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Mortimer 06-30-2008 02:09 PM
Oh ..before I go.


Uncly...I didn't mean to be cruel with the " a lesbian". Not at all. I hope you did not take it that way because,as you know, .....ah love yo azz.

Antitrust32 06-30-2008 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
What do you call a lesbian with a long memory?



UnclyTusk.


my memory constantly fails me. So I'm UnclynoTusk

Mortimer 06-30-2008 02:27 PM
Good deal.




Poker with you just got more interesting.


=:>

Antitrust32 06-30-2008 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
UnclyTrust refuses to play 5 card pud.


But she will play follow the queen.





Jacks are better is another game she despises.

I do like to play Follow the b*tch.

The only poker I've played in tourey's is sissy hold em'.

I'll five card your pud anyday morty!

Mortimer 06-30-2008 02:38 PM
Give me a break already.




I am unbeatable at 5 or 7 card stud.



That's right.

That's what I said----unbeatable.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 02:55 PM
And now the ...CAH-SOL.. becomes public property as I have been promoted to a supervisory position at Draculas.....CAH-SOL.

I am due from several of you ladies photos in your undergarments...so I will check pm from time to time.















Don't disappoint me.

Antitrust32 06-30-2008 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Give me a break already.




I am unbeatable at 5 or 7 card stud.



That's right.

That's what I said----unbeatable.

:rolleyes:

FGFan 06-30-2008 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
And now the ...CAH-SOL.. becomes public property as I have been promoted to a supervisory position at Draculas.....CAH-SOL.

I am due from several of you ladies photos in your undergarments...so I will check pm from time to time.

Don't disappoint me.
Leaving so soon, I just entered the castle today.

Busy bees in here today.


Morte' when I said to you yesterday he would have to go through you to get to me....well that was dumb, your a ghost, he can just walk thru you.....:eek:

I think he cyber threatened me...yikes.

Rileyoriley 06-30-2008 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Oh thanks!!!!
The drama still continues....:D
Are you behaving yourself tonite Deb-O-Deb?
Be careful Geeker Cat she has VERY BIG dogs.

I ALWAYS behave myself.:rolleyes:

Rileyoriley 06-30-2008 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
I would love to get a peek at those Very Big ones :tro:

:rolleyes:

Rileyoriley 06-30-2008 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
And now the ...CAH-SOL.. becomes public property as I have been promoted to a supervisory position at Draculas.....CAH-SOL.

I am due from several of you ladies photos in your undergarments...so I will check pm from time to time.















Don't disappoint me.

You're going to be disappointed.:)

Mortimer 06-30-2008 08:01 PM
I'll say.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Leaving so soon, I just entered the castle today.

Busy bees in here today.


Morte' when I said to you yesterday he would have to go through you to get to me....well that was dumb, your a ghost, he can just walk thru you.....:eek:

I think he cyber threatened me...yikes.
Tell him you know he was Cratos on drf.... just do it.

You'll be happy you did.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I ALWAYS behave myself.:rolleyes:



rule-eng en leff-eng!!!

Mortimer 06-30-2008 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
I would love to get a peek at those Very Big ones :tro:

Believe me...you're wasting your time.

geeker2 06-30-2008 09:38 PM
Watch and learn Morte..the way to a women's Very Big Ones is thru her....























sorry..I got nothing
















are you sure they are not worth a peek?

Mortimer 06-30-2008 09:57 PM
..uh....what I meant was you'll never get even a flash...

Mortimer 07-01-2008 09:16 AM
I have redone Killing Me Soflty.

But if I type it...I will surely be killed.






So I won't.

Mortimer 07-01-2008 09:35 AM
My pm goes off in a permanent way in1 hour.


Let's not have me disappointed by the rest of you.

Mortimer 07-01-2008 09:47 AM
:mad:

Mortimer 07-01-2008 09:57 AM
Don't push me on the KMS redo.






It would be dangerous to my health and ,as you know, I will fold under pressure.

Mortimer 07-01-2008 10:13 AM
What's the matter with you people!!?

Mortimer 07-01-2008 10:18 AM
DON'T make me print this masterpiece.



AH DON'T CAH!!

Mortimer 07-01-2008 10:39 AM
Phooey On All Of You.




:L:

FGFan 07-01-2008 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
My pm goes off in a permanent way in1 hour.


Let's not have me disappointed by the rest of you.
Just as I was about to send you some pictures...to late now...:p

Mortimer 07-01-2008 11:54 AM
Franny...how dumb do you think I am?






I know what you're answer is going to be...so save it.

:mad:

FGFan 07-01-2008 12:28 PM
I had picked out a special one just for you.
Oh well your loss...:rolleyes:

Mortimer 07-01-2008 12:41 PM
Big Liah!

Rileyoriley 07-01-2008 01:18 PM
You are such an a** sometimes but I love you anyway.:) :{>:













And your a** too.;)




































By the way, it's Danzig's birthday today. Thought you'd like to know.

FGFan 07-01-2008 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Big Liah!
Really?


































thud

Mortimer 07-01-2008 01:59 PM
You are such an a** sometimes but I love you anyway.

Thank you so much.




As you know...it's a gift.













And your a** too.





:{>: ==============D :{>:




































By the way, it's Danzig's birthday today. Thought you'd like to know.


Oh.

Mortimer 07-01-2008 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
Really?


thud
Perhaps I should reopen my pm ?

FGFan 07-01-2008 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Perhaps I should reopen my pm ?
I dare ya...

Mortimer 07-01-2008 02:10 PM
It's already on.


Now I dare you....sissy.

Mortimer 07-01-2008 02:27 PM
:{>: :{>: :{>: ::{>:

FGFan 07-01-2008 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
:{>: :{>: :{>: ::{>:
Don't EVER reveal that picture to anyone,

no matter how much they beg,

or what torture you are being submitted to,

even if they put you on a rack in the dungeon

don't EVAH show that to anyone !!!!!!!

Mortimer 07-01-2008 02:41 PM
YOU KNOW IT ,SWEETIE!!


No one gets this baby.













WHEW!!

Antitrust32 07-01-2008 02:47 PM
i see you ignored my poker post in the vegas thread.

I know you are scared Morty.

And you should be.

Mortimer 07-01-2008 02:55 PM
i see you ignored my poker post in the vegas thread.

No I didun.

I know you are scared Morty.

No I'm not.

And you should be.

And you should be spanked by Dave Grayson.

Antitrust32 07-01-2008 03:03 PM
well maybe I should be (spanked by grayson dave I mean).

and you are scared.


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