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Fine work sir, and I mean the winner not the mustard thing

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Originally Posted by clyde

Today's cards have been sent by Andy Sirloin's Short Sighted Courier Service.I just received them via Mrs.CM Oreo-Serling's Corn Truck.

Ah dunno.

Anyhoo...heah we go with yer Florida Stinking Derby:

1...SnoringVampire

Oh boy.

Have an idea.

nyoooooow

thud

2...Len Tenor

What in God's name is a Jewish singer doing in a horsey race?? Truly an outrage.

Crinkle..

trash can.

3...Pul-sion

Phoo-ey.

Crinkle..

trash can

4...PleathantPrinth

Now,just a minute here.

Since when are dressage horsey's allowed to mix with thoroughbreds?Honest--I think the dressers would even be embarrassed.

whiiiiiirrrrr

5...GameOnDude

Hang Ten!!

God.

Crinkle...

trash can

6...

Uh oh...ah did it again.

But oh well.

7...Mule

This is getting ridiculous.

Crinkle..

trash can.

8...IceBox

=:>

9...MinersReserve

Wouldn't it be more fun right now to talk about anything else?Once I get passed 8 horsey's I kind of lose interest.I think they do ,too.

Squirt!! :,..;;"",,.

Ah squirted him with mustard.

Was fun.

10...BestActor

Fine and dandy, but WorstHorsey.

whiiiirrrrrr!!

11...RadioHead

Think of the possibilities.

Since I don't want to get darted, I will only think them.

I could say RadioGa-Ga...I guess.

All the same.........

Crinkle..

trash can

IceBox.

Wok Good.

Morty delivers! :$:

You betcha,Sighty!!

Would like to hear what Mr. Geeker Counter would point out this time.

Well????

It was, wasn't it?

Too kind,9:1.

To my f...I mean to all my fans,Stay tuned.More awe inspiring picks are coming.

This is where we keep it real...and give 'em steel.

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Originally Posted by herkhorse

Fine work sir, and I mean the winner not the mustard thing

Entirely too kind as well....DoubleH.

But never slime my fine mustard work.

Never.

don't get me wrong, the mustard thingy alone was a thing of beauty

Much bettah!!

10 4 u:

OOOOOOOOOO

I have found electricians to be the most aloof swine in the construction industry.

For no good reason.

They are as dumb as the day is long.....and phonies.

One "Go fucl< yerself." and they come down several notches....very quickly.

You don't have to tell the same to dry wallers.

They already know that they're fucl<ed.

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Originally Posted by clyde

You betcha,Sighty!!

Would like to hear what Mr. Geeker Counter would point out this time.

Well????

$50 wps thank you very much

Mr Byk

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Originally Posted by clyde

Anytime,Stevie.

OOOOOOO

Am behooved..as many of Stevie's selections seem to be.

I hate people.

Most of them...like 98%.

They bug me and are the source of all evil in this world.

Phooey on humans.

Dumb dogs that go..."duh----wuff!!"....are much less a threat and in fact are known as man's dumbest---I mean best friend,but man doesn't deserve a friend like a wuffy.

Plotting,egotistical,selfish,worshipers of the ostentatious----the race truly makes me vomit....and I harbor no shyness in letting them know what I think of them be it on the i-net or in person.

I have a list of those who will be told to go fucl< themselves tomorrow.

It could be you.

Or you.

And..yes,even you.

I really don't care.

You know what really pounds my drum? When I have maybe gone over the deep end on someone who doesn't get it and then I go Shirley and feel bad and apologize to them......and they get contrite(or "snotty"),then they tell me I am now on ignore in one way or another.

That's what aedingbat did.

Typical human doorknob.

I think I'm going to get darted.

Am too honest.

Groupies I hate the most.

Gosh this is fun!!

But I better stop here.

But I am not through.

Even God said we should ask Him to...." lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from EVIL...amen."

See?

Soon,everyone will have me on ignore.

But I understand as the truth is hard to face.

IGGY?

I have you, franny and debodeb on popup..

some very nice work Clyde

ok...so I am just working on my suckupness

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Originally Posted by geeker2

IGGY?

I have you, franny and debodeb on popup..

some very nice work Clyde

ok...so I am just working on my suckupness

oooooooooo

behooved my fine mr cat....:{>:

The clydesdale seems obsessed with Brownie Points of late..that was a fine horsey.

I think the little man in the blue suit is bored for some reason, I guess all that dust mite herding is taking it's toll on his mind.

Although the frozen one pick was very good....:$: