Oh my God.









thud

This Week's Country Top Five:








5....Yer Blow Job Blowed Me Away

4....Ahm Gonna Blow Mah Head off Over Yew

3....She Waxed Mah Truck..Then She Did Me

2....Wald Turkey and Bobby McGee

1....Wah Did Yew Leave Mah Azz...Yew Sorry B!tch

Zulu and I can't come join you today. We've tried, but it's 90 degrees and the snow keeps melting so we can't find you.
Can you move to a secret garden where it's warmer, maybe we could find you then.

FieldGoalFran..this is a swell idea!

But shouldn't you open the garden?...I mean it is your brainshower....after all.





I will await your answer with wounded knee.

Morty,

Did you see that our DeeTee horse, Kickin and Screamin won arlington's 4th today!!!!

Why...no.


I didn't.







Give me some room.






































thud

;)

Good to see the old Morty Wolf back.:)









You too Hossy Grizzley!

:cool:

But I wonder.....isn't the Secret Garden kind of like the Cozy Dooryard?

Too hot in the garden. Probably bugs too.


















I'm staying in the snowy woods.

No...fine. I was referring to GF Fawn's mentioning of starting a Secret Garden.

You know...somewhere boneheads here could go to be healed.

ESPN.com???????

I need room again.















thud

I think you need a bigger room.:eek:

Or better posts.







:D

I took some photographs of straws today.


Look at the first one:

l l l





Seems like 2 straws...right?



Let me enlarge it:






l l l












Did you see that!!?












A little bigger:







l l l






















OH MY GOD!!!




The worlds first ghost straw photograph!!!

Ok we're back.

















Lets just agree on one thing...





































OK?




























We will not refer to our pack as a nation.


















































So no predator nation.





















































OK?








































































Please?































































Excuse me, sir?

Too,me.

I mean me,too....CP is right.I hate to even type out "predator nation".......barf!

We don't want to have a groopie crew following us either. No one signs with an agent. This is not for commercial gain; we are predators by nature. Our only purpose is to sniff out prey in the air....find them and stalk by singling out one from the herd....and then ripping and shredding flesh.......with the final step the death grip.








NO CHEWING.





We merely kill and move on.

;)

I sniff potential fresh kill .

Hook, line and sinker. :D

!!!


( phooey----ror! )


KEEP YOUR MIND ON YOUR INSTINCTIVE WORK!!



If you jump that prey....I want NO KISSING!!







Just rip and shred.....understood?

Tell him that his claws aren't his teeth. Yeesh.

You dim witted gazelle...you are being stalked in the bush....I mean bushes as you graze.

Good.




That is the law.











And now-----you must kill.

I SAW THAT!!



SHAME-SHAME!

!!!

Godzilla aka Casino Drive is stalking both of you fine predators. Just thought I'd remind you both.

ror!!






















GANG KILL!!!!

I RIP WITH MY FRONT CLAWS..


..AND SHRED OUT THE GIZZARD WITH MY REAR CLAWS...AND BITE AND SHRED AND RIP!














Hossy---you must now apply the death grip.

On the NECK.....SIR!

Hossy is occupied with Casino Drive, sir.

eauxh!!!!





fr&l-a!!!



















That must now become part of the Predators Training Manual.

Good thing I was sleeping until the squashing. No teeth were involved ... didn't Morty teach him about using his teeth?!!!

Godzirra own Sherr Orr Co.

There is nothing more disgusting that strumpet prey.

Lazy predators.