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clyde 09-29-2010 09:53 AM

Hey ITasteFunny..




..The 6 Secrets to Successful Handicapping;once book one was sold---they weren't secrets.




Get it?

clyde 09-29-2010 10:07 AM

I was in the Marines with Charley Howard from Alabama...really a good guy.



His wife was really nice..and very hot.

But he was nuts.

clyde 09-29-2010 10:15 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoJtN...eature=related

Sightseek 09-29-2010 10:36 AM

Yay, you're back!

blackthroatedwind 09-29-2010 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 700854)
Oh..you did see the Mrs. Sirloin...that's CM Oreo,don't ya know.

We're just engaged....so he's not the Mrs. yet.

He needs his divorce to come through.

clyde 09-29-2010 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 700939)
Yay, you're back!

Thank you evah sssso much!!!!









You have a BOING!

clyde 09-29-2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind (Post 700943)
We're just engaged....so he's not the Mrs. yet.



He needs his divorce to come through.





!



I'd dump 'im...really.

clyde 09-29-2010 11:02 AM

Andy..don't be a stranger.



Not a regular, but not a stranger either.

Only because you tend to drag groupies in.

But they do beat Stevie Groupies---as you know.

clyde 09-29-2010 11:36 AM

Stevie is now banned from Snowy Woods...and I'm not going to tell him. .

clyde 09-29-2010 01:09 PM

And I did start up back at evpn after I left here last night.

He doesn't know as much.

But it's still goofy over there and since Stevie begged me to stay here..well I just won't do much there.




They're already snotting off to me.

Which I like,as you know.

Ah wonder if Cat-Girl-Do has pretty legs?





Ah know Honula does.


O=:>

clyde 09-29-2010 01:09 PM

My paint set isn't working properly,Stevie.

Kasept 09-29-2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 700973)
Stevie is now banned from Snowy Woods...and I'm not going to tell him. .

Hmmm... Well that sucks.







How about the Cozy Dooryard? Am I banned from there too? Ahm hopin' not...

Kasept 09-29-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 700958)
Andy..don't be a stranger.



Not a regular, but not a stranger either.

Only because you tend to drag groupies in.

But they do beat Stevie Groupies---as you know.

NOTHING beats Stevie Groupies...







Wait... I have groupies?

Kasept 09-29-2010 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightykins (Post 700991)
I became a fan during the Smarty era and only bet $3,500 a year (more money actually goes into the track if you include money I've spent in going to tracks around the country in admission, meals at the track, DRFs (does the track get a cut?) etc.), but it all adds up amongst small player fans like me, no?

Meanwhile, I thought you would want to see this gem from Sighty in the smart thread about Rachel...

$3,500/year betting!

:eek:

C'mon! She spends more on goofy hats and Victoria's Secret poosh 'em ups than that!

clyde 09-29-2010 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701024)
Hmmm... Well that sucks.







How about the Cozy Dooryard? Am I banned from there too? Ahm hopin' not...


No..the Dooryard is still open to you.

clyde 09-29-2010 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701028)
NOTHING beats Stevie Groupies...







Wait... I have groupies?



fr&l-a!!!!

clyde 09-29-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701033)
Meanwhile, I thought you would want to see this gem from Sighty in the smart thread about Rachel...

$3,500/year betting!

:eek:

C'mon! She spends more on goofy hats and Victoria's Secret poosh 'em ups than that!

yer killin' me ovah heah!!!!


ror!





Sighty---kins!?

Sightseek 09-29-2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701033)
Meanwhile, I thought you would want to see this gem from Sighty in the smart thread about Rachel...

$3,500/year betting!

:eek:

C'mon! She spends more on goofy hats and Victoria's Secret poosh 'em ups than that!

At least I don't make fake wagers in the selections thread.

Kasept 09-29-2010 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 701041)
At least I don't make fake wagers in the selections thread.

Yes... You do have that going for you.. which is admirable.








(Is there an OTB in your backyard perhaps?)

clyde 09-29-2010 01:44 PM

eati cowi does

clyde 09-29-2010 01:45 PM

..uh...Miss Poo ( may I call you Miss Poo?)..do you really plop down 3500 per annum on horsey racing?...

clyde 09-29-2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701042)
Yes... You do have that going for you.. which is admirable.








(Is there an OTB in your backyard perhaps?)

spray!!

Sightseek 09-29-2010 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701042)
Yes... You do have that going for you.. which is admirable.








(Is there an OTB in your backyard perhaps?)

You didn't get it...



Good.

clyde 09-29-2010 01:49 PM

Sighty...=5 wants to bite another woman.

yes sir

clyde 09-29-2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 701052)
You didn't get it...



Good.


I have no commenty...other than this one is highly amusing!!

clyde 09-29-2010 02:26 PM

Well there I go again.

I think Sighty-poo is upset ...but this time it's Stevies fault.



Jesus,Stevie---you should ban you from the Padylock.

clyde 09-29-2010 02:28 PM

Oh my God...deletions.



This is bad stuff now.

Now I have to settle for EasyBake.

clyde 09-29-2010 02:29 PM

Am going back to evpn...and staying there.

Sightseek 09-29-2010 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701083)
Am going back to evpn...and staying there.

No one will pet you there....

clyde 09-29-2010 03:08 PM

This is so true.





Maybe I'll stay here then.

Until EasyBake starts again,at least.

Kasept 09-29-2010 03:20 PM

I never get to join in any of the rain dear games... :mad:

clyde 09-29-2010 03:45 PM

!!!!

phooey on you ,Stevie!!




You upset Sighty-poo.

I should have RockTard ruin your rep.




Gosh that sounds really bad.

Coach Pants 09-29-2010 03:50 PM

Ass Rent Vito

clyde 09-29-2010 03:56 PM

Yes,that's worse.

Kasept 09-29-2010 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701120)
!!!!

phooey on you ,Stevie!!




You upset Sighty-poo.

I should have RockTard ruin your rep.




Gosh that sounds really bad.

Oh Puh - lease... Sighty gets tormented endlessly in the snowy doorway and cozy forest... I tease her the teeniest bit and am made the target of phooies? There's something very wrong going on here...

clyde 09-29-2010 04:00 PM

Sighty..I apologize for Stevie's gross misconduct.



I have always said you are a very nice girl and worthy of only reputable comments.

Here's a pet for your fine head ( pet-pet)...annd a kissy for each eyelid ( kissy-kissy.)



I do appreciate the fragrance you do introduce here.

clyde 09-29-2010 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept (Post 701128)
Oh Puh - lease... Sighty gets tormented endlessly in the snowy doorway and cozy forest... I tease her the teeniest bit and am made the target of phooies? There's something very wrong going on here...

you are a very bad man!!!!!!!!




Ralphy,BeefHerky.........cap 'im.

Kasept 09-29-2010 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701130)
Sighty..I apologize for Stevie's gross misconduct.



I have always said you are a very nice girl and worthy of only reputable comments.

Here's a pet for your fine head ( pet-pet)...annd a kissy for each eyelid ( kissy-kissy.)



I do appreciate the fragrance you do introduce here.




Some predator... :rolleyes:









Ya big wussy...

Kasept 09-29-2010 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 701131)
you are a very bad man!!!!!!!!




Ralphy,BeefHerky.........cap 'im.

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize..."

Coach Pants 09-29-2010 04:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ZgVRJ-H8U


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