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clyde 05-02-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 642580)
"Motherhen" clucked up. I will be traveling in the "ice box".:D

Gosh,I really like this!





!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!



You cluck.





=;>

clyde 05-02-2010 12:48 PM

I should finish the Len Lenetti story and my dream right now,but I don't feel like it.

my miss storm cat 05-02-2010 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 641665)





BrownSugah...the cards, please.


Thank you ssssso much,Dahling.

Kiss-Kiss.


bad!!

Sorry I'm late but okay I'm ready for the Derby now...:p

nomad 05-02-2010 08:55 PM

Excellent analysis
 
It was almost as good as this one:

Super Saver: Comes out of the gate well, which is probably a lot more important in this race, and is probably in pretty good position to be up with the front-runners, where he likes to be. Also looks to have staying power. I don't know who this jockey of his is though, C H Borel - if he sucks, then he's definitely going to choke in this race and probably start bumping people or something stupid like that, so I wouldn't go with him. If he's good and I just haven't heard of him, then I like this pick.

In summary, I like Super Saver and Devil May Care




Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 642240)
Now to finish this thing.




7...American Big Liah






whiiiiiiiirrrr!!!!






8...Geekers Kitt-ay-ah Katt-ay


blech





Crinkle...


trash can






9...MakeMusic4Me



I llllike him!!




keepah






10...Dumb As.s O' Fucl<-o




vomit





Crinkle..


trash can







11...BeelzebubDoesn'tGiveAFucl<



So neither do I.




Crinkle..



trash can.






12...Conveyance


Real estate term.

Should stick with deed exchanges.




Crinkle..


trash can





13...JacksonBend


Ah don't thank so.


But I am unshore.





keep for now






14...MissionImpossible


I am like sssssssso happy he realizes it.







Crinkle...


trash can






15...DiscreetlyMine


This is not the time to be discreet...nor mine.


That makes him a double wobbler.

Not good.






Crinkle...


trash can







16...AwfulAct


Reminds me of Del Yount.

What a ham sandwich.






Crinkle...


trash can





17...Bubblin'


The most prestigious race in the world and this fool takes a bubble bath.

Only the drunken Irish swine.






Crinkle...


trash can








18...BackSass


A little snot face birdy told me.




Keepah.







19...HomeBoyKris





Get lost...your name makes me want to spit.






Crinkle..


trash can









20...SidneysCandyA.s.s



Yet another Santa Anita gem.






More like bauxite.






Crinkle...


trash can.










Now I have to assemble this mess---hang on.


Antitrust32 05-03-2010 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 642225)
...huh?...

I'm her Triple L :):{>:

clyde 05-03-2010 08:52 AM

Oh my God.





But I'm not dizzy.













..uh-oh....now I am...



















thud

clyde 05-03-2010 08:53 AM

Oh..Uncly,can we get a quick view from that beautiful face of yours??




Just one more time.

Antitrust32 05-03-2010 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 643445)
Oh..Uncly,can we get a quick view from that beautiful face of yours??




Just one more time.

you wanna see my boo bee's??? Is that what you mean by "face"?

clyde 05-03-2010 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 643451)
you wanna see my boo bee's??? Is that what you mean by "face"?


!!!!!!!



ror!!......not that I wouldn't, but was asking about the face.









Would you like to go to private??

Antitrust32 05-03-2010 09:11 AM

now you want a pic of my PRIVATES!?!?!?


do I at least get flowers & dinner first?

clyde 05-03-2010 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 643456)
now you want a pic of my PRIVATES!?!?!?


do I at least get flowers & dinner first?



spit!!




Oh forget it.

Yer worse than Debbie.

That's pretty bad.

clyde 05-03-2010 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 643198)
Sorry I'm late but okay I'm ready for the Derby now...:p

Oh boy.




But you do have sizzle in the griddle---fine work...really.

clyde 05-03-2010 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomad (Post 643295)
It was almost as good as this one:

Super Saver: Comes out of the gate well, which is probably a lot more important in this race, and is probably in pretty good position to be up with the front-runners, where he likes to be. Also looks to have staying power. I don't know who this jockey of his is though, C H Borel - if he sucks, then he's definitely going to choke in this race and probably start bumping people or something stupid like that, so I wouldn't go with him. If he's good and I just haven't heard of him, then I like this pick.

In summary, I like Super Saver and Devil May Care




Whoever said it....squirt him with mustard.

geeker2 05-03-2010 09:42 AM

nice work my friend..I was with DeboDeb in the box..in fact I boxed the box.

