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clyde 04-14-2010 10:42 AM

Finished The Haunting In Cambria.


Awful book.

The thrust of it really was abysmal...outrageous,in fact. "Out there" is putting it lightly.I never once felt frightened..at all. Some of the character interplay was pretty good,but that's about it.Only I could draw anything from it, and boy did I.




The coincidences,order of them,what they try to spell out.. is beyond comprehension.

But it's there.

They all make statements and hint at things to come.




The later is still indecipherable.





But it all draws nearer...everything does. The Big Thing,too.

What if it all materializes on May 1?

What if it's an Entitlement,IceBox exactanator?





What if it really is hip to be square????

Coach Pants 04-14-2010 10:57 AM

Doin it all fo' muh behe cuz she eh fi' az she cuh buh

clyde 04-14-2010 01:11 PM

Yes,doo dah.

Thank you for your insights.






Have you ever considered killing yourself?

clyde 04-14-2010 01:27 PM

Nothing like a klutzy intrusion from the Vanilla Wafer.



Speaking of some such;don't you think Dark Side of the Moon would be ahead of its time,even now?

Do this....go down an interstate in the wee hours of the morning.It helps if you have been on the road for at least 14 consecutive hours,but anyways----plug in DarkSide.The whole thing sets off a mass of introspective,but go to where Money fades into Us and Them.Play it all the way out.


I should have mentioned the interstate should be in Tennessee...or Arkansas....or Mississippi ,or its just ain't gonna work.

One has to feel the unimpeded aloneness of it all.The lack of any civilization.The feeling you may be on a highway constructed only to trap you and take you to places unitended by your noodle.What will happen is your vehicle will go on autopilot.It will cruise at 90...following any twist and turn in the road without revenge.Your conscious mind will follow the notes and bring to the top things you wonder about...as well as things you don't wonder about.



You will start wondering about both sets.

It has a very calming influence if not revealing.

It can also offer great inspiration.






When it ends you will wonder where you have been as well as where you are at the moment.

You will panic as you realize you cannot account for the better part of the last hour and have no idea where you are in the present.

You will be very angry with me for following this suggestion.






But when your senses return and your logical mind returns;well then you won't.

clyde 04-14-2010 03:54 PM

Here's a good one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09eycPSlG4M



Enjoy.

clyde 04-14-2010 04:12 PM

And just one more.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woyx4...eature=related




Now I must skeedaddle.

Coach Pants 04-14-2010 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 636019)
Yes,doo dah.

Thank you for your insights.






Have you ever considered killing yourself?

I did one time...but the heart of rock and roll still beatin
and from what I've seen I believe 'um

clyde 04-14-2010 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 636143)
I did one time...but the heart of rock and roll still beatin
and from what I've seen I believe 'um

Good answer..I llliked it !!




Some day we'll have to meet...Beulah might be a good half way point,don't ya thank?

geeker2 04-15-2010 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 636159)
Good answer..I llliked it !!




Some day we'll have to meet...Beulah might be a good half way point,don't ya thank?



OMG !!

clyde 04-15-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 636266)
OMG !!

Geeker..you fool.

I'm bringing my traveling ice box show.


( ;) )

So will you kindly shut up?

geeker2 04-15-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 636308)
Geeker..you fool.

I'm bringing my traveling ice box show.


( ;) )

So will you kindly shut up?



OMG..now I understand..can franny, debodeb and I go along too?

clyde 04-16-2010 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 636450)
OMG..now I understand..can franny, debodeb and I go along too?

Shore.



But bring your own sorbet.

clyde 04-16-2010 09:28 AM

Oh..and Deb-O-Deb will be Crissy and Franny will be Samantha,





Should be fun.

clyde 04-16-2010 09:45 AM

Gee--everyone,almost,has me on ignore---yet Stevie still darts my fine work.


It doesn't make sense.

Of course---what does?





The V word has chased Sighty-Poo away...the G word ,Franny.....ANY word,Deb-O-Deb.....Prunery doesn't like Christina Rossetti and Brown Sugah is in love with Ruffles the Chippy Dippy.




And someone else is out chasing everyone with a computer...for meet ups and yer what not.




It's a good thing I have the Marc's harem.

Do you think Skid'sMother has a real arrow through his head?

Ah do.

clyde 04-16-2010 04:19 PM

Got a ghost book.Supposed to be true, about scientists who turned to supernatural studies back in the late 1800'S.Forgot the title.A girl author wrote it... a professor of some science thing.

Seems very intersting.Will note the title next time around.




