Why do you do this to me,Damey?...I mean Debbie?

It's the 3 day old cedar embers.:{>:

clyde 09-29-2010 10:01 PM

steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!!!!

geeker2 09-29-2010 10:04 PM

THUD !!

clyde 09-29-2010 10:17 PM

shut up!!

geeker2 09-29-2010 10:20 PM

Franny !!

clyde 09-29-2010 10:22 PM

snarf!!!!

geeker2 09-29-2010 10:24 PM

^^^^^

wizzes the winners

clyde 09-29-2010 10:27 PM

EasyBake will be your doom,Ralphy.

clyde 09-29-2010 10:29 PM

Oh geez..this is really a gud wun!!!




Sighty gets tormented endlessly in the snowy doorway and cozy forest

ror!!

geeker2 09-29-2010 10:30 PM

ror.....she does come up with some good ones

clyde 09-29-2010 10:33 PM

Will you kindly stop it with the Sighty egging on?


I'm sick!!

Do you understand that?

I need petted and I get a mugging instead.


This is another fine mess you have gotten me into.

my miss storm cat 09-29-2010 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701225)

11 Interpatation


^^^^ Reason Canadian Spaceships can't fly.







crinkle...


trash can



:mad: :(

Get in my time machine. It's set to last year... one of the great moments.




"... and Gio Ponti is the leader....



Interpatation trying to come back at him...



With one furlong to go...



Interpatation is a stubborn foe...



GIO PONTI HAS LOST THE LEAD!



GIO PONTI HAS LOST THE LEAD



... TO INTERPATATION... WHO RUNS A REMARKABLE RACE "

:tro:


He may very well be last this time around. I couldn't care less.

I am just giving you the option though...

If you'd like to be on my lifetime **** list then by all means, keep insulting him.

Or you could always go and watch the Joe Hirsch from last year and then tell me if he belongs in the trash can.

It's your call.

clyde 09-30-2010 01:37 AM

Interpatation...what is in a name?
an interplanetary space station
or simply wolf bane?
how fast will he leave the others behind?
or on the other turn,will he be watching... all theirs?

having been given a hard pill to swallow
having been taken to task
but yet it still does follow
he will be viewing their collective as.s

as i lose one fine example
and precious breasts so firm
their breadth so ample
i cannot change that final turn

the cards have spoken, Sighty's dupa has swayed
i will have one less token,and will be deep dissmayed
i become a mere sprinkle ..in a storm of the banned
but he must still go ---crink-el




trash can

GPK 09-30-2010 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701286)
Interpatation...what is in a name?
an interplanetary space station
or simply wolf bane?
how fast will he leave the others behind?
or on the other turn,will he be watching... all theirs?

having been given a hard pill to swallow
having been taken to task
but yet it still does follow
he will be viewing their collective as.s

as i lose one fine example
and precious breasts so firm
their breadth so ample
i cannot change that final turn

the cards have spoken, Sighty's dupa has swayed
i will have one less token,and will be deep dissmayed
i become a mere sprinkle ..in a storm of the banned
but he must still go ---crink-el




trash can


Your finest work ever.:wf

Endless Stevies

Sightseek 09-30-2010 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 701266)
^^^^^

wizzes the winners


The Flying Whizzer runs on Sunday at Belmont!


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