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clyde 08-24-2010 02:13 PM

Yes,I am quite schorr.



Least I could do.

Coach Pants 08-24-2010 02:14 PM

so clean
so bloody
so perfect
so lippy
so smooth
so hairy
so pretty
so scary

clyde 08-24-2010 02:16 PM

my poim!!

you've ruined it!



you fucl<o
you mucl<o
you dildo
you dutrow

clyde 08-24-2010 02:19 PM

so camel like
so circumspect
so down the pike
so suspect

so lucious
so meatty
so daunting
to eatty

Honu 08-24-2010 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 686577)
I guess Honu lives in LA and not Honolulu.

So LikeLike doesn't fit.

Make that Honula.




Honula, Dahling....you do have to make at least an appearance in celebration of your membership.

If you are shy, Ralphy will kiss your fine pus.sy while you are standing upright..one leg up.







Yours...not his.





That will relax you.







Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono

clyde 08-24-2010 04:13 PM

Oh boy.



Honula....welcome to this exclusive club.

Later....our first attempt to turn you shall be performed.

Thank you so much....fine work.

clyde 08-24-2010 04:14 PM

Also see where race fixing has spread west to the honorable The Thistleydowns.



I'll work around it.

Coach Pants 08-24-2010 04:44 PM

That fuc|<in schorr cost me 10 large!!

clyde 08-24-2010 04:53 PM

ror!!



whoa!!



I mean....Oh my God!!



That fucl<er held the horsey back!!

I know my good friend there, Janey Margell,can help.

Calling her now

clyde 08-24-2010 05:25 PM

She's not answering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sILtO...ext=1&index=14






sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

Coach Pants 08-24-2010 05:43 PM

She schorr stiffed me.

clyde 08-24-2010 06:00 PM

Janey isn't sure!!...I mean schorr!!




She's Margell!

She loves me!!

clyde 08-24-2010 08:10 PM

Been too long since we had this one.


It sounds like Honula:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqAuu...eature=related

herkhorse 08-24-2010 08:14 PM

^^^^^ Thinks he's Mad Daddy(maybe he is)

Rileyoriley 08-24-2010 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 687128)
You're disturbed.

I thought he was gay???:zz:

DerbyCat 08-24-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honu (Post 687264)
Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono



I was just in Kona last month... What a great place!

clyde 08-24-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 687385)
^^^^^ Thinks he's Mad Daddy(maybe he is)


^^^^
Once ate leaves from a book.

clyde 08-24-2010 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 687388)
I thought he was gay???:zz:


Must I pu up with your snottinees...again!?

clyde 08-24-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 687389)
I was just in Kona last month... What a great place!

Leave her alone!...you savage!!






I'm kidding.

























no I'm not!

Rileyoriley 08-24-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 687392)
Must I pu up with your snottinees...again!?

:D:{>:


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