" Horses are not allowed in crow bars as their long faces caws too much trouble and their bar shoes are too loud."

"Whatever happened to Xchanger?"

"Why aren't humans' height measured in hooves? Why don't mares ever say to a horse....you're as big as a human!?""

" I'm getting off the track."

"nyuk-nyuk-nyuk."

Is this Ron character a defense lawyer?

"The real reason MMSC is obsessed with Kleenex and PP's"


:eek:

"Why not HorseBob then?"

" There could not possibly be anymore stupid horsey questions left."

" How much do the $50 windows cost?"

" How come I have never won a race even though I go to the WIN ONLY window?"

Why are you still talking about exotic bets when it will probably be raining?

" Why when I win on an exacta box only one horse goes to the winners circle...shouldn't both go the the winners box? "

"Where do you put the dimes in these Sam machines?"

" Well....I don't know. What's the latest from WAC'D? If it rains...no exotic bets? What if they move Mamouth across the Delaware to a new place...does that mean new place betting?"

"I heard someone say that sometimes you can steal a race...how do you do that? Is that what the 6 horse box is for? Do you need 2 of these if it's a 12 horse field?"

" By the way latecomer...I cannot keep a POV attitude forever so make up your mind already."

" How much are the $2 windows? Why don't tracks ever have a horsey in the window?"

Were you scared the last time you left your mom's basement?

Dannie....ohhhhh Dannie.....Is it later yet???

" If horseys good in mud are called mudders...why aren't horseys good on grass called stoners?"

The trainer said turn him loose, does that mean the jockey is going to jump off?

I really don't think exotic betting can be legal in New Jersey. I've never seen anything exotic in New Jersey. Maybe Hawaii, but New Jersey?

It should be call chronic betting in NJ.

" Where is John...I mean Richard Burch?"

Do chiropractors hangout on the backstretch???

"Is the far turn really any farther than the near turn? Aren't the back of the near turn and the front of the far turn pretty much the same distance from wherever that guy is who is naming these things?"

How come I've heard race calls where horses run on the grandstand side yet have never seen a horse in the grandstands?

" Are horsemen from Greek Mythology?"

" I'll bet Smarty Jones could beat Di'ka."

Why isn't it called the Filly & Mare Classic?

And once an announcer said a horse was coming from out of the clouds and looked up in the sky and saw absolutely nothing. Was it Elijah the prophet? OK who drank the wine in the cup in the middle of the table?

And how do horses wine? White or red?

" Do horseys always breeze and handily? Don't they ever suck in workouts? How come there is no designation for phooey in workouts?"

"Who wants to argue and debate something really stupid that will never happen anyway?"

" Why do jockeys carry batteries in their whips? Aren't whips just manually operated?"

" It's funny....I'll bet people in The Padlock think we're stupid here."

Discreet Cat makes me horney.

"What happens "is" a tsunami hits the Jersey Shore before Saturday evening?"

" Something tells me Drugess is going to need Joe Adcock tonight."

" What is "is" ?"

Finally something in this thread that is good to know....