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geeker2 05-11-2010 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 646360)
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!

:mad:

clyde 05-12-2010 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 646424)
N.H. has lots of pine trees and mountains. You can see the stars quite well from atop the mountains.
Pine trees produce sap so you can be "sappy" together.:{>:



This is serious business,Ms.PunBun.








%============================:{>:

clyde 05-12-2010 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 646473)
:mad:

!!



ror!

clyde 05-12-2010 11:26 AM

N.H. does have high property taxes but if you're not planning to buy, it shouldn't affect you.

Oh you're a riot all right.

clyde 05-12-2010 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 646449)
Why you are wrong Sir...Snowy Woods and the Cozy Dooryard are right for you.

Sighty-Poo...I didn't know you could wax floors..whoa!...I mean, poetic.



Entirely too kind...and so true.

I think that's my problem.....I flourish in places removed from reality.



Oh phooey...I have gone and cut the fucl< out of my finger.Tried to fetch a cough drop from my pocket and sliced it on the straight razor I carry.



God...it's really bleeding now......yow!..it's gushing into the keyboard!























oh my God!!......it's in the keyboard i-net ink now!!!!




this is like so awful!!




i'm getting dizzy!!





















thud

geeker2 05-12-2010 11:52 AM

When your life flashed before your eyes did you see me, franny, deb-o-deb and sighty?

If not, please try again!

clyde 05-12-2010 02:52 PM

Geeker....I can't show you what I saw now,I will a little later...but,yes---you 4 were part of the group I did see.




Oh..can you find some new meat to present the second leg....the Feckless... cards tonight?

clyde 05-12-2010 06:22 PM

Oh fucl<..will do it myself then.







The Feckless






1...Aikenite



I think this is the only thing that can kill Pelosi.

Hopefully she will be in attendance and goes to pet him after he comes in about 30 seconds after everyone else.





..sssssso....




Crinkle...


trash can






2...SchoolYard Dreams


Has it ever been this easy??




keepah





3...Pleasant Pheasant



ack teweeee!!






Crinkle...


trash can






4...



Anyone read Matterhorn yet? Just wondering.Some parts were a little hard to swaller, but on the hole I really liked it.Think it did what I would want it to had I been in that horrific mess.


Oh boy....forgot another horsey.




Oh well.





Crinkle...


trash can







5...Yawanna Twist




Well,no.....but you go right ahead and make a complete fool of yourself.





Crinkle...


trash can






6...Jackson Bend



Let's make him a keepah.





7...Lookin'At Yucky





He's a keepah.. she's a keepah... I'M a keepah----wouldn't ya wanna be a keepah ,too!!??








8...SOOOOO-PAH SAV-AH!!




Here's LookinAtYucky!








Crinkle...


trash can







9...Caracortado



Have no idea what the fucl< that name means or is supposed to instill.


Outrageous.




Crinkle...


trash can







10...FattyO'Fucl<o



Ah Don'tO'thankso






Crinkle...


trash can






11...FirstDude



Sirloin says he can win.

Boy,that's really going out on a limb.





No he can't.

Now that's a limb crawler.









Crinkle...


trash can










12...Dublin


He makes me sick.









Crinkle..


trash can









1...SchoolYardDreams

2...Lookin'AtYucky

3...JacksonBend

clyde 05-12-2010 07:09 PM

Hey Snot.




Go fetch a boomerang and then get back to me.

geeker2 05-12-2010 08:18 PM

excellent work my good friend! :tro::$::tro:

Rileyoriley 05-12-2010 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 646876)
Oh fucl<..will do it myself then.







The Feckless






1...Aikenite



I think this is the only thing that can kill Pelosi.

Hopefully she will be in attendance and goes to pet him after he comes in about 30 seconds after everyone else.





..sssssso....




Crinkle...


trash can






2...SchoolYard Dreams


Has it ever been this easy??




keepah





3...Pleasant Pheasant



ack teweeee!!






Crinkle...


trash can






4...



Anyone read Matterhorn yet? Just wondering.Some parts were a little hard to swaller, but on the hole I really liked it.Think it did what I would want it to had I been in that horrific mess.


Oh boy....forgot another horsey.




Oh well.





Crinkle...


trash can







5...Yawanna Twist




Well,no.....but you go right ahead and make a complete fool of yourself.





Crinkle...


trash can






6...Jackson Bend



Let's make him a keepah.





7...Lookin'At Yucky





He's a keepah.. she's a keepah... I'M a keepah----wouldn't ya wanna be a keepah ,too!!??








8...SOOOOO-PAH SAV-AH!!




Here's LookinAtYucky!








Crinkle...


trash can







9...Caracortado



Have no idea what the fucl< that name means or is supposed to instill.


