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declansharbor 03-21-2007 10:05 AM

Detective Morty couldnt get laid in a womens penitentiary with a handful of pardons..

paisjpq 03-21-2007 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
You betcha!!





I am not use to working with someone who kin sy-fer....as you may have noticed.

we on the bomb squad have to be good at something.

did ya sleep well...someone tell you a bedtime story?

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 10:08 AM

Carla is not going to appreciate that.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 10:09 AM

gotcha...although I meant nothing untoward.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 10:11 AM

No, but Morty did.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by declansharbor
Detective Morty couldnt get laid in a womens penitentiary with a handful of pardons..


It's OK.....we are all jealous of Morte'.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
we on the bomb squad have to be good at something.

did ya sleep well...carla tell you a bedtime story?


Tell that new meat swine not to bet on it.





Thank you...I did.


And ...no...I stuck her in the laundry room all night.







Thebby....that answer is more than you think.



Do this today at the Big A:




Take 4 atb in the 4th.



Take 4 to win in the 6th.



4 w/p in the 8th.









You'll be happy you did.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
No, but Morty did.

ror!!

paisjpq 03-21-2007 10:14 AM

I love THEME DAYS!!

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
I love THEME DAYS!!


Ma'am...they're ZODIAC CIPHERS....





...ZODIAC CIPHERS.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Ma'am...they're ZODIAC CIPHERS....





...ZODIAC CIPHERS.

sorry I forgot...
but I can't bet CS with BTW's $$

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 10:18 AM

Morty's three fours add up to very little.


You will have to better than that on my turf.



Anyone at Beulah today?

paisjpq 03-21-2007 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Morty's three fours add up to very little.


You will have to better than that on my turf.



Anyone at Beulah today?

is the sun shining at Beulah?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
No, but Morty did.

Oh geez...




....GOO-FOO!

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Morty's three fours add up to very little.


You will have to better than that on my turf.



Anyone at Beulah today?




Get outta heah you!!








rule-eng un ze flour!!!

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:27 AM

Thebby;



I looked at Andrews picks for A today ....my spies on the window ledge report them to me.









Bet those 4's SMARTLY!

paisjpq 03-21-2007 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Thebby;



I looked at Andrews picks for A today ....my spies on the window ledge report them to me.









Bet those 4's SMARTLY!

$400 ok?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
$400 ok?


WHAT!!?





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




r u NUTS!!?












Please .......ratchet it down a notch or two.




You pay two dollah.....



....me love you long time.




UPS!!!



I mean you do fine.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 10:35 AM

don't worry hon...I would NEVER bet 400 on someone else's pick...not even yours.

but since you gave me a scratch w/ a 3rd ...not sure I should send it all in just yet...we have hardly known each other long enough for you to give me a winna

Mortimer 03-21-2007 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
don't worry hon...I would NEVER bet 400 on someone else's pick...not even yours.

but since you gave me a scratch w/ a 3rd ...not sure I should send it all in just yet...we have hardly known each other long enough for you to give me a winna



I told you I didn't like ya at that time..





...but now ah do.


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