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Late Fires 05-02-2008 10:41 AM
Thebby, I would like to change my name from Late Fires to Golden Missile please.

Thanks in advance.

;)

Antitrust32 05-02-2008 10:54 AM
well this is exciting

:eek:

Mortimer 05-02-2008 11:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
Thebby, I would like to change my name from Late Fires to Golden Missile please.

Thanks in advance.

;)
lawl!!!








!!!!

Mortimer 05-02-2008 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:D



:mad:

Mortimer 05-02-2008 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:D

I doing MUCH bettah now.






:p

Mortimer 05-02-2008 11:41 AM
Anyhooo....in keeping with my promise...I will now begin to leave here.After tomorrow I will not return...and that is final.

Antitrust32 05-02-2008 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Anyhooo....in keeping with my promise...I will now begin to leave here.After tomorrow I will not return...and that is final.

ok then hurry up and give us your preakness, belmont and breeders cup picks.

TheSpyder 05-02-2008 12:23 PM
Sir Mort,

I would also like to know the following before you leave:

Who will win the Presidential election?
Less filling or taste great?
Turn left or right at the fork?
When will SC fall into the ocean?
Has anyone really poked their eye out with that thing?
How long should you wait to go back in the water after you eat?

Thank you,

Spyder

Mortimer 05-02-2008 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
ok then hurry up and give us your preakness, belmont and breeders cup picks.
Wig,Brown


Ham Sandwich



BCC=Bowlin'

Mortimer 05-02-2008 12:35 PM
[quote=TheSpyder]Sir Mort,

I would also like to know the following before you leave:

Who will win the Presidential election?

KYRIM

Less filling or taste great?

They are two...TWO mints in one.


Turn left or right at the fork?

Ask Bob Frost


When will SC fall into the ocean?

I don't think SouthCarolina will..at all.


Has anyone really poked their eye out with that thing?

Ask Sumatis.



How long should you wait to go back in the water after you eat?


It depends on the temperature of the BrownSugah.


Thank you,

You and me....you know it.....straight up....got yer back covered.

TheSpyder 05-02-2008 12:37 PM
Back at you Sir Mort.

Be all you can be...in the land of Cleve's[quote=Avery_Smartman]
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Sir Mort,

I would also like to know the following before you leave:

Who will win the Presidential election?

KYRIM

Less filling or taste great?

They are two...TWO mints in one.


Turn left or right at the fork?

Ask Bob Frost


When will SC fall into the ocean?

I don't think SouthCarolina will..at all.


Has anyone really poked their eye out with that thing?

Ask Sumatis.



How long should you wait to go back in the water after you eat?


It depends on the temperature of the BrownSugah.


Thank you,

You and me....you know it.....straight up....got yer back covered.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 01:12 PM
I will first conquer my fears and have a Franklin Castle walk through for starters.

Late Fires 05-02-2008 01:19 PM
I'm just glad we can have multiple "guess the weather" threads all over the board, but Avery can't be allowed in the Padlock.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 01:20 PM
Really?

Oh my God.






You would think SOMEONE..on my last 2 days here...would allow me Padlock priviledges.





























But noooooOOOOOOO.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 01:26 PM
Just wondering...but has Groovesinsidehishead asked any horsey analyst with an internet horseracing themed show if they will be talking about the KD this week?

Late Fires 05-02-2008 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Just wondering...but has Groovesinsidehishead asked any horsey analyst with an internet horseracing themed show if they will be talking about the KD this week?

ror!!

I haven't seen it yet, but the day is young.

Does The Panda still have that fine show? I haven't seen it this year.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
ror!!

I haven't seen it yet, but the day is young.

Does The Panda still have that fine show? I haven't seen it this year.

:)


I don't think so. ...they couldn't afford him I guess.

I would have a hard time thinking he isn't somewhere else,but since I am beneath His Highness....perhaps you should just ask him?

Mortimer 05-02-2008 01:33 PM
Tell him I told you to.......that's from me to you....straight away fucl<in' aye......you and me..same page......uh-huh.

