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clyde 10-04-2010 02:54 PM

Now what did I miss?

my miss storm cat 10-04-2010 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 703241)
Now what did I miss?

The short version is it was kinda like a tennis match...

Coach and Stone Gossard.

Oh and Vic was the ball! :D

clyde 10-04-2010 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 703245)
The short version is it was kinda like a tennis match...

Coach and Stone Gossard.

Oh and Vic was the ball! :D

Oh mine Got!!



Great description!

Really,really.

I undertsand completely.

Coach Pants 10-04-2010 03:37 PM

Yeah I guess when the conversation includes scat then it's a little too risque for the smart threads.

clyde 10-04-2010 03:39 PM

Oh no....who broached that subject?

Coach Pants 10-04-2010 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 703260)
Oh no....who broached that subject?

I did a reenactment of what happened at ESPN headquarters the day they broke the news to Vic about Collmus getting The Zenyatta's Secret.

clyde 10-04-2010 03:50 PM

!

Oh boy.



I recall the guy being a little weird..Vicky, that is.

thaaaaanks

herkhorse 10-05-2010 05:37 AM

My girlfriend and I ended up having the mother of all breakups last night,
the underlying message being that my "sense of direction was causing huge problems in the relationship".
Eventually, tired and frustrated, I stood up, packed my things and right.

rpncaine 10-05-2010 11:57 AM

The Defective Parrot.

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.

It doesn't have any feet or legs.

The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'

The parrot says, 'I was born this way.

I'm a defective parrot.'

'Holy crap,' the guy replies.

'You actually understood and answered me. !'

'I got every word,' says the parrot.

'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'

'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.

'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet?'

Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.

You can't see it, because of my feathers.'

Wow,' says the guy.

You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'

'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.

I'm especially good at ornithology.

You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'

The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag.

'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'

'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.

You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!'

The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by.

The parrot is sensational.

He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.

The guy is delighted.

One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.

'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the UPS man.'

'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.

'When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'

'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.

'THEN what happened?'

'Well, then the UPS man came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.

'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'

'Yes.

Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.'

Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'


DUNNO?!? I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch!'

my miss storm cat 10-05-2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 703266)
I did a reenactment of what happened at ESPN headquarters the day they broke the news to Vic about Collmus getting The Zenyatta's Secret.

God even this made me laugh.

I'm a horrible person.

my miss storm cat 10-05-2010 06:47 PM

Hey rpncaine (what does that mean anyway)?

I don't know why that's making me laugh so much. :D

rpncaine 10-05-2010 08:19 PM

My monkier or the joke?

clyde 10-05-2010 08:20 PM

Just shut up..OK?

clyde 10-05-2010 08:33 PM

oh go ahead and tell her

rpncaine 10-05-2010 08:52 PM

I did

clyde 10-05-2010 08:57 PM

well no you didn't

rpncaine 10-05-2010 08:59 PM

PM'ed her...not for big bad wolf ears

clyde 10-05-2010 09:00 PM

you truly are gutless

rpncaine 10-05-2010 09:00 PM

and u are priceless

clyde 10-05-2010 09:00 PM

if she sends you boo bee photos back...I want them


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