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Mortimer 10-18-2007 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Thank you sir. You will be one of my groomsman in the wedding.


Take a look at Chiara and get back to me.








Gangbusters.

Mortimer 10-18-2007 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Hot, but too much hair for my taste.



Oh we're all different I guess.


She looks a little older and has that threatening look ....quite exciting as I love to be scared to death.



And the hair gives great balance to that animal like mane of hers.











And I really hate Boston all the more. I don't like to get personal with these guys, but I really hate the heads of that Josh guy and the closer.




I was squishing them off and on.









Yuk....they disgust me.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 10:11 AM

Hey Dannie...guess you don't resemble anyone either.






Boy Suffies next vacay to Iceland is going to be mighty crowded.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 12:03 PM

HEY!!




Who darted Chiara??

Mortimer 10-19-2007 12:06 PM

THEEEEEBY.




Did you do this thing?

Mortimer 10-19-2007 12:38 PM

Oh well.



Back to the boring stuff.


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Christina Rossetti (1830–1894)

In an Artist's Studio


One face looks out from all his canvases,
One selfsame figure sits or walks or leans:
We found her hidden just behind those screens,
That mirror gave back all her loveliness.
A queen in opal or in ruby dress,
A nameless girl in freshest summer-greens,
A saint, an angel—every canvas means
The same one meaning, neither more nor less.
He feeds upon her face by day and night,
And she with true kind eyes looks back on him,
Fair as the moon and joyful as the light:
Not wan with waiting, not with sorrow dim;
No as she is, but was when hope shone bright;
Not as she is, but as she fills his dream

Mortimer 10-19-2007 01:47 PM

CHRISTINA has been so kind as to appear on my fine thread.

--------------------


How are you Christina?



I'm fine...and you?


Oh swell...thanks for asking. That was a beautiful poem you wrote.



Thank you..and may I say you are a very sexy man?




Oh ..you. You're very kind.



Now,Chrstina, you wrote that poem...when?






It was around 1870.




Oh...yes.....I notice it was just around 20 years or so later that you...........



....uhm..................................may I ask you a personal question?








Well I hope so Mortimer!!




ror!...oh you stop that!



Anyhooo.............uh...Christina.......


...aren't you dead?








Why ....yes.

I am.










Oh boy.








I have to go now...hey great having you on the thread!!




BYE!!!!

Mortimer 10-19-2007 02:45 PM

Well I think everyone has had their fill of me.

God knows I have of you.





This should be my last post.

I certainly hope so.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Sissy. And if I had access to the baby picture, I'd put it up.


Don't disappoint me.









:)

Mortimer 10-19-2007 03:33 PM

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!



I shan't forget me.







I mean you.








Thebby thief.





















=:>

Coach Pants 10-19-2007 04:45 PM

Did Steve Asmussen's lawyers demand my BC thread be locked?

Danzig 10-19-2007 06:19 PM

saw it was locked, figured there had to have been a bit of furniture re-arranging as well, as what's left didn't look too salty.

too bad i missed all the excitement....

Danzig 10-19-2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Looking back at things it wasn't as bad as the old days, but some real nasty stuff was said about another posters mother. No room here for that s hit. Hopefully he's long gone.


i thought everyone here was too old for 'your mama'. that's ridiculous.

hi_im_god 10-19-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I think everyone has had their fill of me.

God knows I have of you.





This should be my last post.

I certainly hope so.

winter haiku for mort:

snow falls quietly

the predator pisses then

kidney for dinner


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