ROR!!!!
Yes we surely do!!!!

We also telecommunicate as twins do.


I'm not travelling in an icebox either..geez don't ya watch Dexter.

We would become popsicle ghosts and freeze out the ghosthunters.

By the way where are going in an icebox?


And just for trivia..Elvis Costello is guest starring on Treme..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...;)

Franny I have been watching Treme :tro::tro:

but I was confused by Elvis C. being in the storyline.


my aim is true?

I resent that - I need plenty of help :mad:

I'm leaving.





Really.

Fantastic

Really?

Maybe he's just leaving to get us some help.:{>:

Yes...that has to be it...the last thing I want is abandonment issues and an eating disorder :p

Yes,really.


Forgot I left the pm on.

No boo bee photos....=:<



Mr. Snot----you will miss me. You all will.

Except Debbie,Franny and Geeker.They don't like me.

:{>::{>: but still no boo-bee photos

Wait a minute ...




































































































Is Morty here?

We took a vote and you won - 2 out of 3 of us like you :{>:

Make him happy Geeker. Send him some boo-bee photos.:)

:o

:)
oo
:tro:

What is this? All thses rooms in this big building...strange nincompoops running around ,babbling about nothing.What's this room called?


The Padlock!!


It's Nerdy Trail!







aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!







Oh my God..is this a dream?




You're not very funny,Morty.But I am. I know everything,too.At least I think I do. My band of mindless groupies say I do.




Sirloin!!







aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!




What the fucl< is going on here!?

Am I dreaming?







Yoo-hoo!...Morty-kins!

I still can't find my panty hose..have you seen them,cutie pie?







MommyDearest!!




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!



Oh my God....make it stop!






You're not very funny,Morty.But I am. I know everything,too.At least I think I do....







It's that fat fucl< copy cat,Empty Tram!!

Holy Mother of God!




aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!





Hi,Morty.Ya know...in my illustrious ,wildly successful career, I have...








steeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie!!





aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!








Oh my God this is sssssso bad!!

It has to be a horrible dream.

I can't take much more of this.




Morty-poo!

Christina!!

Good grief it's great seeing you! Please help me.

Hold me...I'm frightened!!


There,there dear....hug-hug...kiss-kiss.


Thanks you so much,Christina.This is so scary.







Wait a minute.






Christina...........................Rossetti?



Why,yes.

I am.




























aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!




Mortimer.


..huh?....is that...is that you,DonwtownDollarBilly!!?


It's me all right.Great to see you my very good friend.


Bill!!..thank God you are here.




















( Am about to get the witch face from the library computer room gestapo guard.Will have to finish tomorrow.The dream get's even stranger.....bettah...revealing.Uh...Franny,Geeker ,Debbie...and you,too---Cajunatah.





Stop it.)

!!oooooooooo!!

Thank yo so very much.




I will have the exciting conclusion to my dream scape ..tonight,when it's dark.

Hey Morty!!!

!!


Hey whatty?

Mortimer.


..huh?....is that...is that you,DonwtownDollarBilly!!?


It's me all right.Great to see you my very good friend.


Bill!!..thank God you are here.


This has been so terrible...his dream--nightmare I seem to be having.To see you, one of my all time faves is ssssso good.And I'm not even afraid of you even though I realize you are from...the beyond,the after life.....stepped through the crease ....and what have you.By the way, tell me what it's like.What happens...is God there?

I can't,Mortimer.It's against the rules.I'm sorry.

Is OK....but can you at least tell me if all this is a dream or is this all real?


I'm very sorry, I just can't.

Well,then why are you here?


To help you reconcile the irreconcilable;you know what that is.A 2 part yet continuous time segment that you just can't make work.

Wow, you're good.

I'll bet you are not really Bill.I'll bet you have come here to tell me something,but come in this form to hide who you really are?Am I right, or what?

Can't comment on it.Just stop being a bonehead and let me help.You look for things not mattering right now.I'm not here for that stuff.


Oh? Bonehead? I may be a greater psychic than you purport to be.

Very funny...prove it then.


Fine.

I will.

You take yer stinking powers and make something from Sighty-poo's purse appear in your hoof, but don't let me see it. I will tell you what it is.



OK..it's done.

So what is it?


Lipstick.

No.

Oh.

A bobby pin?

No.

Uh...how about a matchbook?

Uh,no.

No?

No.

r u shore?

Yes.

Ok----a pen!

No.

A pin!

No.

A lighter!

NO!

Phooey.

A key!

No.

A key ring!

No.

A hanky!!!!

No.

A yanky?

Mortimer--stop it.

OK...but if not a yanky, maybe a Red Sock?

No.

A White Sock!!

No.

You really stink at this.

I do not, give me a second.



It's a black waist ribbon!!

It's not.

A piece of candy?

No.

A piece of chewing gum?

No.