Outrageous.




Crinkle...


trash can







10...FattyO'Fucl<o



Ah Don'tO'thankso






Crinkle...


trash can






11...FirstDude



Sirloin says he can win.

Boy,that's really going out on a limb.





No he can't.

Now that's a limb crawler.









Crinkle...


trash can










12...Dublin


He makes me sick.









Crinkle..


trash can









1...SchoolYardDreams

2...Lookin'AtYucky

3...JacksonBend



I actually like your picks!!!!!!!!!!:tro::tro:

Sightseek 05-12-2010 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 646876)
Oh fucl<..will do it myself then.







The Feckless






1...Aikenite



I think this is the only thing that can kill Pelosi.

Hopefully she will be in attendance and goes to pet him after he comes in about 30 seconds after everyone else.





..sssssso....




Crinkle...


trash can






I've always liked this horse...I think I know why now.

clyde 05-13-2010 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 646914)
excellent work my good friend! :tro::$::tro:


Thank you....very much.



How goes it ,sir?

Is your life happy?

I hope it is....ah really do.

clyde 05-13-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 646938)
I actually like your picks!!!!!!!!!!:tro::tro:


Oh my God...you actually like something about me?





Is there a way..............





....no.

Am not going to bother.

clyde 05-13-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 646939)
I've always liked this horse...I think I know why now.


!!






spray!!

clyde 05-13-2010 07:03 PM

Another big crowd today.



But have hung out in the smart threads a lot---God they're stupid up there.

If ae ding bat did a self portrait ...he would draw a blank.

Ya had to be there.




Ah wonder what it would be like to sit on Brown Sugah's dupa?Odd thought,I know.I have lots of them.

Phooey..everyone else dee dee'd so I will ,too.







GoodNighty-Pookins.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WwtIpWqiVw


I can't hear this--tell me what you thought of it.

geeker2 05-13-2010 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 647067)
Thank you....very much.



How goes it ,sir?

Is your life happy?

I hope it is....ah really do.

:{>::{>: not in a gay way :D

my miss storm cat 05-13-2010 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 646876)

9...Caracortado



Have no idea what the fucl< that name means or is supposed to instill.


Outrageous.




Crinkle...


trash can


:confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M59I8eShAr8

:p

clyde 05-14-2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 647261)
:{>::{>: not in a gay way :D


Good grief already.

clyde 05-14-2010 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 647277)

He's a schwantz,sorry to say.

And the Aurora lib. does not allow u-tubey....but Twins. does.

I am not at Twins.....maybe latah.






The deeper that sorrow carves into your being...the more joy you can contain.

clyde 05-14-2010 11:51 AM

This is all very funny,Franny...don't think I am unaware of what you do.You are a very wicked witch.






If anyone calls you a witch, burn for him;if anyone calls you less or more than what you are,let him burn for you.

clyde 05-14-2010 11:55 AM

For the embattled,there is no place that cannot be home....nor is.

clyde 05-14-2010 12:00 PM

Earlier than lust,not plain.

Behind darkened face of memory.

My inner animal revives.

Beware,that I am tame.

Beware philosophies.

Wherein I yield.







..what the fucl< does that mean?..

geeker2 05-14-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 647388)
Good grief already.

oh shut up

FGFan 05-14-2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 647391)
This is all very funny,Franny...don't think I am unaware of what you do.You are a very wicked witch.






If anyone calls you a witch, burn for him;if anyone calls you less or more than what you are,let him burn for you.


Uh, EXCUSE me what do I have to do with any of this?

I have not been in the dooryard for many, many, many pages back, right before you all became very naughty......
Sighty's boo-bees
Deb's icebox
and Franny's fanny

Trusty intrigued by Deb-O-Deb's icebox
Miss Kitty sistah singing as always...
geeker just being feline-onius...

and Patient Dave chiming right in...

OMG...:eek::D:eek:

I have been in the garden. planting rocks, lovely rock, stolen rocks at that, but they are coming along nicely, I think the conch shells are doing bettah though.

And btw Clydesdale, as I am a very wicked witch I shall not burn but the accuser will ignite in a clestial supernova that would delight a pyromaniac!!!! A-HA-HA-HA-HA.
Best you check for static before doing anything...:p

FGFan 05-14-2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 647410)
oh shut up

WTF is that picture of you in your avytar?????

FGFan 05-14-2010 01:00 PM

Ahem....LADIES of the Dooryard, and Geeker, and Patient Dave too I guess...I have an announcement to make..

Clydsedale might not like this but I am for sure going to out him.


Do you all realize he is secretly, well sort of secretly, trysting with yet another?

I found this out on the sly fox side of things, he says he is a wolf but he morphes into a fox at times.


I think interviews are in order this time around, although AH do believe this one will fit in nicely down here in the rabbit hole dooryard.

I think she can sing, she might be a witch and best of all she fights with petey too.

So what do all you dooryard denizens think, who's going to start the interview process..I have stolen rocks to attend.

:eek::D:p:{>:

clyde 05-14-2010 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 647410)
oh shut up


!!

clyde 05-14-2010 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 647440)
Uh, EXCUSE me what do I have to do with any of this?

I have not been in the dooryard for many, many, many pages back, right before you all became very naughty......
Sighty's boo-bees
Deb's icebox
and Franny's fanny

Trusty intrigued by Deb-O-Deb's icebox
Miss Kitty sistah singing as always...
geeker just being feline-onius...

and Patient Dave chiming right in...

OMG...:eek::D:eek:

I have been in the garden. planting rocks, lovely rock, stolen rocks at that, but they are coming along nicely, I think the conch shells are doing bettah though.

And btw Clydesdale, as I am a very wicked witch I shall not burn but the accuser will ignite in a clestial supernova that would delight a pyromaniac!!!! A-HA-HA-HA-HA.
Best you check for static before doing anything...:p


!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

clyde 05-14-2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 647447)
Ahem....LADIES of the Dooryard, and Geeker, and Patient Dave too I guess...I have an announcement to make..

Clydsedale might not like this but I am for sure going to out him.


Do you all realize he is secretly, well sort of secretly, trysting with yet another?

I found this out on the sly fox side of things, he says he is a wolf but he morphes into a fox at times.


I think interviews are in order this time around, although AH do believe this one will fit in nicely down here in the rabbit hole dooryard.

I think she can sing, she might be a witch and best of all she fights with petey too.

So what do all you dooryard denizens think, who's going to start the interview process..I have stolen rocks to attend.

:eek::D:p:{>:





Oh stop it.



The rocks....you stole them because they have been trained in Rock Fighting which is illegal.

I'm sure you took them from their Rocky Mountain habitat.

Or Empty Tram's head.....one of the two.


And I am not trysting.








You beast.

FGFan 05-14-2010 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 647479)
Oh stop it.



The rocks....you stole them because they have been trained in Rock Fighting which is illegal.

I'm sure you took them from their Rocky Mountain habitat.

Or Empty Tram's head.....one of the two.


And I am not trysting.








You beast.

Don't you mean witch?????

Be careful my herb garden is just thriving right now...potions to be EASILY cooked up....



but not made into chile, or is it chili soup?

clyde 05-14-2010 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 647491)
Don't you mean witch?????

Be careful my herb garden is just thriving right now...potions to be EASILY cooked up....



but not made into chile, or is it chili soup?




(Is it me....it's Sighty-Poo...right?)

Sightseek 05-14-2010 02:13 PM

It is NOT me. :mad:



:p

prudery 05-14-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 647447)
Ahem....LADIES of the Dooryard, and Geeker, and Patient Dave too I guess...I have an announcement to make..

Clydsedale might not like this but I am for sure going to out him.


Do you all realize he is secretly, well sort of secretly, trysting with yet another?

I found this out on the sly fox side of things, he says he is a wolf but he morphes into a fox at times.


I think interviews are in order this time around, although AH do believe this one will fit in nicely down here in the rabbit hole dooryard.

I think she can sing, she might be a witch and best of all she fights with petey too.

So what do all you dooryard denizens think, who's going to start the interview process..I have stolen rocks to attend.

:eek::D:p:{>:

You rang ???


More later ..

clyde 05-14-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 647495)
It is NOT me. :mad:



:p

Don't think the raspberries ( rasberries is spelled with a "p" in there? That can't be right--can it?) trump the hurt of that muggy face.




I hope you lose your black waist ribbon and never find it.

my miss storm cat 05-14-2010 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 647447)
best of all she fights with petey too.

Vic? :eek: :p

I'm completely lost. Shirley I don't have to backtrack and read the past billion pages do I?

Or do I...

Sightseek 05-14-2010 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 647536)
Don't think the raspberries ( rasberries is spelled with a "p" in there? That can't be right--can it?) trump the hurt of that muggy face.




I hope you lose your black waist ribbon and never find it.


Noooooooo! Not the black waist ribbon!

geeker2 05-14-2010 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 647442)
WTF is that picture of you in your avytar?????

why yes..I must have forgotten to shave

clyde 05-15-2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 647636)
Noooooooo! Not the black waist ribbon!



snarf!!


but yes..the bwr

Payson Dave 05-15-2010 11:46 AM

Franny... please bend over in the garden again.....






and again.....







now bend a little more to the left....




ahhh ... yes.... that's such a fine dupa


...


Uncly, dont be gettin no ideas here now....


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