But first...a thought.






Ah wonder where MonkeyFace KGB .007 could be???












:)











10.....Taking high heel walking practice.Wearing training pads on ankles.

9.......Went to Canada for ear reduction operation.

8.......Studying yon Dillingers GIC collection.Wants to look intelligent in launching counter attack against the Incomparable MORTE'.

7........In can...arrested for drinking while gelfing last night.

6........Pouting...did not receive invite to Nimrod Invitational.

5........Hiding since finding out a ceratin PREDATOR has singled him out from the herd.

4........Lost confidence buliding Sunglasses...cannot see sun.

3........Still in JoeyNoShoes thead ....fears something going on with the "renowned" writer and yon Dillinger.

2........Entered in Iron Cross Dresser Contest.....will try to solve challenging mobius strip while walking backwards through revolving door while wearing 4 inch heels.

1........Arrested again for applying lipstick with rocket launcher on public thoroughfare....what a mess.

I don't know what I would do without you and your fine journal,Zeke.

NoShoes would fill up 12 pages to say the same thing.

Why won't MonkeyFace get a pud enlargement?







Because yon Dillinger would want one,too.

I have decided since I am the Number One PREDATOR here...meaning IdonotchewmypreyImerelykillitandmoveon.....I think a new set of rules need to be laid down.




When in my near proximity...obey the following:




1....NO autographs.

2....NO photographs.

3....And ABSOLUTELY NO touching.

[quote=Mortimer]I have decided since I am the Number One PREDATOR here...meaning IdonotchewmypreyImerelykillitandmoveon.....I think a new set of rules need to be laid down.




When in my near proximity...obey the following:




1....NO autographs.

2....NO photographs.

3....And ABSOLUTELY NO touching.[/QUOTE]



oh darn!



PeeGarden will have a field day with that one!

=:>







PeeGarden IS a field day.

Druggy-Poo is going to be very upset when he sees the interview I posted with Discreet ScaredyCat:


Reporter: Good morning Mr. Cat, it has been said that you are very brilliant, do you agree?

D. Cat: I'm alright I guess, but you know who has the biggest balls in town? Street Sense. That dude carried the Juvie Jinx on his back to victory in the Kentucky Derby. I mean have you seen some of the holes he has bullied his way through? I wish I had those balls, heck...I need 4 months off if the wind blows by too quickly.

Reporter: Speaking of time off, how is your throat recovering?

D. Cat: Godolphin didn't want to ruin my good boy image, but truth is, I was being stalked by this dude, DrugS, and couldn't take the pressure any longer and took up chain smoking. I mean, the guy thinks I can walk on water and stuff...I can't even run on dirt on a regular basis!

Reporter: So when can we expect you to race again?

D. Cat: I refuse to run again until the State of New York recognizes my Civil Union with Flashy Bull.

Reporter: Such a shame. It was good speaking with you Mr. Cat.

D. Cat: Likewise.

Druggy-Poo is going to be very upset when he sees the interview I posted with Discreet ScaredyCat:
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ror!!



rule-eng en leff-eng!!!








FINE WORK!!!




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





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that was truely awesome. Shirley DrugS will get a kicky-poo out of that!

Druggie Poo takes his P_ussy













Cat




very seriously!

Why Sighty-Poo..




...I now have no doubt you can hear the music quite clearly.

I haD many before.....then it lessened...but now it is very obvious.





I'm pleasantly floored.

Really.






10 more pies for you:

OOOOOOOOOO

ror!!




I am now officially THE DRRRRAG-OWN!





UPS!





I mean THE PREDTAOR.











Do not fucl< with a meat eater......even though I merely kill it and move one.



Well I mean I do have to eat sometimes...but not often.

Neither Emily nor Erica are my girlfriend --- OR resemble a horse.

You are a bad person Mortimer!

!



Oh yes...I am a very bad person.

But I'm a little lost.... r u saying Sighty-Poo is Erica?

Lies! All of it!

The real Discreet Cat can blow bubbles with beef jerky.....

Be VERY affraid of him!

She is not....

That I know of anyway.


However, she will pay for using the Discreet Cat's name in vain.

Oh it's very bad to make fun of Miscreant Cat.


So Erica dumped you as well?

Don't take it badly...happens to the best of us.Why Carla dumped me for CJ,Bogs,AndyPanda,JK and LaBarge.....oh..and MiracleWhip.



I think you should give Sighty-Poo a chance...I really think it would work out well.

I think it best you use me as a mediator here.I know just how to do this.....would you like me to ask her if she would go out with you?




Let me know.

Well he has passed the once over test...right name...right jockey...right track. So far so good. Let's see what his program number is as well as a few other things.

Looking like a stage 5 ZC bet to me.

Hossy seems a bit down in the ash dumper as well.





Maybe I can help,sir.

Would you like to go out with KGB .007?








ROR!!


KIDDING-KIDDING!








Name someone....I can help....or would you rather I picked one out for you?

Just don't ask for BrownSugar....I don't think she likes me anymore.

ror!



It's yon Dillinger and KGB .007!