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So you want me to fucl< a Canadian, eh?

I'm taking my talents to South Beach this weekend, so I will look out for women with strange french accents and take them back to my room.

!!!!

But Uncly,Dahling....it's only this one day.

And I don't know any Canadians.

!!

You can be my Spicey Thom!!..I mean Spicey Lori!!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Antitrust32

08-20-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 685352)

^^^^^ Will be hitting refresh on my computer on Monday every 3 seconds awaiting pictures.

Cannon Shell has first dibs on pics

clyde

08-20-2010 11:25 AM

Gooey....my pud is now dancing to Brown Sugah!!

It needs you!.....very bad!!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Antitrust32

08-20-2010 11:37 AM

Who is gooey? Ralf Geeker?

are you gay????

Dahoss

08-20-2010 11:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLP-h...eature=related

GPK	08-20-2010 12:42 PM

Rumor has it that today is pud measurement day....

clyde

08-20-2010 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 685370)

Who is gooey? Ralf Geeker?

are you gay????

\

..nnno!!....you frump.....Gooey is Brown Sugah...

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

clyde

08-20-2010 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 685375)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLP-h...eature=related

...you fool!!...listen to 2:58 and on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59K2kF6o9Tk

Coach Pants

08-20-2010 01:05 PM

clyde

08-20-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 685398)

Rumor has it that today is pud measurement day....

You have no idea what practice and olive oil can do...7 and one quarter inches of........

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

clyde

08-20-2010 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 685405)

Thebby..I told you they would call me gay.

clyde

08-20-2010 01:57 PM

Ah llllove the 7 in the 8th today at Sara's.

clyde

08-20-2010 01:59 PM

Either Debbie is now extremely jealous....or on an ultimate high that I am off her scent.

DerbyCat

08-20-2010 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685407)

You have no idea what practice and olive oil can do...7 and one quarter inches of........

So, you're saying that with olive oil and practice, GPK can become 7' 1/4" tall?

Can you show him what exactly that "practice" entails?

You are a miracle worker...

or you are extremely gay :eek:

;)

clyde

08-20-2010 02:54 PM

CGD..you contemptuous slut---you.

I'm talking...real practice, baby.

And, of course, plenty of warmed olive oil.

For KGB to grow that tall he would have to soak in a vat of olive oil for about 2 hours and then stick himself in and out of a tunnel in the side of a hill.... quicken the pace...and then vomit.

clyde

08-20-2010 02:55 PM

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Sightseek

08-20-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685460)

For KGB to grow that tall he would have to soak in a vat of olive oil for about 2 hours and then stick himself in and out of a tunnel in the side of a hill.... quicken the pace...and then vomit.

:eek:

clyde

08-20-2010 02:59 PM

!!

Best analogy I could come up with.

clyde

08-20-2010 03:00 PM

Just like a young girl should!!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

clyde

08-20-2010 05:24 PM

gooey!!

baby!!

Run away with me!.....let's get out of this glorified mess without Dennis Hopper and boil down the highway in a deified stress called our very own chopper!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuThNgl3YA

woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

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