Be like the RCA wuffie.

Listen to this as she you read through wood carvings by itinerant imbeciles.


It helps...a lot.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuKeSUUK-A4

Good Morning,SportyFans.




Make sure you visit the Whole Food section at your grocery store of choice today.


For you girls,I myself am organizing a sit in over at the cucumber area.Easy Bake has already started the ball rolling...any other volunteers?

Shopping at Whole Foods would be similar to paying an organic human to s.hit in your mouth for 300% markup.

I love HoleFoods....it's a lot like Costco..you can't get out without spending $100.

Can I have the Deli section?

Sighty..do you see this?




Are you trying to make me look like a fool?

Oh boy.




Wouln't you rather watch Easy Bake sit on...I mean sit in?

Isn't their sushi great?

It's funny how people I went to high school with who had NO ATHLETIC ABILITY are on this whole food/marathon kick. They're all a bunch of pretentious c.unts posting their god damn triathlon times on facebook and talking about some organic p.ussy snack they got at Whole Foods.

I remember when they were in high school failing miserably at any athletic event and eating the square pizzas in the cafeteria. Now they're all enlightened with their f.ucking Dave Matthews Band and herpes simplex.

Fine work.

Sighty must be gay..as well as Ralph.




I expect a Danny enlightening any time now.

The marathon thing is big here, everyone has those 13.1 and 27.whatever bumper stickers on their cars and yes they all post their mileage updates on facebook....

Are you anti-Trader Joes too?

I'm anti-hipster. And when I go to places like that it's like a flashback to everything I hated about trends. There really is no difference in the health nut craze then there is in the trend that Kris Kross started with wearing clothes backwards.

It's the same type of a-hole.

I just never saw any of my trips to farmers markets or Whole Foods as trendy, but I guess I can see where you're coming from because that is how I look at people who only buy Coach bags or other designer clothing. I hate to cook and they provide healty prepared foods. If anything I'm doing something that very few people I know do...most people would rather trek to McDonalds and watch their asses grow.

I guess that was a Sighty Moment.

:p

I hope when you're courting that doesn't get revealed.

:D

Really..it's fun watching you flair the nostrils and get shirty.

I can bake cookies!

I don't like to handle raw meat. lol

I eat nothing but vegetables from the garden of eden and chicken from the sea.

OH MY GOT!!!!!!!!!!


That kind of thinkin' will get you a one-way ticket to Lilith Fair.