Antitrust32 05-03-2010 10:38 AM

I heard something about Deb o Debs Box. you caught my interest.

geeker2 05-03-2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 643490)
I heard something about Deb o Debs Box. you caught my interest.

;)

clyde 05-03-2010 03:46 PM

Well looks as though Geeker and Uncly are yukking it up over Debbie.

And I am going to pay for it as she always blames me.



I hope you are proud of yourselves.....it's another fine mess you two have gotten me in.

clyde 05-03-2010 03:56 PM

Really pressed for time.

Here is what DollarBill told me to listen to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkY-BkfHfSk


Was amazed how he solved the dilemma I was experiencing.I do believe he was a dream, but shows how dreams can be so helpful in smoothing the rough spots of reality.

Actually makes a lot of sense if you think about this.


I can follow it all now. The first part was just a dream---a fantasy.








Now that I can..........

...GoodNighty-poo-kins to all you little kiddies....sleep well and dream true.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

geeker2 05-03-2010 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 643612)
Well looks as though Geeker and Uncly are yukking it up over Debbie.

And I am going to pay for it as she always blames me.



I hope you are proud of yourselves.....it's another fine mess you two have gotten me in.


I am sure DeboDeb will go easy on you .....this time :baby:;)

clyde 05-03-2010 06:47 PM

She goes animal on me when others create disturbances.




Thanks for your wish, but I'm toat.

Rileyoriley 05-03-2010 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 643691)
She goes animal on me when others create disturbances.




Thanks for your wish, but I'm toat.

What the hell is "toat"? :zz:

Rileyoriley 05-03-2010 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 643474)
nice work my friend..I was with DeboDeb in the box..in fact I boxed the box.

Was that you????


Morty! We need a new lightbulb in the ice box so I can see who I'm boxing with.

Rileyoriley 05-03-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 643490)
I heard something about Deb o Debs Box. you caught my interest.

:{>::D

geeker2 05-03-2010 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 643709)
What the hell is "toat"? :zz:

A person who has a tattoo on his/her chest.

Tattoo On A Teat


It has other meanings ...but come on..... it came from Clydeeeeeeee :)

clyde 05-04-2010 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 643709)
What the hell is "toat"? :zz:

It's from Petey...he can't say "toast."

clyde 05-04-2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 643780)
A person who has a tattoo on his/her chest.

Tattoo On A Teat


It has other meanings ...but come on..... it came from Clydeeeeeeee :)


See above.

clyde 05-04-2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 643716)
Was that you????


Morty! We need a new lightbulb in the ice box so I can see who I'm boxing with.

Oh would you look at that time....gotta run!

clyde 05-04-2010 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 643720)
:{>::D


whoa!!




Check please!!

geeker2 05-04-2010 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 643914)
It's from Petey...he can't say "toast."

What the hell is "Petey"?:zz:

clyde 05-04-2010 10:48 AM

BoneMustard....something like that.


He makes commentys here on NT.

Have planted him under the Thistleydowns bushes many,many times.

clyde 05-04-2010 12:51 PM

..uh-oh....ahm gonna get darted.....I slimed The PhilSki...




..but he did ask for it.

A true doorknob is he.

clyde 05-04-2010 12:56 PM

Can only imagine how many pm's and e-mails fly around here regarding my very own sef.



Too bad....kiddies enjoy me...the ancient enjoy me....of the rest---only those who hear the music enjoy me.




Most of you here are so tone deaf and full of yourselves you couldn't get past London Bridge is Falling Down.

Antitrust32 05-04-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 643988)
Can only imagine how many pm's and e-mails fly around here regarding my very own sef.

.


how very humble of you!

clyde 05-04-2010 02:47 PM

Why,thank you.




I enjoy being a star---as you know.

Antitrust32 05-04-2010 03:13 PM

twinkle twinkle my little star!

clyde 05-04-2010 06:07 PM

Your pus.sy is sssssssssssssssssssssso hot!!!!

Rileyoriley 05-04-2010 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 643914)
It's from Petey...he can't say "toast."

Oh. I don't have a "toat" but I do enjoy my toast first thing in the morning.;)

clyde 05-05-2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 644179)
Oh. I don't have a "toat" but I do enjoy my toast first thing in the morning.;)


Yoy.



That winky face says you getting toasted first thing in the morning.....................oh forget it.

clyde 05-05-2010 09:49 AM

We Dooryarders have no fear of anyone nor anything.



This is good.

Anyways...FatPat Cummings is mekin' me sick!!

A big liah and a Sirloin Groupie.





blech!!

Sightseek 05-05-2010 10:58 AM

I'm more of a filet person myself.


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