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Sightseek 03-25-2010 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Obviously he doesn't know you've been the main attraction at the Copacabana for the past few months.

That's why I'm the SENIOR IRS agent Geeker!:{>:

With yellow feathers in his hair?!

Rileyoriley 03-25-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
does being SENIOR get ya a special AARP card



We don't need AARP. We get free healthcare AND we don't have to pay taxes!:tro:

Rileyoriley 03-25-2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
With yellow feathers in his hair?!


To match his gray suit of course.:)

Sightseek 03-25-2010 08:32 PM

This explains so much.

Rileyoriley 03-25-2010 08:35 PM

You should hear him sing "Mandy". Brings tears to your eyes.:{>:

clyde 03-25-2010 08:54 PM

This is really ....bad.



I'm going back to calling PoachedAnts filthy names in the smart threads.

Sightseek 03-26-2010 07:39 AM

Morty,

Stevie was wondering if he could use..


!!!!!


Opps. Let's try this again.


Stevie was wondering when your fine horsey selections would posted?

geeker2 03-26-2010 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde
eauxh!!

gud wun!
Truth be told,I have them after my behind,too.
Cleveland?

Little behind on the news...ain't ya?



Oh yeah...I forgot Texas :{>:




and DeboDeb not only are IRS employees exempt - but all of their facebook friends too.



God Bless America

clyde 03-26-2010 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Morty,

Stevie was wondering if he could use..


!!!!!


Opps. Let's try this again.


Stevie was wondering when your fine horsey selections would posted?


!!


Fine work.


Oh keep yer skirt..whoa!!..I mean shirt on ( PLEASE!),tell Stevie he'll have them before the night is out---when it's dark.

clyde 03-26-2010 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
Oh yeah...I forgot Texas :{>:




and DeboDeb not only are IRS employees exempt - but all of their facebook friends too.



God Bless America

You said the fb phrase.


blech!







Stop it.

clyde 03-26-2010 08:48 PM

THE HORSEY'S BEHIND



I mean.... THE LANES END



I have delivered the cards to myself.

My oh my...look at my fine dupa.

WHEW!!





Anyhoo....







1...NightaMare


Will take place in the day time.



Crinkle...


trash can







2...DoublesPartner


Unfortunately,this is HorseyRacing.



Crinkle...


trash can






3....Darden


sit down Mr. Darden!!


And he will....at a very bad time.



Crinkle...


trash can






4...KettleRiver



What the fucl< does that mean!?




Crinkle...



trash can






5...Ranger Heartley



!!!!




6...OutHouse Man




Phooey!




nyooooow!




thud







7....NorthernTissue



blech




whiiiirrrrrrrr!!







8...Let'sNot



Agreed



Crinkle...


trash can






9...Dean's Kitten



Uh, Dean....................


Oh never mind.





squirt!

'"..''',,..:::;..;;--








10...



Sire was Invisible Ink.



Well the snow doesn't fall far from the white.


(Means I forgot the name of this hawsey...again.




Happens.)






Crinkle..




trash can









RogerH....the winnah.

geeker2 03-26-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde
You said the fb phrase.


blech!


Stop it.



Pardon me while I Tweet RogerH

clyde 03-26-2010 09:47 PM

Oh boy.

clyde 03-26-2010 10:15 PM

My I have the cards for the Louisiana Scurvy ( I like it..catchy name.)



Thank you,Ms. Surfside..I mean,oh never mind.

Hmmm..interesting dupa......yes....perhaps even bettah than mine.

Look at that thing...it is bettah than mine!




Nuts.





OK...let us do this thing.






1...HOtep



One of the Charlee ninja mutants.




Crink-EL!



trash can





2...Mission Impazible.


I think he's absolutley right.





whiiiiiirrrrrr!





3...FlyDown


He has great hopes for this one.

Of course, he could also be dense and will fall for that old ploy.

Either way----






....''''----,,,,






4...The Program


very interesting hawsey








nyoooooow!!





thud






5...A Little Warm


I'll bet Stevie Hasbeen picks him.





Crinkle...


trash can





6...Ron The Geek



A little stupid.







Crinkle...


trash can







7...DiscreetlyMine



keepah!





8...IslandSoul



Oh my...my mind drifted off and I thought about going back to the unfinished work, " N Trance%Egg's It."

Have to remember.


Now.....I forgot who I was talking about, therefor:





Crinkle..


trash can






9...StayPut



I think he will.





Crinkle...

trash can






10...ow! ow!! ow!!!



This is gonna hurt.





Crinkle..

trash can





11...Mister Mardi Grass




yuk-tuwee!!

What a disgusting name.






Crinkle...



trash can








12...Backtrack


Really a very bad name for a race horsey.





Crinkle...


trash can







13...Drosselmeyer




keepah











Number 7 to win.



Box 7-13 in case he doesn't.

clyde 03-26-2010 10:47 PM

All right now...let's keep the excited applauding down here.




The Sunland Birdy ( tweet)



1...Storming Saint



Gosh this is a real bad start.





El Crinkle...


el trash can-eo






2...Nacho Friend



Cute.



It disgusts me.





Crinkle...


trash can






3...Conveyance


If these names don't improve soon,I'm leaving.







4...McKenna's Justice



AWFUL!!






5...Endorsement


no!!





6...Classical Slew





STOP!!










7...Fog Alert






blech!!





I QUIT!!





NONE of them will win.

geeker2 03-27-2010 08:58 AM

I have put a quiet $20 win on your picks







if they lose










it will be necessary











to















godamity Steve ...................................... never mind

clyde 03-27-2010 10:47 AM

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

clyde 03-27-2010 10:48 AM

Gotta go,fellers.




Has been fun.

clyde 03-27-2010 09:44 PM

Another huge crowd tonight.

You know,sporty fans....many of you walk in eternal vapor lock.You will not enter into and have any influence on anyone's life---even that of a carp.


I,on the other hand,have had a great influence on every life I have entered.




Bad..it may be,but at least I do something.




Ever forget where you park your car? God,that's an awful experience.Have done that on too many times.People think you are either casing the lot or completely out of your mind.


Anyways---people do enter your life and a very few stay forever...some a long time,but not forever...and some a relatively short time...and he rest are in and out quickly.Man times we do not really follow some of these intrusions upon our own personal quiet time.



But we should.



I think you really need to analyze anyone who has entered your life and left it in less than one day, but more than 30 minutes.There may well have been a very good reason and you can't let that fly over your head.




I just shot another ant.



I have no time for those disgusting creatures.

The only reason they enter my life is to make it miserable.



I have been making up phone numbers and calling them....asking for made up names and changing the name each time...but have not caught a real number so far.

Who here would like me to call them?


Hurry up--have critical battery warning going on.


Jsut throw your number up o

herkhorse 03-27-2010 09:58 PM



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