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Mortimer 03-22-2007 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
That's fine. I wouldn't feel it right now. They haven't been doing "well" all night.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!





I didn't understand much of that.






But that's probably a good sign.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
I am excited about the races at Turfway Saturday.

Oh.




I will cheer for you.

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I know this is hardly the place for a serious question, but are you really? I started looking at them. I can't stand Turfway but almost feel compelled to play them.

Morty is usually hot on Lane's End Day.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Morty is usually hot on Lane's End Day.

Today was enough of a present.



I almost fainted at the end there.








Wocky DID faint!

Mortimer 03-22-2007 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
That's fine. I wouldn't feel it right now. They haven't been doing "well" all night.







HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!




So how are you feeling now?

Cajungator26 03-23-2007 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
So how are you feeling now?

I feel fine...

On second thought, my head is spinning. No more drinking for me on a "school" night. UGH.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 07:55 AM

Had you answered "my head is spinning" the first time you would have won a prize.



But ya didn't.

Too bad.

jman5581 03-23-2007 08:11 AM

Did someone in this room "poke" me?? :eek: :D

Cajungator26 03-23-2007 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Did someone in this room "poke" me?? :eek: :D

Guilty as charged. I hadn't "poked" anyone before, so you were my first.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Did someone in this room "poke" me?? :eek: :D




You would have to ask your cry baby friend.

jman5581 03-23-2007 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Guilty as charged. I hadn't "poked" anyone before, so you were my first.

Responding to Caj,

For the record, I did not "poke" back! hahahahaaha :)

Cajungator26 03-23-2007 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Responding to Caj,

For the record, I did not "poke" back! hahahahaaha :)

Too funny. :D

Out of curiosity, what happens when you get "poked?" I don't even have my profile set up. I guess I'll have to do that later on when I get home from work.

jman5581 03-23-2007 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Too funny. :D

Out of curiosity, what happens when you get "poked?" I don't even have my profile set up. I guess I'll have to do that later on when I get home from work.


Well, depending on who you ask.... YOU pick the most probable answer.

A) a finger reaches through your computer screen and pokes you on the shoulder
B) something goes MooooooooOOOOOO
C) you get a message on your homepage that says "Jamie Smith 'poked' you"

Cajungator26 03-23-2007 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jman5581
Well, depending on who you ask.... YOU pick the most probable answer.

A) a finger reaches through your computer screen and pokes you on the shoulder
B) something goes MooooooooOOOOOO
C) you get a message on your homepage that says "Jamie Smith 'poked' you"

Ok, SMART A$$. :p

I'll take a guess and go with C, although A and B are definitely more entertaining thoughts. LOL

Mortimer 03-23-2007 08:46 AM

Ya just can't buy stuff like this.

jman5581 03-23-2007 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I'll take a guess and go with C


Correct.

Mortimer 03-23-2007 08:56 AM

Double Elimination HangMan is more exciting.

Grits 03-23-2007 09:36 AM

House hunting . . . felt the need to drop by.

Small, needs more light, tad dank.

Just my swill.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 06:20 PM

Well now.....



.....it's mighty dead in here.






Oh I don't want to be Callaworthy anymore.


MAYBE I COULD BE HAL AGAIN.




WAIT A MINUTE.





MAYBE I COULD BE HAL......AGAIN..







Nah.







What about Dirt 'n Turf Morty?






I'm sick of him too.








Someone new.









And not White Fang either.








Someone reeeeeeally good.










I need inspiration.










Maybe Dr. Rubcism Flibmf....discoverer of the only known white CheapWhiskeyDancer in the whole wide world........and he found her in......







..........Duluth!








Oh my God.










Tahiti!






YES!









It may work......it just may work.









But where do I go with that?










Am I stupid...or what?









I think I'll just be me.












WAIT!!












BILL DULLEST!!!!









THAT'S THE TICKET!!




I haven't been him in in a long time!











Tune in later.











Should be fun.

Grits 03-24-2007 08:56 PM

Note to self:



I'll wait with infinite patience.

Grits 03-24-2007 08:58 PM

Pgardn, but he means well, very well. Maybe, its not a guy thing. (wink-nudge)

Mortimer 03-24-2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grits
Note to self:



I'll wait with infinite patience.

Oh that was a good one.






I'm getting in character.

And I guarantee you he will be late.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grits
Pgardn, but he means well, very well. Maybe, its not a guy thing. (wink-nudge)


What's with the facial tinks and body jerks?

Coach Pants 03-24-2007 09:20 PM


paisjpq 03-24-2007 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
ror!



WHAT THE FUCl< ARE YA DOIN' ???

stop it.
let it go. both were removed.

Coach Pants 03-24-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
stop it.
let it go. both were removed.


Mortimer 03-24-2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
stop it.
let it go. both were removed.

Oh I was just kidding on the last one.




But you know,ma'am, I always get darted first....the instigater doesn't get darted until I ask for justice.


I feel I am being picked on.


I must insist Mr. Pee Garden bebooted from this site.


He is a very bad man.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 10:04 PM

And now I am not going to be Bill Dullest.




I'm afraid you have ruined it for everyone.

paisjpq 03-24-2007 10:06 PM

you don't get to insist. that is all i will say.

paisjpq 03-24-2007 10:22 PM

getting me fired might be the greatest gift you could give me.

Mortimer 03-24-2007 10:28 PM

GOO-FOO!!





Oh my...whew!

That was highly amusing!

Ten pie-er!

Grits 03-24-2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
What's with the facial tinks and body jerks?

A severe case of Saint Vitus Dance, I think.



Gets worse when I start to tire.



I've been handicapping all day Morty.

pgardn 03-24-2007 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh I was just kidding on the last one.




But you know,ma'am, I always get darted first....the instigater doesn't get darted until I ask for justice.


I feel I am being picked on.


I must insist Mr. Pee Garden bebooted from this site.


He is a very bad man.

Oh good lord. He calls me pee garden cause he knows I have to use a catheter.
And then he wants me beebooted. Does anyone know what it is liked to be beebooted while wearing a catheter...

Mortimer 03-31-2007 07:28 PM

Good evening.



I'm sorry I left abrupty on Friday evening,but had to catch a plane that night to tape a few future shows with Mr. Andrew What'shisname.....I was his special guest.


So anyhooo....I am just now back in and would like to ask Shor....I mean CajunGator what in the world she is talking about in that thread since closed .....I would think because I had left it.




And would be happy to chat a few minutes with anyone who appreciates my empathetic manner and good ,strong conversational skills.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 07:34 PM

Perhaps everyone is out celebrating that lopsided victory tonight enjoyed by THE Ohio State Mad Dog Fighting Buckeyes.


Those cheaters and lucky sons-a-guns have waxed the behinds of the poor Hoyas.





Maybe I'll check back later.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 08:07 PM

I guess not later enough.


If anyone does drop by I just hope they haven't been drinking whiskey.




And how about that Invasor...aye?

Discreet who???

Mortimer 03-31-2007 08:51 PM

What about about 43 Man Squamish?

Any 43 Man Squamish fans out there?







Movies!

Huge movie fan here.


HUGE.


Do ya like to critique?.....Discuss!?




I would still like to know what Shor...I mean CajunGator meant.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 08:56 PM

Anyone one up for word association?






Ya know......you say a word and I'll say the first thing that pops into my noodle.

Mortimer 03-31-2007 09:02 PM

Or.................



....conversely...I'll say a word and then you say the first thing that pops into your noodle!



Fair enough?







Whadaya say?


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