Late Fires 05-02-2008 01:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
:)


I don't think so. ...they couldn't afford him I guess.

I would have a hard time thinking he isn't somewhere else,but since I am beneath His Highness....perhaps you should just ask him?
I don't have the personal relationship with the Pandrew that you do, so the only place I would be able to ask is the Padlock, where I refuse to post in silent protest to your unfair treatment.



It's amazing NerdyTrail has survived without my input there, but somehow it has.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
I don't have the personal relationship with the Pandrew that you do, so the only place I would be able to ask is the Padlock, where I refuse to post in silent protest to your unfair treatment.



It's amazing NerdyTrail has survived without my input there, but somehow it has.

!OOOOOOOOOO!









Ask Hossy then...he thinks he knows everything.

Late Fires 05-02-2008 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
!OOOOOOOOOO!


Ask Hossy then...he thinks he knows everything.
Aw fer gosh sakes, I don't care that much.

Antitrust32 05-02-2008 01:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Wig,Brown


Ham Sandwich



BCC=Bowlin'

whos ham sammich again? gyro?

TheSpyder 05-02-2008 02:11 PM
BOO WHO!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
I will first conquer my fears and have a Franklin Castle walk through for starters.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 03:02 PM
Most haunted house in Ohio.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 03:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
whos ham sammich again? gyro?

Yes---someone knows their thoroughbreds around here.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 03:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
Aw fer gosh sakes, I don't care that much.
Good...cause here's the answer:





f you are a member of DRF Plus, you can watch videos he did for every stake at Churchill the next two days. You have to be a member so providing a link does no good.

As for NYRA, he will be on " Talking Horses " today,Friday, as well as every Sunday.


By the way he does these shows naked...so I heard.

Late Fires 05-02-2008 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Good...cause here's the answer:





f you are a member of DRF Plus, you can watch videos he did for every stake at Churchill the next two days. You have to be a member so providing a link does no good.

As for NYRA, he will be on " Talking Horses " today,Friday, as well as every Sunday.


By the way he does these shows naked...so I heard.

Thanks. I did care, I just didn't want to be thought of as too much of a Panda mark, though I do enjoy his fine work.


Is this information straight from the Panda's mouth? And is he full of energy with much desire for the fillies?

Mortimer 05-02-2008 03:17 PM
Ya never know!


Let's just say I happen to know a little more than Hossy.









Just a little.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 03:37 PM
Saw the contest thread...gee. They're bitin down hard on Wig,Brown--Penis of Cork,Pvt.Pyle and Smuther.





Sounds like Padlock Thread material.

Mortimer 05-02-2008 03:50 PM
EAUXH!!!!












:mad:
















Go pet GoldenMissile.












nyuk,nyuk,nyuk

Mortimer 05-03-2008 11:24 AM
Being this is my final day here....you snots out there aren't getting anymore pm's from this very prize hunk of meat.


I will say out of 9 reprints of Sumatis' fine work.......I received ..uh....like ZERO replies on 6 of them.......one told me to "get a life"..........and two were DIRECT hits!!







Yes sir.

Mortimer 05-03-2008 03:04 PM
Is Mike Welsch insane?

Mortimer 05-03-2008 04:15 PM
Illman is a little better.



Beyer is getting there.

Mortimer 05-03-2008 07:37 PM
7 horse field for the Preakness.




I'd snap up an 8 Dingy-Dingies/BB exacta right now.

I'm not so sure 8B won't be on top this time either.

When you want keen racing insight---I think you all know where to come get it....although I won't be here.

Mortimer 05-03-2008 07:45 PM
I don't know what to say---I did not know what happened to 8 Belles until just now.


I don't know what to say...other than I didn't know.

Mortimer 05-03-2008 08:24 PM
I now leave here...as well.I wish it was not on this horrible note.

TheSpyder 05-03-2008 09:39 PM
Morty, Morty

What can I say,

I here your going away today...

All the best,

and when you gone,

I'll think of you right or wrong,


Spyder


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