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Sightseek 06-30-2008 11:25 AM

This is how Druggie feels when you go away....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR54rkz1sek

Sightseek 06-30-2008 11:26 AM

He does his hair like that too.

Sightseek 06-30-2008 11:28 AM

Uncly Trusts and Morty's Poker game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwQN5PyXu0

Antitrust32 06-30-2008 11:28 AM

I cant believe you actually think you could beat me


excuse me..


BEAT ME !?!?!?





at poker!


That's a ROR if I've ever seen one!

Mortimer 06-30-2008 11:30 AM

BARF!!!








Someone kill that piano player.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Uncly Trusts and Morty's Poker game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwQN5PyXu0





thud...again

Mortimer 06-30-2008 11:34 AM

You seem a bit overconfident,Uncly.


What poker do you play? Sissy Texas Hold 'Em?

Mortimer 06-30-2008 11:39 AM

they're munching at the ..CAH-SOL
out widening hips
getting big in the ...DOR-SOL,
of course-ol..they have yet to taste my lips





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHDeB7-31-8

Mortimer 06-30-2008 11:52 AM

I have redone Kiss On My List.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it........... Kiss On My List.












My friends wonder why I can easily get your bra off you all of the time

What can I say

I don't feel the need to give such secrets away

You think maybe I need help, no I know I'm right all right

I'm just better off not listening to friends' advice

When they insist on blowing my bliss

I tell them this

When they want to know what the reason is

I only smile when alive, and I tell them why

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist

(Because your tits are what I miss) when I turn off the light

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see

Did the night just take up your time, 'cause it means more to me

Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, I want

Regret what I've done, regret you? I couldn't go on

But if you insist on blowing my bliss

I'll tell you this

If you want to know what the reason is

I only smile when alive, then I'll tell you why

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist
I really miss

Ahhh, (Because your tits) your tits are on my lips

(Because your tits your tits are on my lips

Because (your tits are on my lips) of the best things in life

(Because your tits) your tits are on my list

Even thought they're no bigger than me fist

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:04 PM

MOR-TE' BOOM I YAY!!


MOR-TE' BOOM I YAY!!

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:09 PM

How do ghosts get their thrills?






By riding roll-a-ghosters.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:14 PM

If humans only knew what ectoplasm really was.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:15 PM

Hint:it has to do with female ghost hand jive.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:18 PM

What do you call a ghost bank robbery?




A polterheist.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:26 PM

What do you call a Venutian ghost recording?



ETP.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:26 PM

Someone stop the Franklin Ghost.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:27 PM

He is too funny.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:31 PM

The 5th annual MoonWalk Contest is this weekend.


Please...no dyslexics.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:39 PM

Humans are so dumb...they think cold spots are us.



Those spots are where we hang our polter ice caps.











A-HAHAHAHAHAHA

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:44 PM

What do ghost cab drivers do.






Fare passengers.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 12:54 PM

What do you call beryl and calcite who haunt?








Mineral Spirits.

Antitrust32 06-30-2008 01:01 PM

:tro:

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:tro:


Thank you.



VERY much.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:05 PM

Mr. Diaper never hangs around

when he hears this mighty sound

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

that means SightyMouse is on her way!!

Sightseek 06-30-2008 01:07 PM

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geeker2 06-30-2008 01:07 PM

You are on a roll...don't give up!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=xndD7PmnxAs&feature=related

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
..



!!!! =================D !!!!

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2


Oh boy.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:19 PM

Should pies be replaced by puds?








nah

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:23 PM

she wore an.....itsybitsyteenyweenyblackwaistribb-on-ee-nee


that she wore for the first time today


then someone....yankeditoffherohgeez-ow-ee it was done by kgb-ee


now her dress refuses to stay






YAY!!

Sightseek 06-30-2008 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
she wore an.....itsybitsyteenyweenyblackwaistribb-on-ee-nee


that she wore for the first time today


then someone....yankeditoffherohgeez-ow-ee it was done by kgb-ee


now her dress refuses to stay






YAY!!




































Thud!

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Thud!

=:>

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:37 PM

UnclyTrust refuses to play 5 card pud.


But she will play follow the queen.





Jacks are better is another game she despises.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:39 PM

What will Sighty be called if she ever becomes a ghost?


Sighty-Boo.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:40 PM

What do you call a lesbian with a long memory?



UnclyTusk.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:43 PM

Or a crazy pachyderm?



A phsycophant.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:44 PM

Why isn't Sighty-Poo typing?





She went to change her ribbon.

Her other was ate by a gibbon.













A-HAHAHAHAHA

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:51 PM

Aparently IM Pei is not related to IM Hip.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:56 PM

Do you groww herbs in your garden?


Peaches does.

Mortimer 06-30-2008 01:58 PM

I'm going to take the A train.


How about a hand for the mist?


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