Both of ya leave....and take yer damn dirty socks with ya....



now sighty-poo....about that condition of yours....

"This horse doesn't look overlaid to me"

But I've seen some that do

"What will happen on BC day if Jesus returns? Will they cancel the card?"

No they will just take it off the Turf

"which naughty females will be at mamouth on Saturday?"

;)


"Petition for Breeders Cup to be held at the OBS track next year"

"Suffy-Poo is tight...Real Tight!!"


!!!

no, they won't cancel.
wonder if he'd hit the pick six.

rode hard, put up wet.

:eek:

"Why don't horses have nice horns?








Because then the Riccola Bros. would want them ,too."

"Why is Lewis Michael shaking?






Because he ate Quaker Oats."

"What will they name DescreetCat's illegitimate son?









Indescretion."

"I saw a horse trailer the other day.









Name was Awesome Gem."

"If a dyselxic horse raced...could he win by a tail?"

" Well......snort!!.....The Predator will not select fine picks before their time.

They are drying right now.....but if you want to get bogged down....why be my guest.



I would look for them in the 11 to 12 time frame.....maybe sooner. No star sates his audience on time......you must always keep them waiting."

Well I see you two have scared all the fillies away

i see the thread is beginning to tail off. tis a shame, a fine work of art.

Morty doesn't need to post his picks. We all know Discreet Cat is going to win all the races. He's THAT good!

!!!!





But this thread was certainly a smashing success.....my congratulations to PillowPants.



It may be the only thread to ever stay on topic beyond post number 3.

PillowPants...not Art.

"I heard the grass is good today at Mamouth. How much for an ounce?"

So Morty,

You aren't going to join in on the contest?

"Will they be offering hash or citric acid at Mamouth today? Will my binoculars show the man Dick Cheney shot?"

" Who are you? r u Baffert"

"I see West Point is here. Will they attack Godolphin?"

" What?...no horsedradish? What about Arby's Horsey Sauce?"

"Who is Goddolphin?? Is he Baffert? "

"I heard Street Sense is going to be retired to stud. He's gay?"

"Is a human shoe bad luck?"

" !!!!!!!!"



"Dressage partners."

" What the fucl< is the WPS window? "

"I tried to pay my taxes at the IRS window."

" I would pay my WPS if I knew what it meant."

" I guess AwesomeGem has to be WAC'Ds mortal lock."