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Ten pie-er...no question.


You are in that 2%,by the way.

Little?

You vapid fence post...you.




And it's the man in the GRAY suit.








God.

So there I was...about a day and a half without food or a cigarette.The best part being there was no relief in sight.

It wasn't pretty.


Then,as so many times during The Ordeal,I recalled a letter from Kohl's.I didn't open mail for at least a week after receiving it.To give the short version, I still had an active Kohl's card which hadn't been used for years.This was an about December 23 of last year.God was I excited. Shirley,I thought, they would be selling candy or some form of food...and maybe gift cigarettes or at least cigars.


I jumped in the car and prayed the gauge was lying.


It was.


I got there and ran through that store 12 times,to no avail.I was angry.I stopped a sales woman in bedding and asked her .."Say, don't you have food of some sort in this place?Candy? Anything of the like?" She replied, laughing...'Why,no.We don't.Really...this is Kohl's.That's a silly ques"-----before the old barracuda could finish I smooshed her face and shoved her backwards onto a bedding pile.I apologized for my bad aim and kicked her to make up for it.

I was on my way out, steaming from the jones I had on;knowing it wasn't going to be made well.Then I saw a male salesperson. I started to ask him if they sold smokery of any kind , but noticed his lips beginning to purse as he anticipated my full question and was going to blurb out a typical pursed,liver lipped reply.


So I grabbed a frying pan and klonked him right on his head.


I thanked him...sssssssssso much.



Just before I hit the check outs to exit....I saw it.



A display stand selling gift cards. ....Sherr ( Godzirra own Sherr, don't ya know.) True North gift cards. For those of you who don't know , don't ya know....I can buy gas,cigarettes and food at this rip off priced place.



I grabbed one $25 gift card...then 2...................then ALL of them.

But then I noticed FIFTY dollar gift cards.I grabbed ALL those fucl<os,too.

Boy did I feel happy.





That scam ended,too, after about a week...too embarrassed to say how, but it di-yud.






Wanted to get that quick,but true story in since I did promise to.











And now, knowing I will be shot dead tomorrow.......I leave.



Thank you all --sssssso much,of course.

I am indeed honored to be classified with low-fat milk.


Thank you my friend....

You're low-fat milk, Franny and I are pop-ups, and Morty turned in his famous gray suit for a blue one. We'll never survive the remaining Obama years...........:wf

Least I could do...after all ,how long has it been now?...10,15 years we have been great board buddies,Gary?





Oh.

You're not Gary.







But still...

Gary?

Penelope????:{>: :{>:

Why,yes I.... I mean oh shut up.!

Don't they have to be activated at the check out? :confused:

Well yes...and they were.



Did I lose you somewheres?

I think he lost you at Shirley's

Or maybe Laverne's.

at Hello

right turn clyde

ENTRANCES and EXITS




Eye catcher,ain't it? Should make for an interesting read I would think.Living beings come into your life everyday..new ones.Most are simply "passing through",but some aren't.Some stay around for years,some forever,some for very short periods;but what distinguishes them from the former is they affect you in some way.Could be good and could be bad.

Take Bob&John for instance...both of them. They affected the lives of many of the doorknob viewers out there in a very bad way.

Give Pioneer of Denial some more time and he will destroy more lives.





Really---the main point here concerns humans.
















STEVE!



GODDAMITY!





Thanks to ''insto-blank",I lost the meat of my great thought.

This is bull phooey....2 or 3 minutes of typing and you are logged off and there goes all that work.








Sunnybitch.

cut and paste

!!

NOW you tell me.

very bad!


:mad: