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Mortimer 09-04-2008 06:10 PM

She said I was more attractive.

SCUDSBROTHER 09-04-2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Prior to Lynn Spears Palin - I believe the most famous alumni to ever come out of the University of Idaho was that cloned mule that won his debut in a mule race at the Stockton fair.

LOL...Since you brought up livestock, I do think most of the rest of the world thinks she's a low-class Cowgirl. I wish they had 2 on 2 debates. I'd love to see this Obama and her go at it. Pushed to the limit, she would call him something that is acceptable to say back home, but not acceptable in about 45 of the states she wants to represent. She pretty much set this up as big city versus small town country people, and that's the continued theme tonight(with white hillbilly women from Tennessee and Oklahoma talking like they are ready to race each other in covered wagons.) She is the best comedy since the early Cheech n' Chong stuff. Believe me, I don't wish he had picked someone else. This country girl trainwreck is gunna keep on entertaining. Now another Hillbilly(Lyndsey Graham from South Carolina.)

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:37 PM

She should provide good anchorage for McCain.I think it's good he got an un-nome.

If he doesn't know anything he can just say.."Hmmm..I think al aska ."



I think she's got a real pipeline into the oil situation.Her 2nd in command up there ,Esky Mo,told her not to have any aleutians about the state going to pot because it would be a cold day in hell before that happens.

SCUDSBROTHER 09-04-2008 08:39 PM

Are you kid'n me? They just admitted McCain n' his wife both lied to each other about their age? They actually brought that in on their own film? Why would they add that tidbit?

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
She should provide good anchorage for McCain.I think it's good he got an un-nome.

If he doesn't know anything he can just say.."Hmmm..I think al aska ."



I think she's got a real pipeline into the oil situation.Her 2nd in command up there ,Esky Mo,told her not to have any aleutians about the state going to pot because it would be a cold day in hell before that happens.


FINALLY real political insight in this thread!:tro: :tro:

pgardn 09-04-2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
She should provide good anchorage for McCain.I think it's good he got an un-nome.

If he doesn't know anything he can just say.."Hmmm..I think al aska ."



I think she's got a real pipeline into the oil situation.Her 2nd in command up there ,Esky Mo,told her not to have any aleutians about the state going to pot because it would be a cold day in hell before that happens.

Coming from someone who only cares
about the cleaved land of the female form.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
FINALLY real political insight in this thread!:tro: :tro:

Thank you.

It's been long over due.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Coming from someone who only cares
about the cleaved land of the female form.

And more important...is what??

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:44 PM

Mr. Wizzard is trying to think of a snappy comeback.

pgardn 09-04-2008 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Mr. Wizzard is trying to think of a snappy comeback.

snappy
snappy...

This is not the 50's sir.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:45 PM

Thank his luckies this isn't the LightningRound.

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Mr. Wizzard is trying to think of a snappy comeback.

I don't think he'd make a good VP choice. Snappy comebackers make the best VPs.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:47 PM

He's typing proof that paranoia can strike the same person twice.

pgardn 09-04-2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Thank his luckies this isn't the LightningRound.

Do not attempt a word war
as I will rip you assunder.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I don't think he'd make a good VP choice. Snappy comebackers make the best VPs.


OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Do not attempt a word war
as I will rip you assunder.

You couldn't melt ice in a cold war.

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Do not attempt a word war
as I will rip you assunder.


Leave Morty's ass alone.:mad:

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Leave Morty's ass alone.:mad:

OH MY GOD!!




You're scaring even me!!!!







YAY FOR DEBBIE!

pgardn 09-04-2008 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You couldn't melt ice in a cold war.

Schnikes that stings.

And the bass leaps high into the air, the
hook shakes free.

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OH MY GOD!!




You're scaring even me!!!!







YAY FOR DEBBIE!




I just don't want him putting your ass under........







OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Schnikes that stings.

And the bass leaps high into the air, the
hook shakes free.


That's atrophy worthy.

I wish there was a shrunken pud icon.

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Schnikes that stings.

And the bass leaps high into the air, the
hook shakes free.


I would like whatever you're smoking.

geeker2 09-04-2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
She should provide good anchorage for McCain.I think it's good he got an un-nome.

If he doesn't know anything he can just say.."Hmmm..I think al aska ."



I think she's got a real pipeline into the oil situation.Her 2nd in command up there ,Esky Mo,told her not to have any aleutians about the state going to pot because it would be a cold day in hell before that happens.

that was brilliant ...I am all Igloo :tro: :tro: :tro:

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
that was brilliant ...I am all Igloo :tro: :tro: :tro:



Phil :D went ice fishing.




He bagged a full tray.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2
that was brilliant ...I am all Igloo :tro: :tro: :tro:


OOOOOOOOOO

pgardn 09-04-2008 08:55 PM

Shun off


Had sex with Wally while Beaver watched.

Shun on.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I would like whatever you're smoking.


I wouldn't mind................................oh forget it.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
(:mad:)

fr&L-a!!!!

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Shun off


Had sex with Wally while Beaver watched.

Shun on.

Are you shunning us off?????:mad:

Well shun you too.

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Shun off


Had sex with Wally while Beaver watched.

Shun on.

Leave the shun on.....you're enough to bring BMP back.

SCUDSBROTHER 09-04-2008 08:57 PM

BRIDGETTE ain't going hungry anymore.

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER
BRIDGETTE ain't going hungry anymore.


But does she "shun"?

Mortimer 09-04-2008 08:59 PM

I'd like to .....................oh forget it.

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'd like to .....................oh forget it.


Shun Hun?

Mortimer 09-04-2008 09:02 PM

:o























thud

Rileyoriley 09-04-2008 09:04 PM

I think VP candidates should be required to make snappy comebacks and shun.

Danzig 09-04-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ateamstupid
Devil's Advocate, yeah sure. :rolleyes:

Obama wrote his convention speech, by the way.

Though I agree that he does say 'uh' a lot when not giving a speech.

perhaps you missed my point. i don't care how eloquent someone is, it means nothing, indicates nothing regarding leadership. i don't care if palin, or obama, brings tears to the deaf, their speech is so moving. it means nothing, it's window dressing.

geeker2 09-04-2008 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
perhaps you missed my point. i don't care how eloquent someone is, it means nothing, indicates nothing regarding leadership. i don't care if palin, or obama, brings tears to the deaf, their speech is so moving. it means nothing, it's window dressing.

Stuttering John for President!

pgardn 09-04-2008 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
perhaps you missed my point. i don't care how eloquent someone is, it means nothing, indicates nothing regarding leadership. i don't care if palin, or obama, brings tears to the deaf, their speech is so moving. it means nothing, it's window dressing.

shun off

I have a dream...

Ich bein ein Berliner...

Nothing to fear but Morton when he has PMS...

Shun on.


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