Goodnightypoo-kins to all Mortimer's Girls.


Into beddy-poo you go...I'll tuck you in and kiss you on your cheek...and tell you how pretty you are.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeqN-uqahI8

Damn, I've been up for an hour and it's still dark, wish gooey would come take off these handcuffs.

Don't say I didn't warn ya!

http://www.accuweather.com/video/906...mes-nicole.asp

But how are you typing then?



OMG :eek:

Forget it, please don't answer....................................

Nicole!......A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! What a stupid name.



Stick that into an anagram,won't be as funny as the original.Who would hang that name on someone?

:mad:

Clyde is only cool when used as a barn name for Get Stormy.

Someone is trying to change their name.



But really,Nickel isn't so bad..so different ...so catchy.

How about to Penny? Make sense?



What about Dolllar Billie?

I think it wise to stop making fun of the name,Nickle...so I will.

You are a wise Sherpa.

there once was a girl named Nickle
she got herself in a pickle
so she changed it to Penny
took up her hemy
and sales went up in a winkle!

:D

Sherpa's can be a little dense sometimes.


I thought you were at lunch.

Phooey.

Thank you ssssssssso much.



You take innocent banter very well.

I enjoy my Whole Foods at my desk.

:D

I have decided to rank the hotties, Mortimers Girls, every so often.



This is based on all the ,unfortunately, neck up only photos they have sent me.This and their displayed love for me on this site will be the determining factors for that particular ranking time frame.



BOING! = one woody





Heah we go:








1...Sighty-poo---BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!

2...Gooey---BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!

3...EasyBake---BOING!BOING!BOING!

4...Cat-Girl-Do---BOING!BOING!

5...Franny----BOING!






The rest of the MG's failed to register.You girls have work to do.

Do we get special Mortimer's Girls jackets?

..uh,no..

oh.

Business cards?!?!

spit!

I feel a little bettah now.





But I need someone to pet me.

I got BOINGED more by.....






Oh never mind.:D

You see what you just said?




That's why you were in 3rd place.

If you pet him I'm sure he'll BOING! away. :D

Very funny,Sightski.




But you never know when the new ratings will come out.

And I am checking my list---twice.

Do we get extra points for being both naughty and nice?

Naughty is nice!



But snotty is minus BOINGS! 4 u.

hey!!



I'm locked out of the Padlocky again.

Fucl< the dildo that carped about me this time.

They have no guts.

I am about this close ( i ) to going back to the evpn horsey board....even closer than that.

Maybe you didn't give Stevie enough Boings.

DEBBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





stop it!!

Just trying to help.:{>:

I don't mind so much being banned from a room ( don't you believe it!! ),but when I am not told why...that's where I go psycho over coke so- cares like that.

Blow me.












please!!

Like Rachel, Stevie wanted to admire his Esoteric Champion where he belongs.

Which is it? Pet or blow? Either way, I'll need more BOINGS.