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Mortimer 03-31-2007 09:10 PM

HELL-OOOOOOOOOO.









Anybdoy home?






Am I being shunned?


Well I am going to have a short munch here and I'm sure one of my many fans will be back in from their Ohio State celebration upon my return.


Just remember....if you've been drinking whiskey....just forget it.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 09:40 PM

Hi.



BURP.




Excuse me.




I have ra-turned.





Interesting tidbit.

Did ya now Bonnie and Clyde each had over 50 shots go into them in that ambush?

Yup.

It's true.



A little on the overkill side if ya ask me.


Dangerous or not and right or not....I don't think law enforcement could do that today and have no reaction from anywhere.





It's sort of like racism.

Too many got away with that years ago...but not no more...and of course rightly so.

But ya know.......


....oh forget it.




Years ago my Dad was supervising our cherry bomb fun fest. He allowed me to set one under an old wash basin bucket.....about 3 feet across and and maybe 2 feet deep. Made of galvanized...don't ya know

Well sir....that thing blew about a foot off the ground....great fun.I then talked him into setting off 2 cherry bombs underneath that thing.


Any guesses out there in fanland as to what happened?




Anyone..just take a guess.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 09:44 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:05 PM

Well if you're not going to ask I'm certainly not going to tell you what happened to that basin.




And I can't answer CG if she refuses to clarify.



Ah wonder war PeanutShell is?


Now that is a very bad man.


I should answer a private question I was asked yesterday.

The answer is....no. I don't.


=:>






Anyone seen BuffonMommy lately?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:07 PM

I have a feeling there is a snitch on duty here.




Shouldn't be long now.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:10 PM

By my count:



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.............367

True Swine................................... 0



Would anyone like to try and avoid a shutout?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:11 PM

Mr. PP.




How about you..sir?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:13 PM

Whois HotFootJim?




And who is Johnny Pinhead??

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:14 PM

I see BetsyWetsy out there.



I seeee you...you little cutey pie!

Why don't you stop in and say hello...dear?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:15 PM

Oh well for goodness sakes.




Is everyone so afraid of me?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:16 PM

Don't you people have any pride!!?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:18 PM

Oh my God.




ror!!




This is too funny.

Shame on all of you.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:27 PM

Prediction:



THE FINE Ohio State University.............120

Flory-duh.......................................... 68



What do you think?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 10:31 PM

Oh phooey.



I have vaporized too many and now they all fear me.


Well I don't dislike you all...ya know.

I like some of you.

I really do.



Least you could do is say good bye.









God.

timmgirvan 03-31-2007 11:02 PM

Bye,Mort!

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:12 PM

ror!!


Bye Tim!!

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:30 PM

I am unispired here ...people.



Let's hear some chatter out there!!







=:>

timmgirvan 03-31-2007 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I am unispired here ...people.



Let's hear some chatter out there!!







=:>

May I suggest that you say something inspiring to ge the ball rollin?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:33 PM

Fair enough sir.






Give me a starter idea..if you don't mind.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:35 PM

How about this...


...don't ya think that Noah guy looks more like a girl than a guy?




Wasn't Discreet Cat putrid today?




How's that..Tim?

Coach Pants 03-31-2007 11:37 PM


timmgirvan 03-31-2007 11:37 PM

Oohh....I don't know...something short-lived...I thought you'd be prepared!

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:38 PM

Awww...PP.

You are such an intellectual.





Yes you are!

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
Oohh....I don't know...something short-lived...I thought you'd be prepared!

I gotta be honest here,Tim.



I'm like really tired and seem to be running out of gas.

I so hoped PeanutShell would be here.



But you've been very kind.

timmgirvan 03-31-2007 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
How about this...


...don't ya think that Noah guy looks more like a girl than a guy?




Wasn't Discreet Cat putrid today?




How's that..Tim?

Not bad! My suggestion to Noah is to get a style for that mop,and to stop the demonstrations.....kinda like it no big deal...I've been here before! And I missed the race....but horses aren't machines, so they're entitled to a bad day once in a while

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:42 PM

But....23 LENGTHS bad....................................Tim?

timmgirvan 03-31-2007 11:44 PM

why strain when the cause is lost? (this postulation is only for equines)

Coach Pants 03-31-2007 11:45 PM


Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
why strain when the cause is lost? (this postulation is only for equines)


Well that's true.

I'm just happpy Invasor won.




Give me the Monday night bb winnner.

I'm just kidding on that score...I would think the overwhelming vote goes to Florida.

Coach Pants 03-31-2007 11:47 PM


timmgirvan 03-31-2007 11:47 PM

I'm glad Invasor won also....and share your thought on the title game!

randallscott35 03-31-2007 11:47 PM

I much prefer your friend Andy to you Mort.

Coach Pants 03-31-2007 11:50 PM


Coach Pants 03-31-2007 11:51 PM


Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
I'm glad Invasor won also....and share your thought on the title game!

Good.




But I do think people forget one thing about Ohio State...I'm not predicting a win here.....but I will not be surprised at all by one.

Either way....anything less than a down to the wire game would surprise me.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35
I much prefer your friend Andy to you Mort.


Andy who?

Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:53 PM

Oh you little rapscallion PP!!




Off with you now!

Off to beddy-poo.

timmgirvan 03-31-2007 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Good.




But I do think people forget one thing about Ohio State...I'm not predicting a win here.....but I will not be surprised at all by one.

Either way....anything less than a down to the wire game would surprise me.

If Florida steps up their D like they did against the Bruins..it's lights out!

Coach Pants 03-31-2007 11:59 PM


Mortimer 03-31-2007 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmgirvan
If Florida steps up their D like they did against the Bruins..it's lights out!

If's are a big thing...don't you think?


My point is people do not realize the improvement in Ohio State....it's been exponential since that Fla. game.


They have great poise and confidence and lots of talent.This is not anywhere near the same team Fla.is going to see.


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