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Bystander 03-22-2007 02:31 PM

Nah, let him suffer.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Nah, let him suffer.

!!




Well if you have kept up with your reading from the other place you may like to know Typo doesn't really care for hot foots.



Oh no......he doesn't like the sting of a kitchen match going off under his fat little toes.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:42 PM

ANDY and Stevie-poo are screaming your name out Thebby.





I think they request you give up that darters name.





They sound a bit uncomfortable.










Maybe it would help if I poured hot,scalding water over their little heads.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:47 PM

Well that certainly didn't help very much.





They seem to be very angry with you Thebby.






Do you think they would enjoy reruns of At The Auction?










I do.









At The Auction and those two stupid fidgiting twins are very good for us.








Yes.








They are our friends.









I'm putting on 8 hours worth of them now so ANDY and Stevie-poo may enjoy them.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:52 PM

I have a message from ANDY for you Thebby.





What's that ANDY?......tell the heartless two bit......what?...oh....tramp to give him the name already.





Does that sound right ANDY?





Yes...ANDY said that's what his message should read.



I think Stevie-poo wants more boiling oil for his foot bath.......talk to you later!

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:55 PM

Oh..

...Stevie also said he's going to kill you if he ever gets out of this.










I dunno.

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 02:58 PM

Oh Det. Morty Callaworthy












perhaps





in your






obviously abundant










spare time









you could help












kentucky rose













search for











sore horses.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 02:59 PM

AWWWW....they both seem to have fallen asleep and are resting peacefully.





Gee...maybe I should check to make sure they're not dead...don't ya thInk?



One moment please.














Oh yes...they're doing just fine.

I'm going to let them rest Thebby.






We have a VERY exciting day planned for them tomorrow.









YES WE DO!

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:03 PM

Why don't you come over for a nice little visit,Jayson?






And please wear that adorable hockey mask of yours.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:26 PM

Oh Det. Morty Callaworthy












perhaps





in your






obviously abundant










spare time


--------------------


Don't ya just hate me?

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:28 PM

Not at all....Why do you ask???

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Why do you ask???


Why do you not answer?

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:30 PM

But I did

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:32 PM

Thebby...while Jayson is presented with the challenging issue of why he did not answer....


,,I have a confession.



I didn't really kidnap ANDY and Stevie-poo.

It was all a hoax.



I will make this easy for all.


Please dart me.....I really want you to as I think your love for me is getting in the way of your duties.

So please...let me have it.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
But I did


Yes....I noticed your edit so as to make it look that way.


So when you answer me...I will answer you....unless Thebby gets here first.

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:36 PM

No


I


Don't



Hate




You





Nor





Anyone Else

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
No


I


Don't



Hate




You





Nor





Anyone Else

---------------

Very good sir.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:46 PM

And I asked because I assumed you were jealous of me.


My phooey if that was not so.

Payson Dave 03-22-2007 03:50 PM

Your humor



while apparently not for some



can be amusing



the key



you see



is to not take life too seriously.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 03:57 PM

winner winner chicken dinner!!!!!






Fine work Dave.





LOVE the name.





Excuse me.






I'm vaporizing Tex the Cow Poker.








Too kind Dave!

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 04:30 PM

Slow day, huh Detective?




I hear you've been misbehaving elsewhere......





I will go deal with that mess.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 05:57 PM

uh-oh.






This may be it.

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:04 PM

I leave for a few hours and you have a complete meltdown detective?

did you miss me?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:06 PM

I was left unattended and it was all Andys fault anyway.




I did .






Who are you?

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I now have here in my fine home the bodies of your great buddies......ANDY and Stevie-poo.



Oh don't worry...they're still alive. I have firmly bound and gagged them in two chairs.I am not a cruel man.

But there's more.



MMMMMPH!!!.........GARBLE-STIFLE.....MNNNNNNNOOOOOAAAAA!!!!




Do you hear them shrieking Thebby?

Until tomorrows races begin... I will be sticking pins in their bodies and making them watch John Wayne movies.


So the choice is yours.You may end their suffering by vomitting up the name of that swine who darted my most excellent work......or you can make these two suffer.



It's really all in your hands Thebby.


Don't be a fool.

sounds fantastic...can i come over and watch?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:07 PM

Oh.


I have a dart request for a certain cowboy,pajama wearer and filth container.




Whom might I see about this?

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:08 PM

it's always andy's fault.

I am just me...who are you?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:08 PM

Oh great.


She's going to mock me now.

paisjpq 03-22-2007 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh great.


She's going to mock me now.

I was trying to be soothing...guess I have to work on my bedside manner.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
it's always andy's fault.

I am just me...who are you?


Oh do your mocking first and then I'll answer....go ahead....do it all.

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh do your mocking first and then I'll answer....go ahead....do it all.


Don't you think it's time you stopped this nonsense and came clear as to what you did with DrugS?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 06:39 PM

I'm off to munch...but will answer.





I sent him a false invitation to Aunty Cooby's house for dinner.

Zodiac wasn't this good.

Mortimer 03-22-2007 08:53 PM

Everyone is hoping for my beloved Buckeyes to lose.




Soon we will know.

They had better not fail me.

Cajungator26 03-22-2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Everyone is hoping for my beloved Buckeyes to lose.




Soon we will know.

They had better not fail me.

I hope they do. COME ON VOLS! :p

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 10:50 PM

Quite a difference in the two halfs....or is it halves?

Mortimer 03-22-2007 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Quite a difference in the two halfs....or is it halves?


Well I use "parts'...can't make a mistake there.



I can't stand watching it...they were doing well when I left.

I seem to jinx them when I watch.


Someone here is asking to go in the Vaporization Chamber.

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 10:59 PM

It's hard for me to root against Bernard King's alma mater but I will do it for you.

Cajungator26 03-22-2007 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Well I use "parts'...can't make a mistake there.



I can't stand watching it...they were doing well when I left.

I seem to jinx them when I watch.


Someone here is asking to go in the Vaporization Chamber.

That's fine. I wouldn't feel it right now. They haven't been doing "well" all night.



















HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mortimer 03-22-2007 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
It's hard for me to root against Bernard King's alma mater but I will do it for you.

I can't tell you how much that means to me......I will do the same for you.


It's tied now with just over 7 to go.



I really hate this close stuff. Haven't you nailed down your derby superfecta picks yet?

blackthroatedwind 03-22-2007 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I can't tell you how much that means to me......I will do the same for you.


It's tied now with just over 7 to go.



I really hate this close stuff. Haven't you nailed down your derby superfecta picks yet?


I am excited about the races at Turfway Saturday.


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