Gosh I hope DowntownDollarBilly and EightBelles didn't split up.That's a match that just can't ever end.


Still feel wobbly..not sure what the malady is making phooey in me.


Finding ways to get by...stealing water, stealing gobs of ketchup from certain ff places as well as napkins.




Think I may end up in Canada or just might become an illegal in Mexico.Is there such a thing?


Getting all googlies for the derby...love that a horsey finally emerged as a big fave.Someone to lengthen the odds on a few others.






Oh well..not much to say today.Perhaps other threads will cause ruminations in my noodle.


Let's watch.

Should be fun.

As you know.

my miss storm cat 04-16-2010 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 636504)
and Brown Sugah is in love with Ruffles the Chippy Dippy.

... and to think, I nearly kill myself trying to find this line you once wrote which was so ******* brilliant and you say this to me?

Bad you.

Am not!

I just thought it was sweet.

This, however, this is genius.

We would walk together and leave 2 sets of footprints....until I noticed there was only one set.When asked what the deal was,he replied..."Ah, but there was only one set because I got sick of you and left."


Morty
3/3/10

Okay gotta see which horsies got to swim at Sha Tin today.

Bye! :p

Rileyoriley 04-16-2010 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 636450)
OMG..now I understand..can franny, debodeb and I go along too?

I'm not traveling in an icebox.:mad:

Rileyoriley 04-16-2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 636504)
Gee--everyone,almost,has me on ignore---yet Stevie still darts my fine work.


It doesn't make sense.

Of course---what does?





The V word has chased Sighty-Poo away...the G word ,Franny.....ANY word,Deb-O-Deb.....Prunery doesn't like Christina Rossetti and Brown Sugah is in love with Ruffles the Chippy Dippy.




And someone else is out chasing everyone with a computer...for meet ups and yer what not.




It's a good thing I have the Marc's harem.

Do you think Skid'sMother has a real arrow through his head?

Ah do.

"Any":)

Rudeboyelvis 04-16-2010 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 636672)
"Any":)

FRANNY!! DO NOT fall into his trap AGAIN!! It is a place of horrible despair, paper clips, gravel, unsettled dreams,and decaying Cuyahoga river slit.... You don't wanna go there ....



















































DO you???!! :eek::eek::eek:

clyde 04-17-2010 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 636623)
... and to think, I nearly kill myself trying to find this line you once wrote which was so ******* brilliant and you say this to me?

Bad you.

Am not!

I just thought it was sweet.

This, however, this is genius.

We would walk together and leave 2 sets of footprints....until I noticed there was only one set.When asked what the deal was,he replied..."Ah, but there was only one set because I got sick of you and left."


Morty
3/3/10

Okay gotta see which horsies got to swim at Sha Tin today.

Bye! :p




BrownSugah...how can I recieve a photo of your boo bees?...whoa!!..I mean thank you?



For without you there is no air.





..uh oh...



I think I am about to get sickening.





Let me me put it this way,BrownSugah.

Come to the ...CAH-SOL.....










=;>

clyde 04-17-2010 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 636671)
I'm not traveling in an icebox.:mad:


spit!!

clyde 04-17-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 636672)
"Any":)


!!




AAAAND.....her pu.ssy is SSSSSSSSSSSSSO HOT!!

clyde 04-17-2010 09:45 AM

..uh....RubbyDubby.....


...Debbie is not Franny.






And stop interfering.

They know what's best for them.

clyde 04-17-2010 11:35 AM

The book is called Ghost Hunters.



Yes,it is.

Takes a different approach...not your usual crazy stuff.Through about one fifth of the thing. Real stuff.About scientists who were intrigued and not blind....and who were thereby castigated by their bonehead black and whites.



These guys thought some of the unexplained paranormals would perhaps lead to a clearer explanation of God..and obviously proof of an after life.



So far ...it's so good.





And the little snot face who likes to type---You don't always get what you want, sometimes...you get what you need.




Oh really?





If truth is what you really want,then when you find it---you got what you wanted.

I think this is life....truth.Knowing what that is.







For instance:





















The Lexingounce



:D







1 ...Krypton


supah-dupah!!








not!!





Crink-EL...


trash can








2...DowntownCharleeHO



double :D





Crinkle...


trash can






3...DistortedDave




keepahkeepahkeepah!!






4...Bushwhacked




ror!!




whack dat bush,baby!!



Oh mine Got!



rule-eng en leff-eng!!









whiiiiirrrrrrrrrr!!!!








5...CallShot



FinishLast






Crinkle...


trash can









6...Printh Will I Am




Collapse in the Stretch He Will





Crinkle...


trash can






7...