A piece of a-s-s!!

ror!!..OK, kididng-kidding.

It's a ......are you sure it's small enough to fit in her purse?

Yes.

How big is her purse.

Oh stop it, you have no idea what it is.

Aw nuts...I quit.

Well you finally got it. It's a bag of Mr. Peanut nuts.

!!!!
YES!!

I knew I could do it.

What, no dumb comment? You're going to let that go by?

You betcha!

If you think the v word infuriates her when I use it----she would kill me if I said what I am very tempted to say.


All right...let's get serious here.I'm now going to clear your noodle of your trouble state.

Good deal, but wait. I think my time runs out soon.Let's post this thing and come right back to finish....OK?

OOOOOOKAY!!

Sir, your Hillbilly Derby selections please?

Has anybody heard any good jokes lately?

Am getting there....have received thousands of requests not to--I mean to get these up as soon as possible.




What's in yer wallet?

Stevie---get rid of him.

The Can't-tucky WHIIIRRRby





BrownSugah...the cards, please.


Thank you ssssso much,Dahling.

Kiss-Kiss.







Oh boy,that dupa is suitable for framing.






But bettah get on with it:









1...Lookin' at Yucky


Look at Yucky.






Now look at me.







Now look at Yucky.







Now look at me.





See what ahm thayin'?






burp( oh excuse me!)...Crinkle...



trash can






2...IceBox


Reminds me of a girl I once knew.

Anyhoo----you know,SportyFans,Pythagoras had a good noodle on his neck.Essentially, he said it was hip to be squared.



And so---keepah!!






3...NoblesPromise


Now,this would be really swell if only we knew what Nobel promised.

sssssso!...







nyyyyooooooow!!



thud






4...SupahSavah


Would like to pick this one.

Would also like to pick the meger me-yons.

Do you see the relationship?






Crink-EL...



trash can





5...LineofDavid


Idiot Sticks all over the country tabbing him a throw out.

This is good.


keepah-keepah!!






6...StatelyVictor


I have never heard of this horsey.





~">>__``, squirt!!!=;``,,,,






phooey..I have to get going.Will have to finish latah.



You can thank Skivs for this delay and for delaying the exciting finish of my dream as well.

Is a snot face.




Plus..I have to whizz---really bad!!

so far so good!

sorry.. meant to say:

so far ssssso good.

=:>


can't finish until morning

I miss my triple L. :(

...huh?...

Now to finish this thing.




7...American Big Liah






whiiiiiiiirrrr!!!!






8...Geekers Kitt-ay-ah Katt-ay


blech





Crinkle...


trash can






9...MakeMusic4Me



I llllike him!!




keepah






10...Dumb As.s O' Fucl<-o




vomit





Crinkle..


trash can







11...BeelzebubDoesn'tGiveAFucl<



So neither do I.




Crinkle..



trash can.






12...Conveyance


Real estate term.

Should stick with deed exchanges.




Crinkle..


trash can





13...JacksonBend


Ah don't thank so.


But I am unshore.





keep for now






14...MissionImpossible


I am like sssssssso happy he realizes it.







Crinkle...


trash can






15...DiscreetlyMine


This is not the time to be discreet...nor mine.


That makes him a double wobbler.

Not good.






Crinkle...


trash can







16...AwfulAct


Reminds me of Del Yount.

What a ham sandwich.






Crinkle...


trash can





17...Bubblin'


The most prestigious race in the world and this fool takes a bubble bath.

Only the drunken Irish swine.






Crinkle...


trash can








18...BackSass


A little snot face birdy told me.




Keepah.







19...HomeBoyKris




Get lost...your name makes me want to spit.






Crinkle..


trash can









20...SidneysCandyA.s.s



Yet another Santa Anita gem.






More like bauxite.






Crinkle...


trash can.










Now I have to assemble this mess---hang on.

10...Dumb As.s O' Fucl<-o




vomit





Crinkle..


trash can



:tro::tro::tro:

1...LineOfDavid

2...IceBox

3...MakeMusic4Me

4...BackSass(per MotherHen)




It will be mighty close between 1 and 2.









Just thayin'.

Line of David probably scratches ... just sayin'. :p

=:>

You fucl<.






Thayin' just.

"Motherhen" clucked up. I will be traveling in the "ice box".:D

Morty ... err ... I mean Clyde:

You'll have to tell me what you liked about Make Music For Me. Didn't see that one at all and he ran very well.

!!!!






Good deal.

SSSSO glad you didn't ask why I picked Dave to win.There was a reason and also a reason I will pick him for the Preakness if he runs.


Anyhoo...if you looked at all these horseys regarding their pp's.....they looked an awful lot like each other to me.Also, he kept dogging the great Lookin'AtYucky on non terra firma.

The other reason I can't say right now.




But Supah Savah won't be on for me in the Preakness.


He did win this one fair and square and I hate his guts.