If only she had one.



cuddling up naked and kissing.

sipping on frozen drinks out of a straw

Yee of too much faith.

The resultant merging of the great minds named Rockwell,Monet and Vincent.

Well what's wrong with that?

I would just entitle it Things I like To Do With Emily....and list some more.





But you just said she doesn't have a heart.

Why waste for her then?

She had one --- but Discreet Cat eat it.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You must do this thing!!







It's a great idea!

Maybe it's DescreetCat you should be romancing DrugS.





How come you are not chasing Sighty-poo???

WORK GOOD!!



Oh this is great..it really is.






It should hang in the Louvre.

It goes with the location thing,too!












thud

gracias....

it IS fine work isn't it?

And she is a multicolored zebra...too!











thud

I just wish I was sparkly

Thebby in the sky with Stripeds!







thud

Sparkly??

Oh I get it.

ror!

Yes it is!



None finer have I seen.







This is my very best present!

Multicolored ThebbyZebra.....Allman will have to rewrite it.

I want to touch Thebby the colorful Zebra!

I've turned in my application for that honor --- but no one has yet to get back to me.


She likes Lawyers and Snipers.....I don't think she'd jive with my high level of humility.

But do you like her or just her naked?

If she has no heart...perhaps comparing her to something frozen isn't a bad choice. :p

DrugS;




I caught your message at the very end.I don't know about this IndianCharlie creature....but the eyeliner user Dispencer.....I know about him.



It's good you can make light of yourself.

She was my only love in high school.









I once even saved her from a psycho tie-dye wearing hippy tweaker who wanted to beat her up in her Science class.












It was ture love.....














If such a thing exists.

He posts in places you aren't allowed to go.....


He always takes clever little shots at me when he can.

I feel bad for you about Emily.I had no idea she was a high school sweetie-poo.



But IndianGirlie..I can do something about.






Can you bring the swine to me?

I shall.

Good.






We can do the Italian Rope Trick and then stick him in Steve's freezer.

The next bar-b-q should be fun.

Ahhhh, poor Druggie...I'm so touched by your love for Emily I promise to not make fun of your love for Discreet Cat












for one hour

There's no reason to love Emily anymore....










Discreet Cat on the other hand.......












He's the equine superman.

sounds naughty.

I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.

Hey ...thanks!



(God ......why did I ask?)




Interesting answer.




( sumwunkillme.)





It really was !





( sumwunkillmenow!)

Now I must go.

This has been good for you..I mean me.

I'm really going to miss me...you.



I can't thank me...everyone....enough.








Yes I can.


=;>

morty, i am here.

i'm not sure why though.

i was waiting for post #666 to make my presence felt. maybe i could get a double assist, from both you and drugS?

that would be a pretty clever little shot, wouldn't it??

how's this for a sign of the end of times? i have a bottle of yellow french's mustard on my desk and just now noticed that it comes from parsippany, new joisey!

i kid you not!

does anyone else here have mustard from parsippany? judging by the quality and quantity of morty's posts, i'd say he's a prime candidate.

oh, and you have my vote.

IridianCharlee;


I should start off by saying I have received copius pm's begging me to stay just a few more days.Many were signed with red lip blots in kissy -poo formation.

So I will....but only for a few.



Anyhooo...I was going to vaporize you,but since you finally voted for me I won't.




Funny thing though.I have a plastic bottle of Frenches mustard on my desk. Take a good close look at it.















SQUIRT!!!!!!

~`;'~`,`''``;










A-HAHAHAHAHA


Hey...ya look good in mustard!

Is there any way this can have a happy ending?


Or will you just go on hurting and pretending?

Oh gosh!..that was good!




Hi Pud.



The thing is...I will do anything to make some people happy even at my own risk.

Call me a schwantz.



Also call me a Johnny Appleseed...of sorts. Because I plant things all along the way...some to make people laugh...some to make them happy...and some to make TrueSwine angry.Some seeds can do all 3 .



I like them best.







Now you should go back home

Go back to your dome

Your poor head is on a find

Becuase it said I've lost my mind!

Oh Mr. nimrod BentMyPud.


I think you may be talking about my rewrte of AWSOP.




That has nothing to do with me...really...but about 2 other people.

And I copied and pasted it so I would have it right in front of me and replace their words with mine.



I mistakenly copied the thing at the end...something about ...if you like this ...e-mail it to a friend.


So I thought it would be funny if I used that with my words as well.











God you're stupid.

!!


OOOOOOOOOO






Never forget my predatory manner.

can we please get this thread going again?

i really really really reaaaaaaaaaaaally want to get post six hundred and sixty six as mine.

which means including this post, there are only sixty nine more to go!!

wow, another clever little shot!

Oh that was soooo funny.



Why don't you just come out and ask Sighty-Poo for a date?








I mean to go out with her.


Your innuendo dropping is boring...just ask her ya big sissy!

i dont know, i was thinking of asking thebby, whatever or whoever that is.