Phooey.



Crinkle...


trash can





8...Exhi




wud??




Crinkle...


trash can









OK..they've gone by my 8 horsey limit---I'm bored.










DistortedDave to win.

geeker2 04-18-2010 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 636802)



DistortedDave to win.

OMG..............you need more sorbet

clyde 04-19-2010 10:14 AM

Oh shut up...had I gone with my newly discovered lucky number 8, which is doing quite well, I would have been drinking the wine instead of stomping the grapes.





I've been here 7 years.

The pills don't work anymore.

I hate this place.

clyde 04-19-2010 04:19 PM

I'm thinking He purposely gave us the power of thought not soley to question His existence,but to find out more...which is the result of questioning His existence...for some.That may make more sense.


The thing I don't get is why couldn't He just be more out in the open with regard to the Bible? As far as I'm concerned the Bible is a collection of hard spun stories written by men who well may have had an axe to grind...an agenda to push...a wallet to fill.( This is before CapOne,remember)

Yet there is not one writing by God...not one.Only writings passed along by man.

Man is not to be trusted...ask any dog.



The answer is hidden in the universe and in our minds.Oh I don't know the answer, but I think there are many hints out there.Hints needing follow through and discovery.

I know a lot on here are wrapped up in "facts." Facts too often veil the truth.You get caught up in facts and you can easily miss things that,while not facts, are important clues----intuitive clues, maybe.....but clues.



I don't follow why there has to be so many doorknobs.So many malcontents and nincompoops.... and fools and rotten people out there today.


If we are truthful with ourselves,the biggest disappointment through life all of us have is----people.




Not horseys---people.

And who supposedly made people?

God.




The conclusion drawn is God really has no idea what He is doing.

Or does He?

The same machine that feeds you is the same machine that will eat you.



It plays out everyday---and it's not "if you let it."

No.














And so, I am hungry.

my miss storm cat 04-19-2010 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 637341)
I'm thinking He purposely gave us the power of thought not soley to question His existence,but to find out more...which is the result of questioning His existence...for some.That may make more sense.

I'm really confused Morty.

Are you talking about Stonegossard or what? :confused:





































:p

geeker2 04-20-2010 08:08 AM

If you figure all this out


can you bottle it




and sent it to us




maybe in a flavored slurpee?

clyde 04-20-2010 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 637382)
I'm really confused Morty.

Are you talking about Stonegossard or what? :confused:

:p



Please..I have planted him so many times in the bushes spelling "Thistleydowns" that they now spells.... Petey.


Nice tongue, by the way.

clyde 04-20-2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 637475)
If you figure all this out


can you bottle it




and sent it to us




maybe in a flavored slurpee?




Yet another sign.





Shame on you.

clyde 04-20-2010 10:33 AM

''Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you."




I see this all the time.

Maybe He did say that.

Seems something He might say.




And I might say to him.."Well,then why did you bother?"




All I know is I am sick of the disparity in this world...all forms of it.Come the end of the month I am going no longer look out for myself,but for others who need it so much more.

I'm not talking about anyone here;most of you are beyond help.






And I will no longer shoot ants.

clyde 04-20-2010 01:40 PM

Kumquats recidivists still want to use RIP in epitaphs.




If you're going to be that simple minded,at least spell it out.

"RIP"...God,what an awful thing to say.

my miss storm cat 04-20-2010 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 637509)
Please..I have planted him so many times in the bushes spelling "Thistleydowns" that they now spells.... Petey.


Nice tongue, by the way.

Of course I have no idea what you're saying. :D

clyde 04-20-2010 07:13 PM

It's a good thing,really.

my miss storm cat 04-20-2010 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 637685)
It's a good thing,really.

Okay well good!

Aren't you excited?

HP is about to start up and you know what that means! ;)

Chances are good that some of His finest work will soon appear. :D

clyde 04-20-2010 07:26 PM

HP?

Ah dunno.



I do wish He would work in less wondrous ways,though.HE confuses me...a lot.

clyde 04-20-2010 07:27 PM

But ,yes..I am excited.

Rileyoriley 04-20-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 636780)
..uh....RubbyDubby.....


...Debbie is not Franny.






And stop interfering.

They know what's best for them.




I think I missed something that would probably require reading several pages of past posts. I choose not to.:wf


Franny and I are siamese twins seperated shortly after birth. We definitely share the same mother!:eek:

Rileyoriley 04-20-2010 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 637475)
If you figure all this out


can you bottle it




and sent it to us




maybe in a flavored slurpee?



Do they make sorbet slurpees?


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