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Mortimer 03-21-2007 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
Wait don't go......


marry me morty


OK





























thud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 07:42 PM

I was at the movies........








Irene Jacob was there.....







She's one of my favorites.....






She came all the way from Paris......







Probably not just to see me.....






Don't worry Beth......









Morty is ALWAYS leaving.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 07:59 PM

Well while you were being me.......







I was being you...


...at the movies.....










With Irene....








I like her,too....











And I know she came from Paris...











And I now KNOW it wasn't just to see you...








I've had better times....












Don't worry Thebby......













Irene couldn't STAND Andy.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 08:05 PM

Actually one of my favorite filmmakers was also there....






And, he hails from your neck of the woods, Akron....






And, your favorite actress was in one of his movies.




Get to work.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy




Irene couldn't STAND Andy.



Very true.....




She is, however, infatuated with you....






I gave her your number

paisjpq 03-21-2007 08:08 PM

gents, no need to fight for me... there is enough spite and malice for all.

Morty...I sense perhaps you were asking out of haste so i will let you off the hoo k with the whole mm..mm..marraige thing.....

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
gents, no need to fight for me... there is enough spite and malice for all.

Morty...I sense perhaps you were asking out of haste so i will let you off the hoo k with the whole mm..mm..marraige thing.....


Morte' will be very busy working on his riddle.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Very true.....

She is, however, infatuated with you....



I gave her your number

nothing new there I am sure, for the detective

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
nothing new there I am sure, for the detective


All the women use me to get to Morty. I'm used to it.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Actually one of my favorite filmmakers was also there....






And, he hails from your neck of the woods, Akron....






And, your favorite actress was in one of his movies.




Get to work.









Sounds like I get around pretty well.....







I think.....







This is really exciting news......








I just wish I could remember if I was you for that one or not....

Mortimer 03-21-2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Very true.....




She is, however, infatuated with you....






I gave her your number











How much do I owe you?.....








I mean how can I thank you.....











RINGY-DINGY...










Sounds like Irene works fast.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
gents, no need to fight for me... there is enough spite and malice for all.

Morty...I sense perhaps you were asking out of haste so i will let you off the hoo k with the whole mm..mm..marraige thing.....


!!!




GOO-FOO!!!









Actually Andy put me up to it....







He was going to be me on our wedding day....









But ,as you know, you and I were going to switch you out on that day and stick him with Care-La........













HA







HA







HA












SOMEONE STOP HAL.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 08:25 PM

You're not going to try and figure out what excellent director I am referring to?




Are you saying you don't want to play along?





Do I have to go watch my mildly interesting replays?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
You're not going to try and figure out what excellent director I am referring to?




Are you saying you don't want to play along?





Do I have to go watch my mildly interesting replays?


I know I would.

Is this the guy that did the Collinwood movie??

paisjpq 03-21-2007 08:29 PM

he would be a lucky man to get 'stuck' with care-la...wish I could say the same for her.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 08:29 PM

Never mind.


I'm going to watch my Thebby replays.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 08:31 PM

That's an insult to this person's work.




I will give you a clue that gives it away.....






Ross has almost definitely seen one of his movies....seriously.




No more questions will be answered.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 08:53 PM

I'm doing my best here.


It has to be an outer space movie.


But I don't know of any lately...I'll work on it.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
he would be a lucky man to get 'stuck' with care-la...wish I could say the same for her.

Carla is a fine girl...you are so right.



She gets a hard time from some people ( 0=:>),but she takes it and gives it back.


She would make a fine worker bee for some lucky guy.Androne better move fast before it's too late.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I'm doing my best here.


It has to be an outer space movie.


But I don't know of any lately...I'll work on it.


It is NOT at all an outer space movie....



you are thinking in a completely wrong direction.



Think what is the one thing I KNOW Ross likes.

Bystander 03-21-2007 08:59 PM

Shut up.

Jim Jarmusch?

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
he would be a lucky man to get 'stuck' with care-la...wish I could say the same for her.


Very true.



Carla would be a HUGE loser in that deal.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Shut up.

Jim Jarmusch?


I take it back!!!!


How could you f'n tell him??????

Bystander 03-21-2007 09:02 PM

Because Ross- I mean Morty- would never have gotten that.
I, however, am the real genius.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Because Ross- I mean Morty- would never have gotten that.
I, however, am the real genius.


He would have!



The Neil Young clue was brilliance! Brilliance!



Morty would have gotten it.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
Because Ross- I mean Morty- would never have gotten that.
I, however, am the real genius.


You probably knew he was from Akron anyway. You saw " Stranger Than Paradise ".

Bystander 03-21-2007 09:08 PM

Probably. But honestly I was trying to remember Ross' name earlier today for reasons that need not be explained. I was relieved to spot it in your Morty bait.

Bystander 03-21-2007 09:09 PM

And thanks to Morty, I have reached 90 posts.

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
And thanks to Morty, I have reached 90 posts.


Unfortunately, so has Morty.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bystander
And thanks to Morty, I have reached 90 posts.

champagne for everyone!!!
morty is buying

blackthroatedwind 03-21-2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
champagne for everyone!!!
morty is buying

Sport that he is, Morty always pays.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind
Sport that he is, Morty always pays.

my kind of friend.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 09:48 PM

And that's one of my problems...I always pay.

But back to the subject at hand.



You know I never cheat on this stuff because I love challenges( the first one to laugh at me becuase it's SO obvious I don't cheat gets hit with a pie) ....I stretched my little brain and vaguely remembered a fav movie of mine..Dead Men I think it was...and that's where I had read this Akron guy did the movie...and it was a funny name.


So I think I have suppled enough to receive a high score here.


No?

Mortimer 03-21-2007 09:51 PM

He didn't do Dead Men?



Maybe I'm alone.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 09:52 PM

Or maybe I'm dead.

I will be angry if I have to play 6th Sense.

paisjpq 03-21-2007 09:53 PM

I thought you were in your fortress of solitude...i didn't want to disturb you.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 09:57 PM

You're geting me mixed up with one of those super hero phonies.



Am I right on Dead Men...or Man?

paisjpq 03-21-2007 09:58 PM

I am not worldly or sophisticated like those other 2...I have no idea.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 09:59 PM

I think two people I know are acting out Last Tango in Manhattan.

Mortimer 03-21-2007 09:59 PM

Oh.


Did ya ever see Peter Ibbetson?


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